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say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

The Monkey Man posted:

Christ, what a bitch.

Shrill, shrieking, holier than thou SJW on the Internet turning out to be a massively depraved hypocrite?

:clegg:

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sappo569 posted:

:justpost: the content for us without archives

holy poo poo apparently i have archives when did that happen

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Robo Reagan posted:

holy poo poo apparently i have archives when did that happen

Win any bets?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Robo Reagan posted:

holy poo poo apparently i have archives when did that happen

You keep archives when you get banned.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Epw definitely has some serious issues with regards to her behavior. Most of the other people were just writing whatever because it sold.

You all act like there isn't (fake)incest on every single porn website

There isn't.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Professor Shark posted:

Bring back TIts/rear end threads

let's just make a fuckin PYF anatomy subforum with dedicated threads to everything. T&A threads were fun, drat it.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

EPW was loving creepy but to be fair the Tits/rear end threads were embarrassing.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
NO gently caress YOU THEY WERE AWESOME AND COOL.


...I'm sorry man I didn't mean it. Its just that I learned about Lily Labeau from those threads....:yoshi:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yeah i mean someone makes a living off writing incest stories and probated people for telling a slave owner how hosed up they are but people posting butts were just as bad

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

gently caress that mod bring back the T&A threads they were fun and gives me one less reason to venture out of the forums, because the rest of the Internet is bad.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Let's all got drunk and rowdy and storm PYF

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

NienNunb posted:

EPW was loving creepy but to be fair the Tits/rear end threads were embarrassing.

I agree. I have nothing against pornography but having threads for it here feels just two steps removed from some kind of online group jerk session with other goons.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

StashAugustine posted:

nah im like 90% sure they're different people unless epw has spent an inordinate amount of time setting up a parachute and knows shitloads about angry renaissance germans

hegel's a totally different person and she's actually cool

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i really don't want to know what goons jerk it to and how enclyopedic their knowledge of porn stuff can get because jesus loving christ that's some creepy poo poo

Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it
The goonerotica thread was awesome, and it's a shame it got shut down. It got a little creepy towards the end, and there were always a few pseduo-Ayn Rand "I AM THE PRODUCER" type people making GBS threads it up, but it was a great resource and a fun way to make a little extra cash. I wrote two shorts a week for about six months a couple years ago, and at peak I made about $300 a month - which isn't exactly "change your life" money, but it was nice to be able to make extra payments on my credit cards or take my wife out to a nice dinner with smutbux. The really cool thing is I haven't written a single story on either of my pennames in over a year and I'm still pulling down $50-$100 a month off the few stories that became popular in their weird subgenres.

Basically it wasn't a pyramid scheme (the only money I ever put into the "business" was the $3 I'd spend on a stock photo to use as a cover) but it's definitely not a way to get super-rich either. There was that one writer (Delilah something) who wrote a 50 Shades knock off that blew up and really DID make tens of thousands of dollars a month, but most people who tell you they're making big bucks writing erotica are fronting. If it's literally all you do and you churn out a whole bunch of material you could make a lower-middle-class lifestyle out of it, but unless you get really lucky you're going to get buried in the thousands of other people who do the same thing. It's a good way to practice the basics of writing and plotting stories, though.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
the best part of the erotica thread was all the dudes writing under middle age female pen names

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



...of SCIENCE! posted:

the fact that the woman who shut down the porn threads in PYF because they were "gross" was the ringleader of a gang of crazy catladies who made their living writing erotica about werewolves raping their stepdaughters is funnier than anything any of us could make up
Finally, someone had to say it

...of SCIENCE! posted:

was i a broken human being and terrible mod? hmm let me think
* Wrote 750 stories about parents raping their sexy kids
* Did erotic let's plays of The Sims(long story)
* Went to school for 10 years so I could make latin jokes
* Called rape "dubcon" to get around Amazon's content rules
Oh yea, and she ruined the meme thread. The meeeeme thread. With latin jokes, and everyone lame that wanted to be cucked by her jumped on board with the dumb latin thing.

it was just all so... nerdy and not what I come to SA for

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Dec 3, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sexy young infidel posted:

the best part of the erotica thread was all the dudes writing under middle age female pen names

my favorite was the crazy "spiritual sexologist" who wrote a bunch of Native American-based werewolf fetish poo poo

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

KoRMaK posted:

Oh yea, and she ruined the meme thread. The meeeeme thread. With latin jokes, and everyone lame that wanted to be cucked by her jumped on board with the dumb latin thing.

it was just all so... nerdy and not what I come to SA for

Haha yeah it's too bad that the Meme Thread got overrun with unfunny, spergy poo poo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

KoRMaK posted:

Finally, someone had to say it

Oh yea, and she ruined the meme thread. The meeeeme thread. With latin jokes, and everyone lame that wanted to be cucked by her jumped on board with the dumb latin thing.

it was just all so... nerdy and not what I come to SA for

Wait, err what

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
it was (is?) pretty epic. they figured out that you couldn't write poo poo that was too far out there if you could right the good squishy stuff. this and a need to differentiate brought forth opuses such as "gently caress! That Demon Stole My Dick". I couldn't make this poo poo up, thats how real it is.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nathilus posted:

it was (is?) pretty epic. they figured out that you couldn't write poo poo that was too far out there if you could right the good squishy stuff. this and a need to differentiate brought forth opuses such as "gently caress! That Demon Stole My Dick". I couldn't make this poo poo up, thats how real it is.

unnnnhh link please

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Alan Smithee posted:

unnnnhh link please

because ur only half joking

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/135768

sorry no freebies available that only happened on the ground floor.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

sexy young infidel posted:

the best part of the erotica thread was all the dudes writing under middle age female pen names

If there's two things middle-aged cat ladies love, it's masturbating and reading stories by other middle-aged cat ladies. I work in a library so I know what I'm talking about.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

i really don't want to know what goons jerk it to and how enclyopedic their knowledge of porn stuff can get because jesus loving christ that's some creepy poo poo

Yeah but you're the :geno: I didn't think this was cool or funny and you're all weird *closes thread*:geno:-mod

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

King Vidiot posted:

If there's two things middle-aged cat ladies love, it's masturbating and reading stories by other middle-aged cat ladies. I work in a library so I know what I'm talking about.

erotica needs that magic touch only a woman could bring. They need descriptions of food and clothing to get them in the mood that a man's economy of words getting down to business cant do

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Professor Shark posted:

Bring back TIts/rear end threads

The T&A must flow.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Nathilus posted:

because ur only half joking

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/135768

sorry no freebies available that only happened on the ground floor.

Bred by My Fiance's Tentacles

Seduced by the Billionaire Tentacle

Needful Wangs: The Demon Dick-Theft Trilogy

gently caress No! You Can't Have Your Dick Back!

these all sound like potential classics of western literature. i might read them....ironically *feverishly masturbates*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If the T&A thread gets brought back the first thing I'm doing is paging Al Cowens to it.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Phlegmish posted:

Bred by My Fiance's Tentacles

Seduced by the Billionaire Tentacle

Needful Wangs: The Demon Dick-Theft Trilogy

gently caress No! You Can't Have Your Dick Back!

these all sound like potential classics of western literature. i might read them....ironically *feverishly masturbates*

i feel ya mang. its also pretty good proof that god IS out there if you just know where to look for Him.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

The Monkey Man posted:

This is eggplantwizard's alias:

http://www.amazon.com/Kali-Lowe/e/B0074CJ06M

I hate her for killing the thread about mocking internet trainwrecks. Someone should start it up again, but a lot of that stuff ended up in other PYF threads.



This is obviously the clear successor to Twilight :colbert:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
so all you goonrotica writers, where you getting your stock photos at? Srs answers only plz

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
if lowtax had punished eggplanet wizard for writing about wolf rape for money they might have to punish people who draw rabbits pissing themselves


and then who would babysit rich's kids?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



:eyepop:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
first they came for the dinosaur fetishists

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
So I linked this thread to my wife while at work. 30 minutes later she's contacted a friend who does voice for audio books. I get off work and a bottle of Jamison and a few beers later we have pages of bullet points of story line to build upon and a voice guy practicing his best Fister Mantastic God of Porn Speak voice.

Should I encourage this behavior?

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Tokclik posted:

So I linked this thread to my wife while at work. 30 minutes later she's contacted a friend who does voice for audio books. I get off work and a bottle of Jamison and a few beers later we have pages of bullet points of story line to build upon and a voice guy practicing his best Fister Mantastic God of Porn Speak voice.

Should I encourage this behavior?
Your wife is doing a sex book with another guy?

I don't know that I'd encourage it..

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

Popular Human posted:

It's a good way to practice the basics of writing and plotting stories, though.

For real, this. It's been hugely helpful for me. I used to stress out endlessly about plotting. I don't claim to have improved as an actual writer, but I'm way better at looking ahead and knowing what beats I want to hit and having a general notion of where I'm going *and I get paid to practice*. Where else are you gonna get that? It's still disposable trash, but the experience of consistently producing material has been great.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
So is the pyf erotica thread gone for good or what?

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
why don't you post a thread and find out

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