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Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
rk

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Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
technology moves forward and one day all our minds will be uploaded to the cloud but if u r an early adopter of wearable computa u are beyond retraded

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

more like the first #INF buyers

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
more like any buyers of a gen 1 apple product

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

an early adopter
actually i think you'll find apple are piggybacking off a technology already pioneered and perfected by lg

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm already in line to buy one

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
[banging knife and fork on the table in rhythm] wear-a-ble com-pu-ter! wear-a-ble com-pu-ter!

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

The Management posted:

I'm already in line to buy one

will u use it to send your heartbeat to someone?

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
u cant even use tw w/o ur iphone

what if u meet a girl and u make out and drop all your clothes on the stairs but u still keep your applewatch as u make sweet love in bed and u want to check ur pulse lets see,, oh doesn#t work because my iphones not here

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
so i guess i cant use apple watch when i#m nude unless i wear my iphone between my rear end cheeks or sth ??

Sharktopus
Aug 9, 2006

drat son whered u find this?

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
what i#m saying is dont let a bunch of virgin geeks field test your device

if i cant use this to enhance my in bed performance then this thing is virtually useless to me

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm already working on a solution to fit the watch around my dilz so it can share other types of pulses, iykwim. I hope there's a chart in health.app for this so I can keep track.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
also gamecenter support

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

The Management posted:

I'm already working on a solution to fit the watch around my dilz so it can share other types of pulses, iykwim. I hope there's a chart in health.app for this so I can keep track.

to apple watch, ur pesisens pulse is the same as the one on ur wrist b/c it can't do blood pressure

useless

piece

of

poo poo

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

I think I'm gonna buy the $349 model so I can upgrade to watch 2 as soon as it is introduced as well

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

The Management posted:

I'm already working on a solution to fit the watch around my dilz so it can share other types of pulses, iykwim. I hope there's a chart in health.app for this so I can keep track.

i dont think they have a newborn strap size

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I've seen a galaxy gear 1 in the wild

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I've seen a galaxy gear 1 in the wild

are you ok

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




what have we become

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Beeftweeter posted:

i dont think they have a newborn strap size

thats too bad my dilz is about the size of a newborn

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what have we become

really gay

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

lol @ square watches forever

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

no they will not posted:

[banging knife and fork on the table in rhythm] wear-a-ble com-pu-ter! wear-a-ble com-pu-ter!

Lol

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Question mark inside a box watch

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

technology moves forward and one day all our minds will be uploaded to the cloud but if u r an early adopter of wearable computa u are beyond retraded

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
poo poo this is some serious avdvide from a n alpha male who is also an aotakul...

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i dunno op if steve commands it i fail 2 see what alternative we have

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


CamH posted:

I think I'm gonna buy the $349 model so I can upgrade to watch 2 as soon as it is introduced as well

this is virtuous

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

theadder posted:

i dunno op if steve commands it i fail 2 see what alternative we have

steven has been dead for several years now

you can no longer extrapolate his ideals into the future

you are on your own now

good luck

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


for the fashion-conscious terrorist in your life

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
hey qirex

are you reading this thread

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
check out this sweet loving watch qirex

http://www.nomos-store.com/en/Watch...us&redirected=1

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


phwoar

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

poty posted:



phwoar

thats one of the first watchchat posts that i like

still not buying one

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
i want that watch

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

newreply.php posted:

thats one of the first watchchat posts that i like

still not buying one

glashutte makes good watches

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i know but wearing a thing on me that has just one function which my phone does already seems as silly as wearing a bracelet or a tiara

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
when I dress up I wear my nice watch but most of the other time I don't.

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