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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


I don't know why people always think being a beta male is bad. I know, I know. Alphas are indeed better. They look better, they are more intelligent and they earn more. But still, being beta is fine. At least you're not a gamma or delta. And the epsilons... well, they're barely human.

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Beige
Sep 13, 2004

which ones the beta? i cant tell are they both

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Beige posted:

which ones the beta? i cant tell are they both

the pug is actually beta and the other dog is gamma

Outpulse
Feb 11, 2009
Beta males are necessary, who else will take care of my children?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Ive never come across Alpha/Beta in my life.

Ive come across assholes and dweebs, though.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i got into a bar fight defending the leader. i dont regret it. he would back me up too. pick your leader wisely.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I'm posting from a library. What does that make me?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Beige posted:

I'm posting from a library. What does that make me?

Poor.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Beige posted:

I'm posting from a library. What does that make me?

a time traveler

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
piss

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


is this a nightmare fish?

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
It's a Betta Male. Jeez man, get with the program.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Beige posted:

I'm posting from a library. What does that make me?

matthew mcconaughey

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


The Dregs posted:

It's a Betta Male. Jeez man, get with the program.

why did you pick the creepiest betta male pic on the internet? they look pretty beautiful on most other pics.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

why did you pick the creepiest betta male pic on the internet? they look pretty beautiful on most other pics.

honestly i picked it because it said anal on it

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im a beta bitch and proud

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
The bathroom of this library has a poster reminding people not to sexually assault others.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Jesus said that betas will inherit the earth.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecoo7oAR608

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L69k8gGR-qc

Thinky Whale
Aug 2, 2012

All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Fry.
I only respect Aleph males, the point in males that contains all other males.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


i contain all other males

in my rear end

im gay

Thinky Whale
Aug 2, 2012

All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Fry.
I respect that.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I made this joke the other day and no one got it, I wept for our education system.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


EngineerSean posted:

I made this joke the other day and no one got it, I wept for our education system.

Yeah. It's a shame because it's so relevant right now.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

I don't know why people always think being a beta male is bad. I know, I know. Alphas are indeed better. They look better, they are more intelligent and they earn more. But still, being beta is fine. At least you're not a gamma or delta. And the epsilons... well, they're barely human.

http://vimeo.com/75534042

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

i contain all other males

in my rear end

im gay

i contain multitudes of aids dicks in my rear end.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what about being a loner? isn't that cool as hell?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
am I an alpha or a beta how am I supposed to tell

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Gaunab posted:

what about being a loner? isn't that cool as hell?

nah. sorry.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


mookface posted:

am I an alpha or a beta how am I supposed to tell

if you can't even assess yourself your an epsilon

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

if you can't even assess yourself your an epsilon

yeah but I have a nice life and good social standing and a lot of confidence and stuff. I've just never understood what the context is for this system because people only ever talk about it on the internet. Is it intelligence? Is it status? Level of physical fitness? How many girls I've hosed? What?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mookface posted:

yeah but I have a nice life and good social standing and a lot of confidence and stuff. I've just never understood what the context is for this system because people only ever talk about it on the internet. Is it intelligence? Is it status? Level of physical fitness? How many girls I've hosed? What?

mook you're acting like a real epsilon right now

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Robo Reagan posted:

mook you're acting like a real epsilon right now

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Gaunab posted:

what about being a loner? isn't that cool as hell?

depends imo. do you spend your alone time playing video games or driving a motorcycle

Nog
May 15, 2006

i'm actually a sigma male, but i make myself feel better by picking on the upsilons

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Like half of my female friends are planning on marrying rich nerds the divorcing them, taking half their money and then getting knocked up by some deadbeat alpha and have the beta nerd pay child support. They talk about it all the time.

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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Delta Children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.

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