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Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
It's almost like tone and context are important.

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
thats a tone argument and I'll have you know wikipedia says thats a real fallacy bordering on problematic in a highly institutional way

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
men are trash,.i stab thier pepees

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
sorry boys, but being a feminist won't get you laid.

try being a Marine. it sure works for me.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

is "mansplain" short for "Spanish Manlove"?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Correct answer would have been to plan ahead and to have a Hickory Farms beef stick concealed in your pants so when she asked you to pound her with your "meatstick" you would unzip your pants revealing the comical phallus substitute and you both could have a good consensual laugh, secure in understanding and on equal footing. Then you would beat then rape her with the meatstick and then when her family visited you would serve them slices of the meatstick with cheese and crackers and force her to silently watch her father eating slices of the foodstuff you had violated her with.

keep going im almost there

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Cnut the Great posted:

sorry boys, but being a feminist won't get you laid.

try being a Marine. it sure works for me.


but what about if you want to sleep with women?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I think it is all the rape that is hurting women.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
nah you get used to it after a while, i dunno what everyone is complaining about

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

is "mansplain" short for "Spanish Manlove"?

No, I think it was a catchphrase from an old TV show.

Some immigrant-type, who probably didn't even have a real job and just banged on bongos or something like a, ahem, well, you know, would yell at his white wife "Luuuuuucy, you got some 'mansplaining to do!"

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

RideTheSpiral posted:

but what about if you want to sleep with women?

why would you ever want to sleep with a woman? their stamina sucks

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
well the mocking sjws fad is over and will return next month, now it's the time of the year we make fun of mras. next month we start a new thread on how hot microwave's mom is.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Cnut the Great posted:

sorry boys, but being a feminist won't get you laid.

try being a Marine. it sure works for me.

also what if you dont want to rape?

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
all penetrative sex is rape just roll with it. I take a shot of vodka though right before so we can rape eachother's brains out.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

NutritiousSnack posted:

well the mocking sjws fad is over and will return next month, now it's the time of the year we make fun of mras. next month we start a new thread on how hot microwave's mom is.

It's like poetry. Everything rhymes.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Feminism is getting out of control.
:goonsay:

(continues to have absolutely no interaction with women)

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

i'm fully convinced that technology can solve the problem of rape in the near future. in my vision, dicks and vaginas will be encrypted and you will need to preauthorize access to your organs before other people can actually use them. it will probably involve some kind of asymmetrical encryption over bluetooth, i'm not entirely sure yet.

in fact, i so convinced of this that i cashed out my life insurance to work on implementing the first software protocol for a system like this. wish me luck, goons.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

waitwhatno posted:

i'm fully convinced that technology can solve the problem of rape in the near future. in my vision, dicks and vaginas will be encrypted and you will need to preauthorize access to your organs before other people can actually use them. it will probably involve some kind of asymmetrical encryption over bluetooth, i'm not entirely sure yet.

in fact, i so convinced of this that i cashed out my life insurance to work on implementing the first software protocol for a system like this. wish me luck, goons.

<cue 90's movie hacking scene where two teens attempt to override their celibacy protocols so they can do the nasty>

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's complicated op

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all rape is sex

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

how do you explain your posting then?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
all rap is sex. saying hi is rap

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE
Is it rape if a gay man says hi to a straight man?

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo posted:

how do you explain your posting then?

I believe the technical term for freezing poop and using it as a dildo is "mega deuce"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Iamblikhos posted:

Is it rape if a gay man says hi to a straight man?

yes

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

I believe the technical term for freezing poop and using it as a dildo is "mega deuce"

stop raping me

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

What if a straight man says hi to a gay man?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Iamblikhos posted:

What if a straight man says hi to a gay man?

gay men are up for anything i hear

but yes

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

all rap is sex. saying hi is rap

They say I'm a bad guy
Say hi to the bad guy
I come from the bottom but now I'm mad fly

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
I am a butt rappist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

RAGE HOLE posted:

They say I'm a bad guy
Say hi to the bad guy
I come from the bottom but now I'm mad fly

oh snap. the rage hole strikes
coming from nowhere to drop the mike
he is smooth and under control
but dont you know he is on parole
for raping
he came out crunk and if he sees a hole
prepare for gaping
unlubricated
thats his style
chill
you can find him in the cannabis club vaping
until he needs a fill
a smooth criminal
he rides up undercover to chat up your mother and mate your brother
ruthless
those microagressions stack up
his trigger discipline unheard off
call for backup

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
luckily most attractive women dont say im raping them when i say hi. even when im saying hi in the "hello you are hot" kind of way

if someone said i was raping them by saying hi id probably laugh so hard

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I like forcing my nice, thick straw through the top of a bubble tea lid.

"I just raped the poo poo out of this bubble tea" I proclaim loudly, looking around for approval.

"Boy I sure love sucking these balls into my mouth" is the next thing I say.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

is "mansplain" short for "Spanish Manlove"?

lol

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

spooky girlfriend posted:

I like forcing my nice, thick straw through the top of a bubble tea lid.

"I just raped the poo poo out of this bubble tea" I proclaim loudly, looking around for approval.

"Boy I sure love sucking these balls into my mouth" is the next thing I say.

me: hey bithc news flash. its called boba. go to hell fukcer

*i start hissin thru my teeth and humpin the air*

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

me: hey bithc news flash. its called boba. go to hell fukcer

*i start hissin thru my teeth and humpin the air*

I was born in Taiwan, I can call it whatever I want :owned:

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

spooky girlfriend posted:

I was born in Taiwan, I can call it whatever I want :owned:

You don't even get to call your "country" whatever you want :owned:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
gently caress i got owned

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Iamblikhos posted:

You don't even get to call your "country" whatever you want :owned:

lmao thanks for the tag in bud

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Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

even when somebody pity mentions him as a joke he gets all excited like a lil terrier.

this doesn't mean we wanted to talk to you

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