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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i am going to run 3 miles in less than 26 minutes or i will get hella banned, quote this if you're down (QTIYD)

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

if anyone else wants to run 3 miles right now, before you eat like a fat idiot, post in this thread as well

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
that's a decent time op not incredible but decent you're in ok shape op yeah gently caress yeah man yeah

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

im not in the best shape, no , but i gotta start somewhere thanks mookfaces

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

smoobles posted:

im not in the best shape, no , but i gotta start somewhere thanks mookfaces

gl op hope you make it. running is fun + good.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i hope you overexert yourself and vomit

The BLT
Jan 3, 2008
Do you know the sandwhich man?
Have you ever done it in that time before or have you been lazing about around the 30 minute mark?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

smoobles posted:

im not in the best shape, no , but i gotta start somewhere thanks mookfaces

yeah but it's cool I haven't ran in a long time so if I crack 25 minutes on the 5k I'm happy good for you buddy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you dont know poo poo about toxx and why are you making threads

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

prove it

https://www.strava.com

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

gary oldmans diary posted:

you dont know poo poo about toxx and why are you making threads

merry thanksgiving

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
where do you live smoobles it must be nice if you're going to go out for a run without taking some pemican with you and getting the sled dogs

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Good luck OP. I find it helps if you rob a convenience store or slap a really well built and athletic man in the face first.

Both of those got my times down.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

OP a toxx clause is when you say "if this thread gets X number of replies i will do Y", so in your case it would be "if this thread gets a reply i will run for three miles".

i ope this helps and enjoy your exercise

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
I went to the gym this morning so I can stuff my face tonight.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

smoobles posted:

i am going to run 3 miles in less than 26 minutes or i will get hella banned, quote this if you're down (QTIYD)

no dont do it its bad for your knees

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
i can do 3 miles in under an hour if the pavement's flat

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
i will run 3 miles in 15 minutes in spirit

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Classic smoobles

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
A real man eats 20 eggs and then runs 2 miles. Record yourself doing it.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i ran 3 miles in 25:30, ban averted, closing thread

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gj smoobs

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
great job bud

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
this thread has been a super positive success so now you can eat a ton of garbage food and not feel like a big fat sack of poo poo!

peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost
48 - 10 = 25, got it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

smoobles posted:

i ran 3 miles in 25:30, ban averted, closing thread
you have no proof

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
If you can't hop up and run 5k in less than 21 minutes any time of the day or night with no stretching... then you're an out of shape sub human

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

If you can't hop up and run 5k in less than 21 minutes any time of the day or night with no stretching... then you're an out of shape sub human

hey. you are a running man, we are not all running men and we can't run like you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

running is for loving losers get an awesome road bike idiots

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

you have no proof

:smug:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

numberoneposter posted:

running is for loving losers get an awesome road bike idiots

Oh yeah lemme just plunk down a couple thou on an overpriced carbon fiber yuppie bike and some spandex diapers and a .... helmet??? Holy poo poo.

No thanks... ill just toss some sandals on and go lope through the forest with the spirit of the tarahumara pounding in my chest

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

a starwar betamax posted:

Oh yeah lemme just plunk down a couple thou on an overpriced carbon fiber yuppie bike and some spandex diapers and a .... helmet??? Holy poo poo.

No thanks... ill just toss some sandals on and go lope through the forest with the spirit of the tarahumara pounding in my chest

this post is extremely alpha

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a starwar betamax posted:

Oh yeah lemme just plunk down a couple thou on an overpriced carbon fiber yuppie bike and some spandex diapers and a .... helmet??? Holy poo poo.

No thanks... ill just toss some sandals on and go lope through the forest with the spirit of the tarahumara pounding in my chest
my bike is worth more than your car

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

smoobles posted:

this post is extremely alpha

I would challenge ASWBM to a friendly match of helmets and gloves. I think it would be a good bout but I wish him no harm

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

but ill play your flip flop game.

see you at the trailhead

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

numberoneposter posted:

my bike is worth more than your car

I'm sure it is. I bought my Subaru for 1,100

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i already ran 3 miles today bc i am a tirkey being hunted by hungry americans who have a bloodlust for turkey blood. im a turkey

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

smoobles posted:

i ran 3 miles in 25:30, ban averted, closing thread

rip op;'s knees

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

numberoneposter posted:

my bike is worth more than your car

Doubt it

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

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