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*Places turkey platter onto giant table next to huge bowl of mashed potatoes, platter of stuffing and giant gravy boat* *sips on wine by roaring fire, lights pipe, pats dog on head* I hope people arrive soon...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:24 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:27 |
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mom dad im gay
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:25 |
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*scratches butt*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:25 |
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*gets drunk and says brutally honest and embarrassing remarks of family members*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:26 |
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*ruins the evening*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:26 |
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VelociBacon posted:mom dad im gay *pipe drops out of mouth and monocle pops from my eye* Clancey... no....
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:27 |
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.....drat blacks in furgeson...al sharpton.......tearin down their own town...animals...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:27 |
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*family doesn't know I have been atheist for decades* Umm sure I'll lead grace
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:27 |
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Liquor is over there, beers in the fridge behind the bar, bathroom is over there and... Ya who already pooped on the floor? Come on guys...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:28 |
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Haven't heard of Lyndon Larouche? Let me just explain a few things
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:28 |
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Luvcow posted:Liquor is over there, beers in the fridge behind the bar, bathroom is over there and... Ya who already pooped on the floor? Come on guys... sorry. i'd say it won't happen again but we know it will so let's just FORGET OUR TROUBLES WITH A BIG BOWL OF STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:29 |
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What's that green stuff?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:29 |
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BigwigML posted:*family doesn't know I have been atheist for decades* *mutters "loving sheeple" under breath after amen*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:29 |
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TEAYCHES posted:.....drat blacks in furgeson...al sharpton.......tearin down their own town...animals... Hey... Uh.... Go grab a drink over there any maybe avoid the kitchen tonight.... I've got some hired help in there
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:29 |
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:What's that green stuff? That's weed jimmy Robbie Fowler posted:sorry. i'd say it won't happen again but we know it will so let's just FORGET OUR TROUBLES WITH A BIG BOWL OF STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM Well, it is the holidays, just be careful and ... ya there's more coming down your pant leg right now.... *shuffles away to grab a broom*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:31 |
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I'm telling YA, fried turkey is more flavorful and moist than your ol' oven bird.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:36 |
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Not only do the english gently caress up our language, they dont celebrate thanksgiving. I hate the english, gently caress you.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:40 |
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down n out posted:I'm telling YA, fried turkey is more flavorful and moist than your ol' oven bird. I know but we had the "accident" last year so... have another drink ok? Redleg posted:Not only do the english gently caress up our language, they dont celebrate thanksgiving. I hate the english, gently caress you. I'm... I'm trying really hard Redleg... Please enjoy Cow Manor while you're here...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:45 |
Redleg posted:Not only do the english gently caress up our language, they dont celebrate thanksgiving. I hate the english, gently caress you. I know! can't trust anglos! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:46 |
please stop trying to pass me gravy it's nasty to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:47 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:please stop trying to pass me gravy it's nasty to me It's a special recipe... please... Ill be right back *rushes into the kitchen while quietly sobbing*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:49 |
*pushes food around on plate* how about them footballs, eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:51 |
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*barely audible shrieking from the kitchen* just one year, just once I'd like to have a nice holiday dinner!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:53 |
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This food is rear end. This whole family is rear end. Im going home to drink, gently caress you all.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:53 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:This food is rear end. *rushes back into the room* Thank you for coming! It was really nice to see you. Happy Thanksgving! I'm so sorry about the food.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:55 |
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*fingers your mom under the dinner table*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:55 |
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the riots are obamas fault, look at this team, it should be a perfect record but the coach is a douchebag. Tolkien Alzheimer family member. "our taxes are to high because the niggers voted them in" words. put a gun to my head and pull the trigger already cause its more of the same.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:56 |
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*starts food fight*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:57 |
love the stuffing, what brand is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:57 |
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Stove top....it's stove top stuffing
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:04 |
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*Bursts through door 2 hb 10s hanging off my arms a bottle of wine in each hand* Who's ready to loving GIVE THANKS MOTHA' FUCKAS'
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:07 |
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*shoots dagger eyes because you got a huge portion of mac & cheese*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:07 |
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Jimson posted:*Bursts through door 2 hb 10s hanging off my arms a bottle of wine in each hand* Who's ready to loving GIVE THANKS MOTHA' FUCKAS' Oh Jimson! *flutters face with small ornate chinese fan* you came!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:08 |
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What do you mean no politics at the table? Don't you care about the state of the nation?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:08 |
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"Oh poo poo, grandma's choking on the stuffing again." Missing Name fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Nov 28, 2014 |
# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:08 |
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down n out posted:*shoots dagger eyes because you got a huge portion of mac & cheese* Take mine ok? *spoons Mac and cheese onto your plate, accidentally spills wine*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:09 |
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Missing Name posted:"Oh poo poo, grandma's choking on the stuffing again." *tries desperately to free her clogged throat, sprays drool and stuffing across table* Redleg posted:What do you mean no politics at the table? Don't you care about the state of the nation? Just... Just wait till after dinner... Please
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:10 |
VelociBacon posted:mom dad im gay Dad gay so what
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:11 |
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Did you hear about your cousin Bobby? He married that colored woman.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:11 |
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drat your lookin' fine as hell FOR FATTIES. *adjusts rainbow fedora with peacock feather and a blinking turkey pin on my head* * the 2 HB 10s busy themselves with Mac and cheese before I shoot them death glares*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:11 |