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I have a smartwatch that integrates with my phone and displays all the hottest alerts and apps, I have Google Glasses which are Glasses but you can search for what temperature it is, I have a fitness tracker that displays increasing numbers if I walk forwards, I have a tablet glued to my palm which displays my hotmail inbox, my hair is synthetic LCD strands that alternate color based on how close I am to members of the opposite sex, one of my eyes is a dial from a safe (steampunk), my fedora can receive music from pandora, one of my legs is actually several computer cases stacked on each other and overclocked and watercooled with a bag of my own urine, and my shoe can make beeping sounds if a red light camera is nearby #lifehacks
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my glasses have corrective vision capabilities
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Nov 29, 2014 23:19
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Nov 29, 2014 23:19
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i wear a hat that beams the latest posts from SA directly into my brain
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Nov 29, 2014 23:20
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I don't wear anything on my wrists OP. I don't need a watch to know what time it is. That's what the sun is there for!
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Nov 29, 2014 23:20
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I replaced my dick with a USB port. Feel sort of foolish now because it's not 3.0 compatible.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:21
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my feelings which i wear on my sleeve
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Nov 29, 2014 23:21
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wearable tech is old hat, edible tech is the future. the smart panini i just ate is streaming the third episode of bojack horseman into my colon right now.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:21
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a buttplug with a vibrator that is controlled by a smartphone app and a chastity belt that's unlocked with NFC. Both of which tweet their statuses. Now watch as someone points out that both of these products actually exist.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:22
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In the event of my death google glass transfers my consciousness to a interconnected web of the neural cells of 30 millions lobsters.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:22
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A robotic penis.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:22
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shoes
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Nov 29, 2014 23:23
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I have a fashionable foot bracelet that beeps if I try to leave my property.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:23
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a pacemaker, cochlear implants, 3 stents, an arterial catheter, a colostomy bag and a urostomy bag. shits cool i get alot of compliments on my tech savvy
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Nov 29, 2014 23:24
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Each day, when I go for my morning run, I wear lots of technological devices, like fleece sweaters, compression shorts, waterproof shoes, ski goggles, mp3 players and raincoats. It's all very technologically advanced, if you think about it.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:24
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a few years back i finally upgraded my left ball from s-video to firewire, gonna replace my right ball with a mythtv setup pretty soon
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Nov 29, 2014 23:24
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my watch tells the time all day and doens't even need batteries
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Nov 29, 2014 23:26
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i got a Garmin 610 for running, and it tells me how many steps i take per minute and if my heart is going to explode and theres a little running man on the screen and if i run faster than him i feel a great semse of peace and satisfaction better than having a significant other or a child of my own or any friends maybe i'll upgrad eto a 620 
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Nov 29, 2014 23:26
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e: ^^ how does that help at all #lifehacks
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Nov 29, 2014 23:27
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sunglasses
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Nov 29, 2014 23:27
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Nov 29, 2014 23:27
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Yvershek posted:I replaced my dick with a USB port. Feel sort of foolish now because it's not 3.0 compatible. I replaced my dick with a 3.5 inch floppy
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Nov 29, 2014 23:28
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Prawned posted:e: ^^ how does that help at all how does what help
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Nov 29, 2014 23:29
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i use a flashlight as a buttplug, does that count?
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Nov 29, 2014 23:30
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clothes might not seem like wearable high-tech, but have you ever seen a drat ostrich wearing a v-neck sweater and wrangler guaranteed-comfort jeans?
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Nov 29, 2014 23:31
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i have tiny waterwheels in front of my mouth and penis that recharges my iphone whenever i drink and pee
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Nov 29, 2014 23:31
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my dick is wearing my hand right now. 
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Nov 29, 2014 23:31
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OP i have a rolodex screwed directly into my skeleton
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Nov 29, 2014 23:32
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oh.... i dunno OP... usually just THIS
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Nov 29, 2014 23:32
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a starwar betamax posted:sunglasses  I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
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Nov 29, 2014 23:33
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Lowtax posted:I have a smartwatch that integrates with my phone and displays all the hottest alerts and apps, I have Google Glasses which are Glasses but you can search for what temperature it is, I have a fitness tracker that displays increasing numbers if I walk forwards, I have a tablet glued to my palm which displays my hotmail inbox, my hair is synthetic LCD strands that alternate color based on how close I am to members of the opposite sex, one of my eyes is a dial from a safe (steampunk), my fedora can receive music from pandora, one of my legs is actually several computer cases stacked on each other and overclocked and watercooled with a bag of my own urine, and my shoe can make beeping sounds if a red light camera is nearby do not leak the plot to the hollywood adaptation of Max Barry's Machine Man
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a hole-y ghost posted:OP i have a rolodex screwed directly into my skeleton The singularity is upon us
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Nov 29, 2014 23:34
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a starwar betamax posted:oh.... i dunno OP... usually just THIS are u that dork with the nasa tshirt
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Nov 29, 2014 23:34
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Where can i pick up one of them water cooling systems that use my urine?
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Nov 29, 2014 23:35
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op if you walk backwards does the fitness tracker go down in numbers ala ferris buellers day off?
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Load-out list:
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Nov 29, 2014 23:36
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a starwar betamax posted:oh.... i dunno OP... usually just THIS 3 torches... won't make u brighter LOL
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Nov 29, 2014 23:36
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I use the Cinco Forum Attachment.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:36
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Alan Smithee posted:The singularity is upon us  
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None. I have a smartphone and I don't even want that. I'll never wear tech.
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