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Ok I need advice and fast. I have a date in an hour but for the past twenty minutes I've had really bad diarrhea. I have to pick her up and drive 45 minutes. How can I reduce the chances of making GBS threads my pants?
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Nov 29, 2014 22:50
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theres drugs you can get a drug stores for that. or if not you can get a cork or something. or a hot water bottle and a length of tube
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Nov 29, 2014 22:51
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Grody posted:Ok I need advice and fast. I have a date in an hour but for the past twenty minutes I've had really bad diarrhea. I have to pick her up and drive 45 minutes. How can I reduce the chances of making GBS threads my pants? just ask her if she has a poop fetish and let the butt mud slide.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:51
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Take a few hundred immodium, you won't poop and from what e/n has taught me you'll get a wriggly mealy mouth dick of a high.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:53
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TOILETLORD posted:just ask her if she has a poop fetish and let the butt mud slide. good name/avatar/post combo
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Nov 29, 2014 22:53
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look if this date is going to have any chance of a good ending hopefully both of you are douching out your holes right now.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:54
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reschedule, OP
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Nov 29, 2014 22:56
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cancel the date because you are ill. don't tell her it's because you can't stop pooping brown water though, just say you have a migraine or something
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Nov 29, 2014 22:56
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Give me her details. I haven't poo poo myself since 1999. Or had sex since 1999. I'm willing to take one for the team here and go with anything. spud fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Nov 29, 2014 |
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Nov 29, 2014 23:00
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Have the date in a bathroom. Women love that sort of stuff.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:01
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Grody posted:Ok I need advice and fast. I have a date in an hour but for the past twenty minutes I've had really bad diarrhea. I have to pick her up and drive 45 minutes. How can I reduce the chances of making GBS threads my pants? SLAM 10 GRAMS OF PANTOTHENIC ACID SON.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:02
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Just ate like 5 immodium. It's not helping
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Nov 29, 2014 23:06
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tell her the gory details OP
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Nov 29, 2014 23:09
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eat celery
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Nov 29, 2014 23:10
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poo poo as much as possible
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Nov 29, 2014 23:10
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give yourself an enema
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Nov 29, 2014 23:10
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rephrase your thread title because you make it sound like your date is the one with the serious diarrhea problem
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Nov 29, 2014 23:11
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Depends brand adult diaper OP
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Nov 29, 2014 23:12
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Nov 29, 2014 23:14
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Poop it all out now before you go
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Nov 29, 2014 23:15
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seal up your car and see if you can fill it with liquid poo poo op
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Nov 29, 2014 23:17
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ask her if she's pluggin' too *wink*
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Nov 29, 2014 23:17
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It's called magnesium citrate . they are like 1 dollar at cvs. Pure magic op.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:17
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Immodium and pedialyte
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Nov 29, 2014 23:21
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bullet and revolver
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Nov 29, 2014 23:26
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cancel and tell her you're calling from the bathroom because you can't stop making GBS threads, make sure she can hear squirting in the background, she'll understand
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Nov 29, 2014 23:28
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Cancel. You are Ill. big dummy
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Nov 29, 2014 23:29
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Grody posted:Ok I need advice and fast. I have a date in an hour but for the past twenty minutes I've had really bad diarrhea. I have to pick her up and drive 45 minutes. How can I reduce the chances of making GBS threads my pants? just loving hold it what the hell man do adults really have an issue with keeping an orifice of their body closed? since you're trying to still go on the date i assume its not a virus issue, meaning your diet is so terrible that it makes you take shits you cannot hold in seriously
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Nov 29, 2014 23:35
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well if it ends up being a bad date, at least you have a easy excuse.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:36
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three pronged attack w/ paper towel: put as much as you can in your rectum, then eat as much as you can (will soak up the poison from the inside) then take whatevers left and line your trousers HTH
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Nov 29, 2014 23:37
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poo poo on his dick. edit: her dick.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:38
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Haha drat, it's just like that movie from the 90s. Diarrhea Date.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:40
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I personally wouldn't go on a date if there was a >50% chance of me making GBS threads myself
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Nov 29, 2014 23:41
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no i heard if you do that it will come out the other way Hello, sorry I'm la-BLURF
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Nov 29, 2014 23:41
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 this poo poo plugs you up OP
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Nov 29, 2014 23:41
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Yeah, for real. poo poo takes priority. Same for work. If you're gonna poo poo yourself just stay home, you dingus.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:42
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Haha drat, it's just like that movie from the 90s. Diarrhea Date. 
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Nov 29, 2014 23:42
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Nov 29, 2014 23:42
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put on a diaper you loving freak!
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Nov 29, 2014 23:43
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consign yourself to die alone, unloved and friendless OP
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Nov 29, 2014 23:43
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