im out of coffee but i'm too lazy to walk to starbucks

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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

i have to put pants on and it's probably kind of cold out, then i have to walk like 5 blocks. i will probably do it in a couple minutes but i need help from you goons to motivate me!

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:30

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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

this is literally how i feel right now:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:31

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

you could go back to sleep

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:32

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

All my feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3yQdyiduKs

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:32

Shats Basoon: Jun 13, 2013

Kill yourself OP

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:32

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Shats Basoon posted:

Kill yourself OP

i don't see any reasonto do that.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:33

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

maybe drink tea or soda?

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:36

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Fandyien posted:

maybe drink tea or soda?

i don't drink soda. the tea thing is a good idea, i'm not sure if i have any caffeinated tea at the moment.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:38

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

isnt there an app where they'll deliver coffee to you

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:40

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Instead of coffee, have you tried whiskey?

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:41

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

update: i only have ginger tea and decaf english breakfast.

Parallax Scroll posted:

isnt there an app where they'll deliver coffee to you

i don't know, i only use apps that help me have sex.

Stex T posted:

Instead of coffee, have you tried whiskey?

yes i have

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:45

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

logical phalluses posted:

update: i only have ginger tea and decaf english breakfast.

i don't know, i only use apps that help me have sex.

yes i have

use the sex app and ask a girl/guy to bring coffee

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:46

Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

Just go to a gas station or something. Or, failing that, just keep on postin

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:47

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

you should smoke meth like that dude who kept posting pictures of his meth stash and kept talking about smoking meth

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:48

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Parallax Scroll posted:

use the sex app and ask a girl/guy to bring coffee

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:58

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Doctor J Off posted:

Just go to a gas station or something. Or, failing that, just keep on postin

starbucks is closer to my apartment than any gas station

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:59

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

maybe ride your bike

# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:00

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

This is why you should always have a reserve supply of emergency instant coffee. It doesn't taste as good but it keeps well and gets the job done in a pinch.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:15

Tactical Lesbian: Mar 31, 2012

Stex T posted:

Instead of coffee, have you tried whiskey?

# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:16

Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

have you considered breaking your addiction to the big C and beginning a chemical-free lifestyle? god bless

# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:21

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

hey guys. i got my coffee.

in the line at starbucks the cashier totally skipped over the lady ahead of me in line. i tried to ask the lady if she wanted to go ahead but the cashier was waving her had in my face like i was a dumb idiot for not ordering, so i just ordered. then the lady placed her order with the second cashier and my cashier looked at her and was like "oh sorry i thought you ordering with that lady ahead of you." and i was like yeah bithc, whos the dumb idiot now.

on my way there i passed a persian man wearing so much cologne i could smell it over a car length away. in total i saw 13 different dogs. thanks for all your support guys.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:33

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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Doctor J Off posted:

have you considered breaking your addiction to the big C and beginning a chemical-free lifestyle? god bless

i am addicted to big C, but the C doesn't stand for coffee. :gay:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:35

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