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Me: ohhhh, you wanna go to a BROTHEL??? Him: I..... want.... to gently caress!
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Nov 29, 2014 08:48
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"Please stop making GBS threads on my doorstep"
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a japanese tourist in the street called me big rugby man and asked if he could take a photo with me
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Nov 29, 2014 08:49
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Nov 29, 2014 08:49
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Oh, markuroos. We should get to be married. I was almost going to marry tatsu. He had a little mullet and was a beautiful little man
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Nov 29, 2014 08:49
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you are too fat to marry my daughter
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Nov 29, 2014 08:50
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*I'm 15, I tell a Japanese college kid my favorite Gundam* Him: G Gundam....... G Gundam..... G GUNDAM!? *whacks me upside the head*
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Nov 29, 2014 08:52
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I don't blame him, in retrospect that was a stupid thing to say
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Nov 29, 2014 08:53
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Crow likes pizza
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Nov 29, 2014 08:57
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ASSASSINS! posted:Crow likes pizza They do though
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Nov 29, 2014 08:58
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anime is making you insane you should probably stop op
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Nov 29, 2014 09:07
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something in a weird language
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Athropos posted:anime is making you insane you should probably stop op I was in a Japanese class in middle and high school and our medium-sized town (pop. 50,000) hosted a Tokyo International University adjunct to the local Uni so every Spring we got a bunch of Japanese college freshmen to work with it was fun and a lot of them were both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious The best Japanese dude I ever met was a guy wearing a muscle shirt under a white down-lined coat with a headsock and three gold chains, and he was delighted when I explained him the hand signals for South, West, East and North Side
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Nov 29, 2014 09:11
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I'm sorry we weren't able to stop the bleeding. Your wife is dead.
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Get off my property Had to kick a few funny looking midgets in the head and am now making GBS threads on a toilet with so many buttons I don't know what the gently caress. EDIT: OOOH! That button gives me an enema spud fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Nov 29, 2014 |
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Nov 29, 2014 09:13
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eh...MOMODANI?! (buck toothed taxi driver)
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Nov 29, 2014 09:13
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Not so much say, but the body language: A subway door closed on me right when I was about to walk in and the person on the other side of the door this salaryman pointed at his watch and just sort of mouthed "too slow" (遅すぎね・・・) and shrugged sympathetically Imagine that gif of 50 cent driving away Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Nov 29, 2014 |
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Nov 29, 2014 09:13
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salaryman is a funny word and i hope a japanese says it to me one day
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Nov 29, 2014 09:16
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:salaryman is a funny word and i hope a japanese says it to me one day personally i hope a japanese man says celeryman to me one day
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Nov 29, 2014 09:17
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 shiksa posted:personally i hope a japanese man says celeryman to me one day 
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Al Cowens posted:Not so much say, but the body language: A subway door closed on me right when I was about to walk in and the person on the other side of the door this salaryman pointed at his watch and just sort of mouthed "too slow" (遅すぎね・・・) and shrugged sympathetically I'm glad I live in a small town where even worthless spastics like me have a lovely car and only the obese and the feebleminded use the buses, tbh
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Nov 29, 2014 09:29
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Please don't say bad things about the greater tokyo area's absolutely fantastic mass transit system.
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I in no way meant to disparage the fine, efficient public transportation system of the Tokyo area, sumimasen friendo
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Nov 29, 2014 09:54
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ive never talked to a japanese guy op
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"I'm a gay."
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it's wasn't anything he said but he had a tomato costume on underneath his regular clothes which he took off then he also had a hat to go with the tomato costume he put on. a Japanese man decided for some reason to dance around in a tomato costume in the blues club I work at. I'm not making this up
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Nov 29, 2014 10:26
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"Does Choora like to chase a scurururur," asking if a dog likes to chase squirrels
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A few years ago I was invited to a launch event for Panasonic's digital cameras, which included a formal dinner held in the magnificent 17th-century banqueting rooms of Trinity College, Dublin. There was a mix of journalists and Panasonic executives, including a lot of very senior Japanese execs, and I was seated next to the VP of Marketing for Panasonic Europe, a very dignified elderly Japanese man. I don't speak any Japanese, so I was a bit nervous about talking to this guy, as offending him could have had a bad effect on my career. However, as we were waiting for the starter course to arrive, he looks around the room, with its dark wood-paneled walls and framed portraits, then turns to me with a big smile and says in slow and heavily accented English "Ohh... it is just like... Hogwarts!"
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eSports Chaebol posted:it's wasn't anything he said but he had a tomato costume on underneath his regular clothes which he took off then he also had a hat to go with the tomato costume he put on. a Japanese man decided for some reason to dance around in a tomato costume in the blues club I work at. I'm not making this up don't you get really bored working in a blues club? blues is boring music
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Nov 29, 2014 10:31
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Athropos posted:anime is making you insane you should probably stop op Actually, it seems to be driving you insane...
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Nov 29, 2014 10:31
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Gay Roads posted:don't you get really bored working in a blues club? blues is boring music no but someday im going to shoot myself if people don't stop playing mustang sally
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Nov 29, 2014 10:35
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I'm a Japanese guy.
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BambooEarpick posted:I'm a Japanese guy.
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Nov 29, 2014 10:43
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eSports Chaebol posted:no but someday im going to shoot myself if people don't stop playing mustang sally i used to get drunk at a blues club because they sold cheap fishbowls full of beer and this is true, mustang sally 3-5 times a night, no matter what. it's the freebird, american pie, and stairway to heaven of blues, all wrapped into one
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Nov 29, 2014 10:53
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"You may not take my daughter to the movies until I have checked your homework!" (Mr. Fujimoto was my 7th grade math teacher.)
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Nov 29, 2014 11:06
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a tourist said i looked like john snow it made my day. he and his family wanted a pic with me but i scooted off on my skateboard edit: i am a coward unlike john snow
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genesplicer posted:"You may not take my daughter to the movies until I have checked your homework!" (Mr. Fujimoto was my 7th grade math teacher.)
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