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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

mookface posted:

if she's fat then i'm a chubby chaser I guess

spud posted:

Perfect woman in my opinion.

Yeah curvy is the best, that nude of Kiera Knightly is actually kind of not good.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah curvy is the best, that nude of Kiera Knightly is actually kind of not good.

You're nuts.... she's perfect.... like a rectangle.........

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

More like the letter "i"

And those are some grade f titties

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I for one care more about a woman's beauty than her chest glands but whatever you like is okay too...

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I guess that's why your anime avatar focuses on the drawing's face, that's very not sexist of you :)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i exclusively jack off to personalities and beautiful eyes

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




scalded schlong posted:

i exclusively jack off to personalities and beautiful eyes

i only jack off to close up shots of anuses

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
I think women should have their thighs surgically removed- no actually she's p. hot

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Unlike *the other guys* I jerk to a woman's inner beauty, which just so happens to be Gianna Michaels

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Harime Nui posted:

I'm a man with mad hosed up bunions what are you talking about

gross

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Harime Nui posted:

I for one care more about a woman's beauty than her chest glands but whatever you like is okay too...

I care about both of those things equally.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I care about both the left and right breast.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

scalded schlong posted:

i exclusively jack off to personalities and beautiful eyes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

oldpainless posted:

I care about both the left and right breast.

This, however, I will always have a preference for the left breast as I am right handed.

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

VendaGoat posted:

This, however, I will always have a preference for the left breast as I am right handed.

Breasts are best when grabbed from behind*, so I'm partial to the right breast since I'm right handed as well.

*consenting woman, not someone on the street.

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