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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
:darksouls:
:darksouls:
:darksouls:

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

juveniles at jonestown?

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
idiots its Jedi Jones which is the name Han solo takes after he had to use Luke's lightsaber to cut that winter kangaroo and becomes a space archeologist. You see in my fan faction-

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its gonna be a good movie.

As good as the new star treks.

Intergalactic desert space racism war with laser claymores and R2Soccer7.

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

I heard a probe droid when that guy is in the desert, definitely the best character of the OT.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
is billy dee williams coming back?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Georgia Peach posted:

I heard a probe droid when that guy is in the desert, definitely the best character of the OT.

Is that what the "WERBLE BLERBLE, GLARBLE WARBLE" noise was?

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Nov 28, 2014

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

hemale in pain posted:

i dont think it's that hard to get, it's supposed to look like a medieval knights weapon. so i guess he's gonna be fighting more like that rather than kendo like in empire strikes back

yeah it seems longer than the usual ones, I wonder if it'll be used like twohanders actually were. could get some cool fights outta it at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Oppa- rebooted franchise- style.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

SniperWoreConverse posted:

yeah it seems longer than the usual ones, I wonder if it'll be used like twohanders actually were. could get some cool fights outta it at least

TWSS

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Entropic posted:

That lightsabre claymore is a good start but I won't be happy unless the new trilogy features lightsabre shurikens, lightsabre battleaxes and miniguns that shoot lightsabre-tipped bullets.

shhut u p

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

The Taint Reaper posted:

Also that light saber with the weird hilt thingies, those aren't blades they're like exhaust ports. What you're seeing is the Nerd Sith Equivalent to overclocking. You see they made their lightsaber more powerful by amping up the crystals which distorts the blade slightly and to keep it working it's gotta expel excess energy. Because if it didn't it would explode.

I can't wait to see that swords benchmark scores

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Dr. Phildo posted:

idiots its Jedi Jones which is the name Han solo takes after he had to use Luke's lightsaber to cut that winter kangaroo and becomes a space archeologist. You see in my fan faction-

You can't use the name jedi jones I've copyrighted it in my prior fan fiction where Casey Jones from Ninja Turtles is actually a jedi in exile whe uses sports equipment because he lost his lightsabre.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I wasn't.

Then I saw X-Wings.

God dammit. I thought I was free. They sucked me in again.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I'm pumped as heck for star war

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
if Momaw Nadon doesn t make an appearance i am going to cut out my eyes and ship them to JJ Abrams

guess i wont be watching anymore of your lovely PRETEND MOVI S !!!!!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
one thing I don't think I've seen anyone say yet is that the lightsabre sound at the end is much more 'classic' than the clamore's 'boosh!' sound. so I'm guessing those are definitely vents and it's definitely some artifact thing.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Leaked footage from the new movie I found on the internet.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

psyopmonkey posted:

Leaked footage from the new movie I found on the internet.



Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgjfmLVo4Ek

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

C3P... Ohhhhh.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

i find this to be very racist

i am ashamed and embarrassed for you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Leaked footage from the new movie I found on the internet.



They really need to continue the Star Wars porno series

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Professor Shark posted:

They really need to continue the Star Wars porno series

Ill let a some sand people run a space bukkake session.

If the price is right.

:bigtran:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

psyopmonkey posted:

Leaked footage from the new movie I found on the internet.



i feel a great disturbance in my pants

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

DIdn't the end of that one have Han, Luke, and Leia loving?

Incest is weird, porno directors

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Thats how they lost the satellite dish/parabola antenna.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
movie look awesome, can't wait!

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

psyopmonkey posted:



Thats how they lost the satellite dish/parabola antenna.

:vince:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

i find this to be very racist

i am ashamed and embarrassed for you

yeah, it wasn't even funny racism it was just lol black guy rap music

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



psyopmonkey posted:

Its gonna be a good movie.

As good as the new star treks.

Intergalactic desert space racism war with laser claymores and R2Soccer7.

being as good as the first new star trek is really all i ask. i doubt anyone is expecting them to be as good as the ot because that won't happen, just like how the star trek reboot wasn't as good as the good star trek movies but was still an enjoyable movie.

i just want to like star wars again.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
The good star trek movies

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Cubey posted:

being as good as the first new star trek is really all i ask. i doubt anyone is expecting them to be as good as the ot because that won't happen, just like how the star trek reboot wasn't as good as the good star trek movies but was still an enjoyable movie.

i just want to like star wars again.

The old ones are dated. The old ones arnt really that great.

New star wars'es is gonna be what kids talk about in 20 years.

We are becoming old people.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem



SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol

they should at least gave it a foregrip or something, get some leverage on that thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lightsabers should have stopped at double ended aka staff and having two regular ones

maybe a really long and thick one

not this, which is dumb, but could be forgettable

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Professor Shark posted:

maybe a really long and thick one

:wiggle:

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

flavor posted:

OK,

If there were any plans on any new movies Georgr Lucas would be the first to let anyone know, Also I highly doubt that he would let anyone other than himself work on the movies. Thats like after 20 years lettign someone else have a go @ your wife cause you dont feel like it anymore. Star Wars unfortunately in DONE! Live with it, We have to grow now.

George divorced his wife and all the Star Wars movies after that sucked.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


;)

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Ivor Biggun posted:

George divorced his wife and all the Star Wars movies after that sucked.

George Luca's overworked and infinitely under appreciated ex wife made Star Wars and fans hate her, it's pretty funny

Lucas's entire career has been people working hard to try and save his work from himself

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