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He must have been all like "Wtf? That poo poo cray!"
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never thought about that op, lol good point!!
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Nov 29, 2014 21:54
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oh my god look at this incredible treasure trove of 3000 year old mold spores that im breathing in. oh, oh... gently caress poo poo im gunna die of mysterious tumors in a year
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Nov 29, 2014 21:54
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probably freaked out man
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Nov 29, 2014 21:55
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Xaris posted:oh my god look at this incredible treasure trove of 3000 year old mold spores that im breathing in. oh, oh... gently caress poo poo im gunna die of mysterious tumors in a year And then they blamed it on a curse lol
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Nov 29, 2014 21:56
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they used to grind up mummies and put the powder in drinks and stuff to cure poo poo.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:01
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Darkman Fanpage posted:they used to grind up mummies and put the powder in drinks and stuff to cure poo poo. Also used that poo poo for kindling. Enjoy your afterlife of being used to cook a hotdog, shithead.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:03
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*spills a bunch of cocaine & tobacco all over the loving place* aw dang, hope this doesnt make people think these dudes had contact with central america
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Nov 29, 2014 22:06
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mummies also got used to make brown paint yeah u kno what this dirt im painting could use??? some fukken ancient relics smashed up into it.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:07
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I bet he was all "sweet, check out the ancient sex doll" and unzipped his pants hth
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Nov 29, 2014 22:08
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Excelzior posted:I bet he was all "sweet, check out the ancient sex doll" and unzipped his pants herodotus claims that priests let the corpses ripen for a few days to prevent the embalmers from doing exactly that mind u its herodotus saying this
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Nov 29, 2014 22:09
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paranoid randroid posted:herodotus claims that priests let the corpses ripen for a few days to prevent the embalmers from doing exactly that times were different back then, when the Pharaoh took your wife as his sex slave you made do with what you had
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Nov 29, 2014 22:15
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herodotus is like the fat guy in shaun of the dead who tells everyone that dogs cant look up, because he heard it from this other guy and surely he wouldnt lie
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Nov 29, 2014 22:17
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paranoid randroid posted:herodotus is like the fat guy in shaun of the dead who tells everyone that dogs cant look up, because he heard it from this other guy and surely he wouldnt lie so he owns is what you are trying to say
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Nov 29, 2014 22:25
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whoa im scared STIFF (pops a woody)
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Nov 29, 2014 22:31
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The Mad Archivist posted:so he owns is what you are trying to say unironically
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Nov 29, 2014 22:33
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you irl posted:whoa im scared STIFF (pops a woody) Would this count as an Oedipus Complex?
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Nov 29, 2014 22:37
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most egyptian tombs got robbed before the paint was dry so he was probably thinking "bet ol' thutmose wishes he'd paid me in something other than beer now"
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Nov 29, 2014 22:51
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Volume posted:Would this count as an Oedipus Complex? LOL I get it. This guy. This guy right here.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:57
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Oppa gangnam style.
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paranoid randroid posted:herodotus is like the fat guy in shaun of the dead who tells everyone that dogs cant look up, because he heard it from this other guy and surely he wouldnt lie
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Nov 29, 2014 23:35
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Well they didn't have English back then so he probably didn't think anything. Probably just did the food grunt at his wives and children.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:37
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I thought the first mummy was discovered by english people in the early 1900's
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Nov 29, 2014 23:52
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nah the peasants in the region had been grinding them up as fertilizer and kindling for thousands of years
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egypt used to use mummies as fuel for steam trains
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wow hating on herodotus real classy guys
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Nov 30, 2014 00:50
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Can you imagine OP? Can you actually imagine it?
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Nov 30, 2014 00:51
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Windows 98 posted:Can you imagine OP? Can you actually imagine it? I can't, that's why I need GBS's help
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Volume posted:I thought the first mummy was discovered by english people in the early 1900's Every time a new dynasty came to power they would break into old tombs, steal all the masonry they could use in their own tombs, and throw the mummies into a cache in a cheap temple. So the first dude who dug up a mummy probably talked with the mummified dude about his chest pains like a week before. Also the mummies used as fertilizers and paint were animals, not people - because late Egyptian religion receded to worship of animal idols, and many temples and monasteries bred falcons and other religiously significant creatures just to have them mummified and sold to pilgrims by the thousand. So in a way they were no more valuable than postcards.
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Nov 30, 2014 01:29
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I just thought about this one, how loving crazy was the first person to ever ride a horse
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Nov 30, 2014 01:33
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Ancient peoples were chucked into bogs all the time. So the first person was probably dredging the sacrifice swamp searching for 'good bones' found a preserved corpse and thought the fairies were back and coming to steal his fattest virgin.
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John Denver Hoxha posted:I just thought about this one, how loving crazy was the first person to ever ride a horse or the first weird motherfucker to eat an egg or drink cow's milk 
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A misanthrope posted:or the first weird motherfucker to eat an egg or drink cow's milk those discoveries probably came by watching animals tho, it's not like udders were sitting there completely unused for thousands of years before a human started yanking on them riding a horse now that's just hosed up!!!
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Nov 30, 2014 12:20
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you irl posted:riding a horse now that's just hosed up!!! Those Kazakhs are just plain crazy folks. At least it wasn't the chinese. They'd have just done it weird.
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Nov 30, 2014 12:33
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mamma mia!
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Nov 30, 2014 12:36
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holy poo poo...i never considered the herodotus factor before, in regards to mummies
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Nov 30, 2014 12:41
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"man, abbot and costello are gonna have a field day with this"
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Nov 30, 2014 12:42
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The dude probably thought that it was a blunt and tried to smoke it!???????????
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Nov 30, 2014 13:46
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This is a very Eurocentric thread, OP. Hopefully you'll give more thought to other peoples' perspectives before starting another.
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A misanthrope posted:or the first weird motherfucker to eat an egg or drink cow's milk 
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