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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

ion

Why would you eat cold, hard as gently caress cereal in the morning? that will start your day off on a lovely wavelength. microwave those cornflakes for 30 seconds and enjoy that poo poo as it was meant to be eaten

or don't and keep being a plebeian. see if i are

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
....?


I haven't started my morning without eggs, toast and sausage in years op

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Once you become an adult it's not so bad to drop things on the skillet or shove them in the toaster you need not limit yourself to the milk and bowl creal

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Vorik posted:

or don't and keep being a plebeian. see if i are

You are.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
same but gas station coffee and Newports

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
same but slimy throbbing gay cocks

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i start my day with a lovely load of hot semen from a glory hole

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
The whole point of cereal is that it's quick and easy.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don't eat breakfast unless its for dinner. Cereal is a snack or a lazy lunch

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

RideTheSpiral posted:

i start my day with a lovely load of hot semen from a glory hole

Lol if you don't keep your own pet manlet to get it straight off the source without getting out of bed

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
cereal lol what are you 10

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
temperature isn't a problem for me because I eat my cereal in the shower

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
cereal huh

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


poo poo is serious my nigga

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

I've microwaved cereal to make it less stale (It works. I was poor ok, cereal was all I had.) so I assume that if old cereal tastes ok microwaved, fresh cereal tastes amazing?

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

how can dried food be 'fresh'?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Ekster posted:

how can dried food be 'fresh'?

the same way dried food can be 'not-fresh'

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The Dennis System posted:

The whole point of cereal is that it's quick and easy.

much like op's mom

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Harime Nui posted:

I haven't started my morning without eggs, toast and sausage in years op

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Be a fattie and use vanilla ice cream instead of milk with your lucky charms. Microwave it until the ice cream is soft. Good stuff.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Death By Yogurt posted:

Be a fattie and use vanilla ice cream instead of milk with your lucky charms. Microwave it until the ice cream is soft. Good stuff.

Don't forget to eat that morning bullet either.
ya nasty gently caress

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
in most cases cereal is only a good breakfast when it's a choice between the cereal or nothing at all

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
the lol if you posts are so good

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

frozen blueberries in my bran flakes make it an ice cold breakfast treat. throw in some black coffee and holy hell I have some ferocious morning dumps :feelsgood:

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

crazy people are always loling

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
first time i have laughed out loud at a gbs thread in like a month

Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008
lol if you eat cereal for breakfast

eggs + toasts + real butter is the real deal

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
This is insane and I should ban anybody who microwaves their own cereal out of principle.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Lowtax posted:

This is insane and I should ban anybody who microwaves their own cereal out of principle.

have you ever actually tried it though? it might be good.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

logical phalluses posted:

have you ever actually tried it though? it might be good.

I'm not dropping to their level!!!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
like as an adult why would you eat cereal, can't you make and eat eggs just as fast.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

like as an adult why would you eat cereal, can't you make and eat eggs just as fast.

eggs blow

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Lowtax posted:

eggs blow

guess your right, if you want cold protein fast you could just eat spam straight from a can. no cooking needed.

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DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
im gay

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