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theres this stray cat sitting in the emergency exit stairway like this (e: not the actual cat) and it keeps meowing really loudly. like a deep meow that lasts 3 seconds each with 1 second pauses in between. why is it meowing and why wont it stop? that cats been at it for like 1 hour now. what do GBS cat experts?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 20:55 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:09 |
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Call your concierge and complain.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 20:57 |
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Quit being a bitch and bring it inside. Hug it and love it and let it claw the poo poo out of your face while you sleep.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 20:59 |
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Meow back.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 20:59 |
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It probably wants to come inside and stop being cold. Later it will lay its eggs in your eyes.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:06 |
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it's probably dirty and wants a bath
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:08 |
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eat it
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:21 |
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just leave the cat some warm milk in a saucer...i think thats what u are supposed to do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-a-XSJb390
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:22 |
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CLEAN THE CAT THEN CLEAN YOURSELF
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:22 |
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shoot the cat
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:27 |
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"QUACK "
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:27 |
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gently insert your penis into the howling cat's mouth.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:28 |
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Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHQNa1YwZH0
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:31 |
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I'm hoping it is that cat that predicts deaths.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:31 |
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feed it to your dog
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:32 |
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kill it its a stray, so its fine. same rules as with hobos
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:34 |
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give it a can of tuna make it a home out of 2 cardboard boxes 1 inside the other so at least 2 of the box faces fit closely together these are the top and bottom sides (because cats are dumb and will jump on it and crush it) cut one of the open face flaps to half height cut your least favorite blanket or cheap fleece cut it in 2 lengthwise wrap them around the interior and exterior 4 walls of the inner box with overhang removed for the fifth side and attach or hot glue surround the outer box with a laminate material cut a corner from another larger box such that the 3 sides form an awning for the cat and cover this with laminate material as well leaving excess affix the roof to the cathouse with hot glue place the cathouse on a stable elevated surface outside draw a warm bath for the cat when the cat is comfortable with you holding it take it into the bathroom (when the water is no longer running) change into your bathing suit and holding the cat gently lower him into the water with you as you stroke its fur and hold it comfortably use your 2-in-1 hair and body wash i know you have pat dry with towel and return him outside to his cat palace that cat gonna get so laid
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:48 |
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Happy Bear Suit posted:theres this stray cat sitting in the emergency exit stairway like this (e: not the actual cat) and it keeps meowing really loudly. Adopt the loving cat already. If you post pics you become an internet celebrity too. Everyone loves cats. Edit: Please post pics And also make a rescued cat thread tyia. spud fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Nov 29, 2014 |
# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87p53rAD7Sk
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:47 |
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zooted heh posted:eat it
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:48 |
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The cat has chosen you OP. You must accept the cat into your life.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:49 |
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give it food op its hungry then get it neutered once it trusts you
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:49 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The cat has chosen you OP. You must accept the cat into your life.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:50 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The cat has chosen you OP. You must accept the cat into your life.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:01 |
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name him Straws
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:02 |
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It is on your property you should stand your ground and protect what is yours. Shoot it.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:02 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It is on your property you should stand your ground and protect what is yours. Shoot it. don't shoot Straws, thats not very neighborly
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:04 |
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its in heat you naturally clueless jerk
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:30 |
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reminds me of my late 20 year old cat who jumped up onto my roof even with cancer, meowed until I woke up and let it in the window and then would cuddle up next to me for the night to stay warm
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:32 |
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Swing it around by the tail then dunk it in the nearest dumpster.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:36 |
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nuke it with fire from orbit goon sire
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:37 |
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strangle it
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:39 |
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Befriend the cat, let in your home, have it fall in love with you, then abandon it on the side of the road 3 years later. That'll show that cat
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:59 |
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Pet it and give it treats probably OP
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:13 |
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There is no cat - that is the ghost of one of your victims, seeking revenge.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:25 |
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I LOVE IT TO BITS I WANT TO KISS IT ON THE LIPS
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:31 |
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Harrower posted:Swing it around by the tail then dunk it in the nearest dumpster. That is what they do in England.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:37 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:That is what they do in England. haha they loving love it tho, they just chill out and hang in there.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:38 |
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feed the cat lasagna but be careful the cat has a smart mouth and a devil may care attitude! hates mondays.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:47 |
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Is the cat still there? Come on, we need closure here.
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