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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
except me


lol

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

why

Soviet
Jul 17, 2003

stick it in me
she probably looked through op's post history

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

she was just like 'i've got a present for everyone!' and had envelopes with checks in em and a handwritten note for everyone there

but I think no one told her I was coming or something, it was a lil awkward

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
its cool u got the pleasure of the post

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Why would your brother in laws grandmother give you money?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Moridin920 posted:

she was just like 'i've got a present for everyone!' and had envelopes with checks in em and a handwritten note for everyone there

but I think no one told her I was coming or something, it was a lil awkward

that sucks, i could use 1500 dollars and im sure you could too

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Big Willy Style posted:

Why would your brother in laws grandmother give you money?

i don't expect her to but drat you don't have to do the fanfare with the envelopes and the "i want everyone to open them before we eat!" and the "I'm gonna give you something to be extra thankful about!" (I saw it coming at this point)


TEAYCHES posted:

that sucks, i could use 1500 dollars and im sure you could too

yea playin with my emotions

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Soviet posted:

she probably looked through op's post history

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

your sister is married to oprah's kid? drat.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
that's a shame OP I was counting on that money to fix my pool pump, now I will have to use my own money instead.

not very considerate.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Grandma buying the love

She sounds kind of desperate

Tell her your love costs $2,000

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

She prob thought enabling addicts was wrong

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

loco moco posted:

Grandma buying the love

She sounds kind of desperate

Tell her your love costs $2,000

it doesn't matter what he tells her, he still isn't getting any money

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

She's just distributing her assets in anticipation of her certain demise. Less of a gift and more of a tax avoidance strategy. If she had any sense it would have been $14,000 gifts.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
She knew that if she had given you the $1000 that you wouldn't make a wonderful thread for us to have on the Something Awful Forums

Thanks brother in law's grandma

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Meh Im done posted:

She's just distributing her assets in anticipation of her certain demise. Less of a gift and more of a tax avoidance strategy. If she had any sense it would have been $14,000 gifts.

that would be stupid. you have to pay more tax for gifts than inheritance.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that would be stupid. you have to pay more tax for gifts than inheritance.

not if its under a certain amount, cant remember the exact number but that 1000 should be tax free (as gramma paid taxes on it already)

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that would be stupid. you have to pay more tax for gifts than inheritance.

idk my grandmas financial advisor told her she should be giving all of us like 10,000 dollars each



course she hasnt given us poo poo cause lol.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if anyone wants to give me money thats cool

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My wife's grandma keeps giving us $900 exactly at random intervals.
I have no idea what drives it, and I have no idea when it's coming next.
We, combined, do more than ok for ourselves and we're alright. But suddenly it's May Day or one of our birthdays, and boom, envelope full of cash.
We tried to ask "Why" one time and she got mad and we kept getting money.

Having once dug through my car seats to find money for food, I've dissuaded my wife from asking more questions.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
youre gonna have to earn it op
they get theirs above the table you get yours under the table

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Big Beef City posted:

My wife's grandma keeps giving us $900 exactly at random intervals.
I have no idea what drives it, and I have no idea when it's coming next.
We, combined, do more than ok for ourselves and we're alright. But suddenly it's May Day or one of our birthdays, and boom, envelope full of cash.
We tried to ask "Why" one time and she got mad and we kept getting money.

Having once dug through my car seats to find money for food, I've dissuaded my wife from asking more questions.

Your grandma is a druglord

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

not if its under a certain amount, cant remember the exact number but that 1000 should be tax free (as gramma paid taxes on it already)


Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

idk my grandmas financial advisor told her she should be giving all of us like 10,000 dollars each



course she hasnt given us poo poo cause lol.

Do you guys not know how to read? He said $14,000.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

lol

http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Frequently-Asked-Questions-on-Gift-Taxes

quote:

How many annual exclusions are available?
The annual exclusion applies to gifts to each donee. In other words, if you give each of your children $11,000 in 2002-2005, $12,000 in 2006-2008, $13,000 in 2009-2012 and $14,000 on or after January 1, 2013, the annual exclusion applies to each gift. The annual exclusion for 2014 and 2015 is $14,000.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Big Beef City posted:



Having once dug through my car seats to find money for food, I've dissuaded my wife from asking more questions.

lmao what a scrub, i'll flick you a dime next time i walk past you on the sidewalk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

fair enough. I guess $14,000 would work

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
If you want to be on her good side, simply cuck her grandson and give her great grandchildren.

The 5th Foid
Nov 22, 2014

by Ralp

Fiend posted:

If you want to be on her good side, simply cuck her grandson and give her great grandchildren.
The Cuck Meme

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Robbie Fowler posted:

lmao what a scrub, i'll flick you a dime next time i walk past you on the sidewalk

Still awake after trolling the TFF gameday threads?

Mad props on still being sober enough to come back to GBS.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Whoa a 11.21.14 reg date?

Dude you are BUSTIN

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

Still awake after trolling the TFF gameday threads?

Mad props on still being sober enough to come back to GBS.

Think you've got me confused for someone else, I've never posted in TFF.

I'm taking the props, though.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
drat, that was you? I already deposited my check.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
way to miss the suicide warning signs, OP

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
"Thanks for making dinner uncomfortable you old twat."

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
what would you spend the money on if she'd thought of her daughter-in-law's brother?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
why didn't you just say brother in law?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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cum inside her then electrocute her puss then she'll have immediate babies and be financially tied to you till she dies checkmate

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
You're probably a drat dirty hippie looking for a handout while everyone else brings jobs to the table

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Somewhere in this crowd is a sad person who didn't get up and scream and hug and cry.
That person is you, op.

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