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*makes the same lame rear end sweet potato casserole that took 5 minutes to put together then drinks all the good wine and takes one of the turkey legs* Oh my god, I worked aaaaaall day on dinner!
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Jose Oquendo posted:Did you hear about your cousin Bobby? He married that colored woman. LaQuiche is a lovely girl
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:13 |
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Demora posted:*makes the same lame rear end sweet potato casserole that took 5 minutes to put together then drinks all the good wine and takes one of the turkey legs* Oh my god, I worked aaaaaall day on dinner! The sweet potato casserole was lovely, thank you *narrows eyes and finishes vodka tonic*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:14 |
yeah these mini marshmallos really added a certain, je ne sais quoi *cough* ghuh na says qwoeye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:16 |
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Whoa! I'm late to the party hope there are brussel sprouts left! i brought the turkey, the wild turkey that is!!!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:18 |
it's French, Francine, it's loving French.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:18 |
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Sooo luv cow you still single? If so I got a book you gotta read. A little book that changed my life. *pulls out signed copy of "The Game"*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:20 |
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numberoneposter posted:Whoa! I'm late to the party hope there are brussel sprouts left! *takes bloody turkey corpse from your hand, bottle floops down onto the floor* Oh I get it... You hid the bottle of wild turkey inside a wild turkey.... Thanks
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:21 |
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Jimson posted:Sooo luv cow you still single? If so I got a book you gotta read. A little book that changed my life. *pulls out signed copy of "The Game"* I've been reading it, yes. I didn't forget you gave it to me last Christmas. The gals don't seem to be interested in that sort of thing but I'll keep trying.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:23 |
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Whooooooo's ready to play some Apples to Apples!!!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:24 |
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Luvcow posted:I've been reading it, yes. I didn't forget you gave it to me last Christmas. The gals don't seem to be interested in that sort of thing but I'll keep trying. Nah, listen your just not doing it right. Are you wearing the hat I gave you?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:24 |
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*hears song playing in background* *shouts song lyrics drunkenly* *stands up, catches on chair, flips table in flailing* *entire family gasps*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:26 |
*plays "the challenger explosion" on the flipped over table*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:27 |
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numberoneposter posted:Whoa! I'm late to the party hope there are brussel sprouts left! Um you know Frank is a recovering alcoholic, great job being sensitive :|
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:27 |
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Jimson posted:Nah, listen your just not doing it right. Are you wearing the hat I gave you? The poofy hat? Yeah lemme run get it Partycat posted:*hears song playing in background* Oh jeez... uh *wipes vomit from your shirt and helps you sit down* Death By Yogurt posted:Whooooooo's ready to play some Apples to Apples!!! Yes a game, let's all play a game in the living room!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:29 |
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im the creepy uncle
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:33 |
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Top City Homo posted:im the creepy uncle *slaps hand away from butt*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:34 |
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is this gravy gluten free?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:42 |
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I wish I didn't eat so much
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:48 |
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*looks to grandma* *sees her face is drooping oddly and realizes she hasn't said anything for a good hour* *thinks about calling 911* *drinks* *walks away*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:51 |
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numberoneposter posted:is this gravy gluten free? No, I'm sorry.... sigh Doctor J Off posted:I wish I didn't eat so much The vomitorium is right that way, there are tic tacs in a little bowl by the sink
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:52 |
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loved my low-carb paleo thanksgiving feast!! thanks mom
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:52 |
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Luvcow posted:
Nice try joker a vomitorium is a channel for people to exit a colosseum. Although I will accept tic tacs
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnhXRvUf88
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:55 |
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oh wow im stuffed, welp whos up for a game of charades? lets keep it civil this year guys lol remeber what uncle tom did haha, what a character!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:59 |
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my family ate thanksgiving dinner on the couch while watching "extreme couponers" and afterwards we talked drug stories
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:00 |
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damnit rick, who the gently caress brings spaghetti and meatballs to thanksgiving? is this olive garden? rick you son of a bitch.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:02 |
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Sorry I'm late. Here, I brought gluten free free range organic vegan carob souffle for dessert. Do we need all these lights on in here, I mean we should all be thinking about our carbon footprints.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:03 |
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numberoneposter posted:damnit rick, who the gently caress brings spaghetti and meatballs to thanksgiving? is this olive garden? rick you son of a bitch. Shhhh! He's still in recovery! At least he's trying...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:05 |
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Just got here brought pies!! Apple,blueberry, and pumpkin. Also Reddi-whip and vanilla ice cream to make it a la mode if you want! Love you all!!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:07 |
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Top City Homo posted:im the creepy uncle Please stop hugging me from behind. Toughy posted:Just got here brought pies!! Apple,blueberry, and pumpkin. Also Reddi-whip and vanilla ice cream to make it a la mode if you want! Love you all!! I'm sure you meant well, but those dairy products are full of processed chemicals and cow pus...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:10 |
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Demora posted:Shhhh! He's still in recovery! At least he's trying... *loosens tie* *takes a belt of wild turkey* AHHHHHH. put er there buddy! numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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Toughy posted:Just got here brought pies!! Apple,blueberry, and pumpkin. Also Reddi-whip and vanilla ice cream to make it a la mode if you want! Love you all!! Thank god Toughy, it's been... a difficult dinner so far
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:14 |
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I think we should open more booze. No one is yelling at each other yet.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:15 |
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owls or something posted:I think we should open more booze. No one is yelling at each other yet. I brought some fair-trade vodka made from organic potatoes grown in Ukraine. Ten percent of the profits go to help the peasants there.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:18 |
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Ars Arcanum posted:I brought some fair-trade vodka made from organic potatoes grown in Ukraine. Ten percent of the profits go to help the peasants there. lol if you actually believe this happens.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:19 |
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*gets drunk and flirts with your 15 year old cousin*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:19 |
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you irl posted:*gets drunk and flirts with your 15 year old cousin* Hey Tammy hasn't fully transitioned yet.... While it's good for her confidence you really shouldn't push it too far...again
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:21 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:lol if you actually believe this happens. ...shut the gently caress up, Dad.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:22 |
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Have you guys heard about this thing called bitcoin?
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