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Would you date this doll-bitch?
Sure!
gently caress no
Depends
Goku
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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2852962/Woman-22-says-t-boyfriend-men-scared-30-000-collection-lifelike-reborn-DOLLS.html

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
yup

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I'm scared of her doll collection and I'm on the other side of the world. Also she would have super crazy eyes if she lost some weight.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

I'm scared of her doll collection and I'm on the other side of the world. Also she would have super crazy eyes if she lost some weight.

There is no amount of weight loss that could overcome that level of crazy.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I should think she'd be more worried about men if they DID want to gently caress her whilst surrounded by hundreds of realistic baby dolls.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
She could get laid thats probably not the problem

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
No amount of harpoons can subdue this beast.

Walter Kurtz
Jan 23, 2008

She takes them out in public though. No penis can be hard in such conditions.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

Woman-22-says-t-boyfriend-men-scared-30-000-collection-lifelike-reborn-DOLLS.html

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I would slam that whale.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
clicked link. saw ugly fat bitch in denial. closed link.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



"Femail"

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
there are other issues here than dolls I am afraid

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

DaveSplitter posted:

I would slam that whale.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
Yes yes the "doll collection" that's the issue.

insert gif of jennifer lawerence giving thumbs up

CaptainHollywood fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 29, 2014

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
Fat chicks need love too.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


no click zone

Foolhorn
Dec 5, 2003

Remember kids, be like Billy. Behave yourself.
One time I dated a girl with a huge doll collection. One of the dolls looked like my mother which proved to be a hilarious storyline.

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!

Foolhorn posted:

One time I dated a girl with a huge doll collection. One of the dolls looked like my mother which proved to be a hilarious storyline.
Oh Georgie-boy, it's all pipes, what's the difference?

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
how is this a story on a news site

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
whole thing just screams "I'll pin holes your condom" which will send even the most randy chav running

Ocean Book posted:

how is this a story on a news site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Ocean Book posted:

how is this a story on a news site

Daily mail Female is the lifeblood to 90% of women office workers in the UK.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Francis Baconator posted:

Fat chicks need love too.

That thought makes me feel engorged

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
In the first picture, does the doll on the far top right have horns?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
sometimes giving birth to a real baby is the better option, even though it would mean taking even more tax money from the exploited daily mail readers who surely have suffered enough thanks to them poors.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

PoPcornTG posted:

In the first picture, does the doll on the far top right have horns?

it's the limited edition royal baby.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dude

i don't even know where to begin

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Waltzing Along posted:

clicked link. saw ugly fat bitch in denial. closed link.

that's a british 7 you're disparaging there

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Guys aren't afraid because they walked in to her doll collection, they're afraid because they thought they walked into her pantry.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Christ, i thought immigration and interbreeding was supposed to make better looking people, not create a swarthy Ringo Starr with a unibrow.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Didn't read, but if she has identified the problem shouldn't the solution be within her sausage-y grasp?

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

DaveSplitter posted:

I would slam that whale.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

DaveSplitter posted:

I would slam that whale.

I'm just lonely enough to go down on that holy grail.

fake edit: can we do checkbox survey next time? That way I can pikc sure~ and goku.

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
stop doxxing me

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
If you can get erect in a room full of lifelike baby dolls you should probably just drive over to prison afterwards.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
God drat babies are ugly as poo poo.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I guarantee you that a 22 year old woman who works in a pub has no problems getting laid. Keeping a boyfriend with all those creepy things scaring at him would be a different story.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
ban for daily mail link with no content please

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
imagine banging that fat chick on a mattress on the floor of some creaky room of an old moldy-smelling british house while the gray sky drizzles pollution rain outside and she is making gross sounds in a cockney accent, and all of those dolls are watching you. Also the scent of old sweaty socks gets stronger the longer you bang her. urfffff

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Salt Fish posted:

ban for daily mail link with no content please

Fusilli Jerry works for Daily Mail. He only do fat people on disability.

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