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Like say you're on the bus and your stop is next or you're at work and you have to do a quick presentation. As for me, I like to imagine all the blood rushng away from my pole and into my hands. It works but I worry about my hands ballooning up and everybody is in on the score.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:43 |
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Flick it
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:22 |
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I just think of your mom
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:23 |
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you cant. the more you think about it the harder you will get. just do something else until it goes away or rub one out real quick in the restroom
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:23 |
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I dont have a this problem because i am not 13.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:24 |
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Actually working on a patented flex belt that runs off four 9 volt batteries worn around the waist in a steam powered battery pack. You just flip the switch, make sure there's enough water, position the little steam vent and voila. I'm hoping to sell them for around $299.99.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:26 |
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mookface posted:Flick it No no no. It can explode like a ripe melon if struck in just the right way, leaving the hapless victim looking like a badly split microwaved hot dog.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:27 |
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get ur man poison out
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:28 |
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jerk off right there on the bus. problem solved
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:28 |
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opus111 posted:Like say you're on the bus and your stop is next or you're at work and you have to do a quick presentation. As for me, I like to imagine all the blood rushng away from my pole and into my hands. It works but I worry about my hands ballooning up and everybody is in on the score. gently squeeze the top of your dick head and the boner goes down naturally unironically hth because it will and is an actual solution to your problem close the thread
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:30 |
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Flex your thighs until it goes away.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:31 |
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Jerk your cum into your own rear end
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:31 |
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opus111 posted:Like say you're on the bus and your stop is next or you're at work and you have to do a quick presentation. As for me, I like to imagine all the blood rushng away from my pole and into my hands. It works but I worry about my hands ballooning up and everybody is in on the score. Cut that pointless poo poo off and never have to worry about unwanted boners again. Plus you get access to the hidden troon forum.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:33 |
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hide it by jumpin like a monkey
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:34 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:Cut that pointless poo poo off and never have to worry about unwanted boners again. Plus you get access to the hidden troon forum. http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-an-Unwanted-Erection
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:34 |
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Admit it OP, this happened to at the Thanksgiving table because of your beautiful cousin blossomed into puberty between last year and now.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:34 |
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Don't worry about popping those two inches, just let the freak flag fly
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:38 |
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Luvcow posted:No no no. It can explode like a ripe melon if struck in just the right way, leaving the hapless victim looking like a badly split microwaved hot dog. Well it's a risky gambit but if played correctly that baby will deflate beautifully. One missed flick and its all Saigon Rose for you
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:39 |
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A thumbtack and some elbow grease
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:40 |
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Think about rotting flesh and wriggling maggots. After you prejack it'll go away.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:40 |
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mookface posted:Well it's a risky gambit but if played correctly that baby will deflate beautifully. One missed flick and its all Saigon Rose for you Back in '94 Bill Haskins had one day of high school left when it happened to him. During English class, drat thing exploded with such force it killed the boy next to him.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:42 |
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i meow and pretend to be a cat
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:42 |
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http://www.wikihow.com/Suppress-an-Erection http://www.wikihow.com/End-an-Erection http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection E: http://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Erectile-Dysfunction Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Nov 28, 2014 |
# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:44 |
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think about how the unrest will affect Black Friday shopping.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:48 |
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Korthal posted:Admit it OP, this happened to at the Thanksgiving table because of your beautiful cousin blossomed into puberty between last year and now. I'm not American so no but my cousin does have gigantic plastic tits.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:53 |
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opus111 posted:I'm not American so no but my cousin does have gigantic plastic tits. kinda weird you call a barbie doll your cousin
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:55 |
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according to some article on the internet applying direct pressure to the glans can suddenly 'kill' an erection, i assume u prob need some practice with getting the technique right though...but for now what do u have to lose?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:56 |
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pressure on the glans feels good though thrusting it feels way better than reeling it back i deny any ties to sexhavers however
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:09 |
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Have you tried marriage?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:13 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:32 |
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Think of that granny head
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:33 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:34 |
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Just do like the Diceman, think about Roseanne Barr naked
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:37 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIGHT BACK
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:37 |
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kill you are self (because u are a boner, and unwanted by me bc of youre posting)
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:38 |
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Korthal posted:Admit it OP, this happened to at the Thanksgiving table because of your beautiful cousin blossomed into puberty between last year and now. Please, his cousin wasnt even close to puberty
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:38 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:39 |
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Snatch Duster posted:I dont have a this problem because i am not 13.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 06:41 |
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Sever
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 07:20 |
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cram it in and out of ur mum for ab 8 minutes
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