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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Hahahahaha

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
TD Jeffrey!

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
Well, uh. :stare:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Easy peasy

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


hmmmm, maybe the Lions should cover the flats

nah

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

See, you see none of those plays with the Lions offense.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Any good mobile streams?

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
That tackling is horrible.

First audible boos of the day.

Ah yes, that quality lions football.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ThanksgivingLions.txt

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
I did not expect that drive.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
Sweet loving tackling

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Lions gonna lose

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
The bears should be much better on offense than they are

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
"Running the ball is a waste of time"

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

wow bears!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

oh my god!!!! the bears scored a freaking touchdown on the iopening drive!!!! this game is over, bears win 55-20, the lions seaason is over, calvin johnson has a rare uncurable form of cancer, jim caldwell is named coach for life, matt millen comesa back from the dead and runs the bitch idiot team again, and detriot turns into a Good City again for a just a day before they get nuked by the Freaking North JKoreans

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I liked the part where he just walked it in.

Gonna be a good game, I think.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
under 3 minutes. Just loving spectacular.

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
Looks like another Thanksgiving disappointment. I'm so tired of loving Lombardi and his stupid loving playcalling.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I already said it in the wrong thread, but I am erect. Get hosed Lions. Sorry, cool Lions fans.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
:stare: Bears offense scoring in the quarter.

It's a thanksgiving miracle.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Jeffery! :toot:

Short passes are working well.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Cruel and Unusual posted:

See, you see none of those plays with the Lions offense.

Tate had a very good catch and run in the flats early against New England, I have no idea why they didn't try it again

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

thompson posted:

Looks like another Thanksgiving disappointment. I'm so tired of loving Lombardi and his stupid loving playcalling.

It makes me happy that lions fans thanksgiving is ruined every single year

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

thompson posted:

Looks like another Thanksgiving disappointment. I'm so tired of loving Lombardi and his stupid loving playcalling.

Not Lombardi's fault Stafford can't hit a wide open megatron

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Hey guys!

Hey!

Hey remember stretch armstrong!??! LOL crazy right?

Buy our car.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Pron on VHS posted:

The bears should be much better on offense than they are

Maybe they are finally getting back to how they played last ye*Cutlerception*

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

kazil posted:

Hey guys!

Hey!

Hey remember stretch armstrong!??! LOL crazy right?

Buy our car.

i thought that commercial was kinda cute

wanna stretch that crotch with my teeth to relive my youth

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

oh my god!!!! the bears scored a freaking touchdown on the iopening drive!!!! this game is over, bears win 55-20, the lions seaason is over, calvin johnson has a rare uncurable form of cancer, jim caldwell is named coach for life, matt millen comesa back from the dead and runs the bitch idiot team again, and detriot turns into a Good City again for a just a day before they get nuked by the Freaking North JKoreans

you're the only sports blog i read

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

cucka posted:

That tackling is horrible.

First audible boos of the day.

Ah yes, that quality lions football.

A thanksgiving tradition

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

oh my god!!!! the bears scored a freaking touchdown on the iopening drive!!!! this game is over, bears win 55-20, the lions seaason is over, calvin johnson has a rare uncurable form of cancer, jim caldwell is named coach for life, matt millen comesa back from the dead and runs the bitch idiot team again, and detriot turns into a Good City again for a just a day before they get nuked by the Freaking North JKoreans

This joke works with most teams. The Lions regularly fall the gently caress apart. They find amazing ways to pull it off.

Forgive us if our being disappointed the team playing in the game we are watching, a team we cheer for, opens looking like dogshit after 2 weeks of horrible performance.

Asking for optimistic Lions fans is not going to net you many Lions fans.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The Lions are very stout against the run, eh? How about we just dink it and dunk right over their heads and break off ten yard gains instead?

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

Winkie01 posted:

Not Lombardi's fault Stafford can't hit a wide open megatron

The kill play on second down was a toss to bell, one of the slowest mother loving runners on a play that relies on speed...

Fluo
May 25, 2007

lions are gonna come back


lions, bitch

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lord Waffle Beard posted:

It makes me happy that lions fans thanksgiving is ruined every single year

Remember last year when they actually won

And then lost the rest of the year to make up for it

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Hey! Remember He-Man!!??!

I sense a pattern...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

yes they have an array of those

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

oh my god!!!! the bears scored a freaking touchdown on the iopening drive!!!! this game is over, bears win 55-20, the lions seaason is over, calvin johnson has a rare uncurable form of cancer, jim caldwell is named coach for life, matt millen comesa back from the dead and runs the bitch idiot team again, and detriot turns into a Good City again for a just a day before they get nuked by the Freaking North JKoreans
Happy Thanksgiving, my friend :unsmith:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Madcosby posted:

i thought that commercial was kinda cute

wanna stretch that crotch with my teeth to relive my youth

That is a disturbing image...

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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kazil posted:

Hey! Remember He-Man!!??!

I sense a pattern...

it's almost like it's an ad campaign!!

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