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I only gently caress/masturbate to fictional characters/brazzer online Women over 25 scare me. Im Jason, im a 28 year old vergin in some low level computer job. Im petrified of "hitting" on females. And this thread is my story Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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Nov 28, 2014 19:25
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if she's fat then i'm a chubby chaser I guess
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Nov 28, 2014 19:30
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Rapman the Cook posted:I only gently caress/masturbate to fictional characters/brazzer online https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s82gTkCDBW0
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Nov 28, 2014 19:38
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huh today I learned lizzy caplan isn't zooey deschanel makes u think...
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Nov 28, 2014 19:44
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The something about her is that she is really hot
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Nov 28, 2014 19:46
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lol http://www.joblo.com/hollywood-celebrities/gossip/hottie-report-card-kat-dennings-329 
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Nov 28, 2014 19:47
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christina hendricks is a good actor but most people dont notice kat dennings has good comic timing
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Nov 28, 2014 20:12
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Happy Bear Suit posted:huh today I learned lizzy caplan isn't zooey deschanel id do both of htem before hendricks tbh like if they were all hanging out waiting around and i had to take them one at a time, hendricks would wait the longest
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mookface posted:if she's fat then i'm a chubby chaser I guess 
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Nov 28, 2014 20:25
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Has anyone mentioned this flat bitch's chest? You'd think with all the money she's got coming in she could afford a decent set of breasts. 
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Nov 28, 2014 20:26
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Every time I see that broad my back hurts and the skin around my own tits starts screaming in sympathetic pain. I feel honestly bad for her, because in ten years she's gonna have to either have breast reduction surgery, or wear those things on her hips like saddlebags.
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AssassinPrincess posted:Every time I see that broad my back hurts and the skin around my own tits starts screaming in sympathetic pain. hi
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Nov 29, 2014 16:23
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She was cool in Drive.
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AssassinPrincess posted:Every time I see that broad my back hurts and the skin around my own tits starts screaming in sympathetic pain. nah its okay cause in 10 years there will be a new young huge titted lady to masturbate to, i wont care about christina hendricks then
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Nov 29, 2014 16:25
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is she still married to the lanky schnozberries guy from supertroopers
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Nov 29, 2014 16:36
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we are breasts and this is our counterpart, christina hendricks
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Nov 29, 2014 16:37
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etalian posted:lol good skinfo right here http://www.mrskin.com/kat-dennings-c12614.html 
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TheIllestVillain posted:is she still married to the lanky schnozberries guy from supertroopers yes ffs
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Nov 29, 2014 17:07
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That's gotta be fuckin painful
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Nov 29, 2014 17:09
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watchin them things come bustin out that bra must be like that part in lord of the rings where the ents tear down the isengard dam and i mean drat
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Nov 29, 2014 17:52
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Dongattack posted:I really like Christina Hendricks, i REALLY enjoy pretty much everything she's in. I don't know much about acting, but i guess i think she's fantastic at it, i don't know there's just something Pretty sure its her huge titties and red hair OP.
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Nov 29, 2014 18:05
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Hexel posted:Pretty sure its her huge titties and red hair OP. 
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i thought u were talking about anna kendrick op i preper anna kendrick
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lol @ people trying to shame others for thinking shes fat. if you didnt actually care you wouldn't be saying poo poo about it. like why does my preference for fat or skinny matter to you? oh it doesn't, you're just insecure pro tip even though you went through 9 mental jumps which amounts to a twisted form of settling, she's still way too hot for you dawg
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her tits are big cause she is fat if you like redheads you are admitting to liking subhuman trash
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Nov 29, 2014 19:34
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I bet they do taste like snozzberries
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Perfect woman in my opinion.
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I would has sex with all the celebrity women mentioned in this thread Amendment 1: with the exception of carol channing Gaunab fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Nov 29, 2014 |
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Nov 29, 2014 20:39
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Gaunab posted:I would has sex with all the celebrity women mentioned in this thread carol channing's head was still rotating in the op when i posted this thread would you like to reconsider?????????
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Nov 29, 2014 21:06
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It's her face OP. She's got a very pretty face.
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if u wouldnt gently caress som1 just bcuz theyr famous then ur a loving goony goon it dosnt matr if tey r fat
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Dongattack posted:carol channing's head was still rotating in the op when i posted this thread I didn't see that so I'll amend my post
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Nov 29, 2014 21:45
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I wouldn't dare do sex to her because I respect her as a woman too much. Congratulations on being a bunch of apes lmao
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Nov 29, 2014 21:50
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Business Gorillas posted:I wouldn't dare do sex to her because I respect her as a woman too much. Congratulations on being a bunch of apes lmao Now she'll definitely have the sex with you
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Nov 29, 2014 21:52
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Thanks to this thread, and the follow up search on imdb, I now know that A) she's married to that lame rear end. Thanks. and B) She was from Knoxville, right near me. God dammit.
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quote:Hendricks in March 2006 at the Los Angeles Wizard World comicon before it was even cool
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I would take Christina Hendricks out for a respectful dinner at a nice restaurant and she would laugh at my jokes and we would have a good time and at the end of the night I would try to initiate some intimate contact and she would nicely but firmly rebuke me and then we would both stand there awkwardly for a second, I'd make a joke and we'd laugh again and then I would leave, both of us knowing I would like to have sex with her and she will never let me.
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