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Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

*makes the same lame rear end sweet potato casserole that took 5 minutes to put together then drinks all the good wine and takes one of the turkey legs* Oh my god, I worked aaaaaall day on dinner!

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jose Oquendo posted:

Did you hear about your cousin Bobby? He married that colored woman.

LaQuiche is a lovely girl

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Demora posted:

*makes the same lame rear end sweet potato casserole that took 5 minutes to put together then drinks all the good wine and takes one of the turkey legs* Oh my god, I worked aaaaaall day on dinner!

The sweet potato casserole was lovely, thank you

*narrows eyes and finishes vodka tonic*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
yeah these mini marshmallos really added a certain, je ne sais quoi
*cough* ghuh na says qwoeye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Whoa! I'm late to the party hope there are brussel sprouts left!

i brought the turkey, the wild turkey that is!!!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it's French, Francine, it's loving French.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Sooo luv cow you still single? If so I got a book you gotta read. A little book that changed my life. *pulls out signed copy of "The Game"*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

numberoneposter posted:

Whoa! I'm late to the party hope there are brussel sprouts left!

i brought the turkey, the wild turkey that is!!!

*takes bloody turkey corpse from your hand, bottle floops down onto the floor*

Oh I get it... You hid the bottle of wild turkey inside a wild turkey.... Thanks

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jimson posted:

Sooo luv cow you still single? If so I got a book you gotta read. A little book that changed my life. *pulls out signed copy of "The Game"*

I've been reading it, yes. I didn't forget you gave it to me last Christmas. The gals don't seem to be interested in that sort of thing but I'll keep trying.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Whooooooo's ready to play some Apples to Apples!!!

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Luvcow posted:

I've been reading it, yes. I didn't forget you gave it to me last Christmas. The gals don't seem to be interested in that sort of thing but I'll keep trying.

Nah, listen your just not doing it right. Are you wearing the hat I gave you?

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

*hears song playing in background*

*shouts song lyrics drunkenly*

*stands up, catches on chair, flips table in flailing*

*entire family gasps*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
*plays "the challenger explosion" on the flipped over table*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine

numberoneposter posted:

Whoa! I'm late to the party hope there are brussel sprouts left!

i brought the turkey, the wild turkey that is!!!

Um you know Frank is a recovering alcoholic, great job being sensitive :|

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jimson posted:

Nah, listen your just not doing it right. Are you wearing the hat I gave you?

The poofy hat? Yeah lemme run get it

Partycat posted:

*hears song playing in background*

*shouts song lyrics drunkenly*

*stands up, catches on chair, flips table in flailing*

*entire family gasps*

Oh jeez... uh *wipes vomit from your shirt and helps you sit down*

Death By Yogurt posted:

Whooooooo's ready to play some Apples to Apples!!!

Yes a game, let's all play a game in the living room!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
im the creepy uncle :q:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Top City Homo posted:

im the creepy uncle :q:

*slaps hand away from butt*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is this gravy gluten free?

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I wish I didn't eat so much

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB
*looks to grandma*

*sees her face is drooping oddly and realizes she hasn't said anything for a good hour*

*thinks about calling 911*

*drinks*

*walks away*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

numberoneposter posted:

is this gravy gluten free?

No, I'm sorry.... sigh

Doctor J Off posted:

I wish I didn't eat so much

The vomitorium is right that way, there are tic tacs in a little bowl by the sink

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

loved my low-carb paleo thanksgiving feast!! thanks mom

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Luvcow posted:


The vomitorium is right that way, there are tic tacs in a little bowl by the sink

Nice try joker a vomitorium is a channel for people to exit a colosseum. Although I will accept tic tacs

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnhXRvUf88

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

oh wow im stuffed, welp whos up for a game of charades? lets keep it civil this year guys lol remeber what uncle tom did haha, what a character!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

my family ate thanksgiving dinner on the couch while watching "extreme couponers" and afterwards we talked drug stories

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

damnit rick, who the gently caress brings spaghetti and meatballs to thanksgiving? is this olive garden? rick you son of a bitch.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Sorry I'm late. Here, I brought gluten free free range organic vegan carob souffle for dessert.

Do we need all these lights on in here, I mean we should all be thinking about our carbon footprints.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

numberoneposter posted:

damnit rick, who the gently caress brings spaghetti and meatballs to thanksgiving? is this olive garden? rick you son of a bitch.

Shhhh! He's still in recovery! At least he's trying...

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

Just got here brought pies!! Apple,blueberry, and pumpkin. Also Reddi-whip and vanilla ice cream to make it a la mode if you want! Love you all!!

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Top City Homo posted:

im the creepy uncle :q:

Please stop hugging me from behind.

Toughy posted:

Just got here brought pies!! Apple,blueberry, and pumpkin. Also Reddi-whip and vanilla ice cream to make it a la mode if you want! Love you all!!

I'm sure you meant well, but those dairy products are full of processed chemicals and cow pus...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Demora posted:

Shhhh! He's still in recovery! At least he's trying...
Sorry, I'm just pissed I didn't get that promotion, and you know in this economy? My portfolio has tanked. I'm sorry rick im just under a lot of stress. My boss is always breathing down my neck this time of year.

*loosens tie*

*takes a belt of wild turkey*

AHHHHHH.

put er there buddy!

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Nov 28, 2014

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Toughy posted:

Just got here brought pies!! Apple,blueberry, and pumpkin. Also Reddi-whip and vanilla ice cream to make it a la mode if you want! Love you all!!

Thank god Toughy, it's been... a difficult dinner so far

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

I think we should open more booze. No one is yelling at each other yet.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

owls or something posted:

I think we should open more booze. No one is yelling at each other yet.

I brought some fair-trade vodka made from organic potatoes grown in Ukraine. Ten percent of the profits go to help the peasants there.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Ars Arcanum posted:

I brought some fair-trade vodka made from organic potatoes grown in Ukraine. Ten percent of the profits go to help the peasants there.

lol if you actually believe this happens.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
*gets drunk and flirts with your 15 year old cousin*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

you irl posted:

*gets drunk and flirts with your 15 year old cousin*

Hey Tammy hasn't fully transitioned yet.... While it's good for her confidence you really shouldn't push it too far...again :cripes:

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Jose Oquendo posted:

lol if you actually believe this happens.

...shut the gently caress up, Dad.

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Have you guys heard about this thing called bitcoin?

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