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So, recently my wife and I ran out of toilet paper in our apartment. No worries! I grabbed a roll of the plushest paper towels we had and set them on the counter and the next day I bought some TP on the way home. Once I got back, I thought about taking the paper towels out of the bathroom and putting them back in the kitchen, but my wife and I both agreed that doing so would be totally disgusting. Why? The idea of wiping a paper towel that has been in the bathroom across your mouth is revolting, yet people store their toothbrushes in the bathroom and those go in a person's mouth. So what's the difference? Really makes you think. a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Nov 27, 2014 |
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what brand do you like op I'm a brawny man myself something about that golden-mustached lumberjack just convinces me these are the towels to absorb my spilled pop/dog's pee
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:25 |
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deep thoughts, op
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:27 |
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Harime Nui posted:what brand do you like op I'm a brawny man myself something about that golden-mustached lumberjack just convinces me these are the towels to absorb my spilled pop/dog's pee I been using Viva because I live the turd life.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:29 |
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P80 grit or above sandpaper or you a chump, have fun living life with poo poo molecules between your asscheeks
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:31 |
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I feel like I'm having a breakdown dudes.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:32 |
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can you see poop on the paper towels? no? its fine
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i think you aren't supposed to flush paper towels, but i'm not exactly sure of the physics
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:34 |
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I thought at first this was about shmorky's bathroom at the Something Awful offices.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:35 |
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Vargs posted:can you see poop on the paper towels? no? its fine poo poo molecules dude. Lowtax, have a lovely holiday.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:36 |
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quote:Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Particles of poo enter your nostrils everytime you smell poo. I learned that from a Star Wars novel when I was a kid. Bask in the knowledge.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:39 |
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Late-modern plumbing has rendered us as a society histrionically, almost ridiculously poop-phobic.
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Harime Nui posted:Particles of poo enter your nostrils everytime you smell poo. I learned that from a Star Wars novel when I was a kid. Bask in the knowledge. So if I farted on a paper towel would you rub it on your mouth?
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:41 |
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I dunno is this for a bet
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Just to prove a point.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:43 |
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Let's not get off point............. you're just wasting those towels
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:44 |
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I'll still wipe the butt with them.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:45 |
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It doesn't matter if you keep your paper towels in the bathroom or in the kitchen. There's poo poo particles everywhere. They'll always be covered in poo poo.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:53 |
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:poo poo molecules dude. you cant see them. they wont harm you. who cares. you have gross microscopic bugs crawling around and making GBS threads on your body anyways
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 06:58 |
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I jack off on the toilet, so whatever.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:08 |
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all people IRL are extremely gross and if I thought about everything my friends have probably done in their homes I'd probably never visit anybody hahahahahahahahaha I really do visit people
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:09 |
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Bidets are pretty great.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:27 |
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:The idea of wiping a paper towel that has been in the bathroom across your mouth is revolting, yet people store their toothbrushes in the bathroom and those go in a person's mouth. So what's the difference?
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:29 |
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lol if you don't collect your poops, shred them, put them in a press, and create your own poo-paper. Make enough and you can bind them into a Poopskine.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:31 |
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OP when did you change your name from WeLandedOnTheMoo to WeLandedOnTheMoorBloody Hedgehog posted:lol if you don't collect your poops, shred them, put them in a press, and create your own poo-paper.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:32 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:lol if you don't collect your poops, shred them, put them in a press, and create your own poo-paper. *Poopskein
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:36 |
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Wipe with tp, finish with a baby wipe. Don't be a bitch about the paper towels sir.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:42 |
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:So, recently my wife and I ran out of toilet paper in our apartment. No worries! I grabbed a roll of the plushest paper towels we had and set them on the counter and the next day I bought some TP on the way home. Once I got back, I thought about taking the paper towels out of the bathroom and putting them back in the kitchen, but my wife and I both agreed that doing so would be totally disgusting. did you know there's more bacteria in the kitchen than your toilet? that is why experts agree you should prepare food on a toilet seat
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Harime Nui posted:what brand do you like op I'm a brawny man myself something about that golden-mustached lumberjack just convinces me these are the towels to absorb my spilled pop/dog's pee What mustache? The brawny guy doesn't have it any more...
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genesplicer posted:What mustache? The brawny guy doesn't have it any more... they changed the THEY CHANGED THE MODEL!?!?!? MOTHERFUCK
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 09:57 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Bidets are pretty great. Seriously. I just got one and it has changed my life! You can get ones that install under the toilet seat for less than $50. Stop being a disgusting goon, buy a bidet today!
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 10:02 |
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I only use super absorbent paper towels in the toilet. I need to soak up as much putrid runny poo poo from my nightmarish leaking brown hole as I can with each super rugged and absorbent wipe else I look like a mud golem who's hand grenade has exploded between it legs. Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Nov 27, 2014 |
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Don't loving flush paper towels, the tenants before us did that and we had a world of problems with the plumbing afterward. because we also flushed some paper towels, lol OP don't be a bitch, put em back in the kitchen. Or stick em under the sink and use them for non-food and counter purposes. Don't waste trees.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 12:17 |
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Did you know when you poop your mouth is in the same room??? Think about the implications for public restrooms!
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 14:16 |
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the only part where this is an issue is if you flush the toilet with the lid up. flushing creates a spray of aerosolised fecal matter that just spatters everything it can in a large radius. just shut the lid and you can do whatever
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 14:43 |
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chaosbreather posted:the only part where this is an issue is if you flush the toilet with the lid up. flushing creates a spray of aerosolised fecal matter that just spatters everything it can in a large radius. just shut the lid and you can do whatever And then when I sit next to poo poo the lid is right behind me covered with rear end bugs and they leap onto my back.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 14:45 |
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Can't you just steal those rolls of TP from a public bathroom, those are like a middle ground between regular TP and paper towels
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 15:44 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:And then when I sit next to poo poo the lid is right behind me covered with rear end bugs and they leap onto my back. nah man bacteria can't live on just plastic for any stretch of time, esp in the dark
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:57 |
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real talk, did you flush the paper towels? do you rent?
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:So, recently my wife and I ran out of toilet paper in our apartment. No worries! I grabbed a roll of the plushest paper towels we had and set them on the counter and the next day I bought some TP on the way home. Once I got back, I thought about taking the paper towels out of the bathroom and putting them back in the kitchen, but my wife and I both agreed that doing so would be totally disgusting. OCD Get help
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