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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Why would anyone need to carry a knife/knives

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

to ruthlessly dispatch tangoes with no quarter given.. duh>???

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

serious norman posted:

Why would anyone need to carry a knife/knives

self-defense against robotic unicorns

Tree Limbz
Dec 8, 2004

I am not a fucking hippie, god damnit.

Cumt posted:

Digital technology isn't helping us live better lives; it is creating a layer of abstraction that distances us from reality. Listen to your body, look at the world.

look dude i need a loving graph ok, i didnt spend 7 years in loving grad school learning about math to depend on "feelings" or "intuition" or lists of numbers i need some graphical representation

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

serious norman posted:

Why would anyone need to carry a knife/knives
mugging people, threatening muggers, getting stabbed trying to use it on a mugger, all sorts of things really

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Cumt posted:

Digital technology isn't helping us live better lives; it is creating a layer of abstraction that distances us from reality. Listen to your body, look at the world.

long live the new flesh

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
The only wearable tech you'll ever need to own, OP:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im that dude except circa 2000 so with Massive Attack instead of Ministry

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

serious norman posted:

Why would anyone need to carry a knife/knives

I have a Lil Guppie on my key chain because I sometimes have to cut open packages/bags/random poo poo.

Why you'd need anything bigger than that and still expect people to look at you like a stable individual, i have no idea.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Moore's law means instead of having your exes' tat you have oldass tech implanted in you

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I wear this cool gadget on my ankle that lets the police know when I leave the house. Does that count?

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!
My vision is augmented

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

im wearing a horniness detector and this thread is off the charts

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I have a digital towel that I use to e-dry my hands.

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
Mood ring

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta
did anyone say fleshlight. probably first few replies but I didn't read the thread fuckers


also buttplug. the future is now

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Tussin Grimace posted:

did anyone say fleshlight. probably first few replies but I didn't read the thread fuckers


also buttplug. the future is now
yes both

Ferroque posted:

is it gay if you put a fleshlight in your rear end and have someone gently caress it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

a starwar betamax posted:

oh.... i dunno OP... usually just THIS

and by inserting this flexible fresnel lens in my cargo pocket i am finally prepared for any situation that may arise while i sit at my desk eating cheetohs

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta
Depends for my IBS

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Actually I own two smart watches, a Forerunner and a Fitbit and they are all awesome and I'm not a nerd at all.

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

a digital non-smart watch, glasses, flip-top phone and synthetic lenses since my natural ones had cataracts (can't take those off though)

also clothes, clothes are good

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

those nokias were great

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

I bought a heavy duty nylon strap for securing things on a flatbed truck and I use it to drag a kitchen stove w caster wheels around with me.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i wear a chastity cage over my penis which can be remotely monitored by rich gay men around the world by tracking my horniness. should they wish they can at any time deliver an electric shock to my penis.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

space suit

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Sometimes I wear underarmour

wait no i don't nm

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Lowtax posted:

I have a smartwatch that integrates with one of my legs is actually several computer cases stacked on each other and overclocked and watercooled with a bag of my own urine


His poopsock is fitted desert-fashion

He shall know your ways as if born to them

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Uncle Enzo posted:

His poopsock is fitted desert-fashion

He shall know your ways as if born to them

Farmer Jimbo
Mar 11, 2005

CC Plox.

serious norman posted:

Why would anyone need to carry a knife/knives

This is my Christmas gift to all employees this year, did I make a horrible mistake?

Oh and I have a smartphone which I hate (but sometimes love).

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I have a diaper. It's a toilet that you wear!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I have a smartphone, but that's not wearable, that's a thing that goes in my pocket.

I also have an electronic avalanche beacon. That's wearable because it has its own carrying case sling that straps across my chest. I only wear it a few days a month.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I have clothing of breathable cotton get on my level :colbert:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
lol if you don't wear a buckskin shirt made from deer you stalked and killed with a bow and arrow

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nitrocellulose underwear

when ure done with it just hold a lighhter to it

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Hahaha waiting for that one.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

myrtar

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
isotoners

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

lol if you don't wear a buckskin shirt made from deer you stalked and killed with a bow and arrow

lol if you arent literally a cro-magnon hunter-gatherer

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