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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Obligatory.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Terrible Robot posted:

Tomorrow is Monday, and even worse, it's the first Monday after a long holiday. So December is off to a fairly lovely start.

gently caress 2014, gently caress December, gently caress Mondays.


gently caress.

I forgot about that.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Viggen posted:


I guess if your piece is small enough, you can use a glove 5 times before throwing it out.


Hell yeah!

and if you're really thrifty you can hose the fucker out and re-use it a time or two if its one of the HF thick gloves.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Moved the washer/dryer to the new house.

fast forward a few days, washer blows out the agitator seal flooding the new house.

AWESOME.

Shoulda left that piece of poo poo behind.


E:

Tusen Takk posted:

Next week is finals and I loving hate this time of year gently caress gently caress gently caress


Me too. :D

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Ozmiander posted:

Welp, results are in. ~450 incidents of apneas in 8 hours of sleeping.




Dammit, Driver.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CornHolio posted:

Tell me I'm not the only one.

a million things broken, but that ain' one. sorry buddy :(

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Viggen posted:

I always kill a hooker before I am able to get any rest.


I didn't know the drunk was a hooker.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

Ugh, I have chronic sleep issues. Sleep to much, sleep to little, night terrors, insomnia, sleep apnea, and so on. Probably explains why I am in a crab rear end mood half the time. Its not that I have a poor attitude, its because I am so god drat tired.

I sold my rover and that cured the issue.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

gently caress cars.


My thoughts these days.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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BrokenKnucklez posted:

Motorcycles in or out?

bikes =/= cars.

the more bikes, the more better. :v:


atleast when I blow the engine up on one, its slightly cheaper.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Ozmiander posted:

Posted my 9C1 Caprice for sale, because i am a poor dumb unemployed loser.






same. but atleast our wives pay the bills, amirite :3:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Super Aggro Crag posted:

My roommates are slobs! :argh:

Move out of your parents house.

problem solved.


In seriousness. Call em out on it. if terms can't be met, move the gently caress out. btdt, gently caress living with that poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Wifey brought up we should get married. I mean. he brings me beers and sometime can "cook".

but guys? GUYS. Does this mean I'll get never ending nagging and never get laid aga... OH.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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nm posted:

Move to the south. Problem delayed for a few more decades!


gently caress the south. Lived there 2 years. never going back.

mafoose posted:

Is David your wifey? Because if so, your chicken(?) looks, edible?

yeah some spots weren't too bad.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Adiabatic posted:

My living situation owns bones. My roommate I found on Craigslist is cool as gently caress, gives me $700/mo, and is building me cabinets for my garage (eventually). Super courteous, and he's got a security clearance so I don't have to worry about him doing something crazy.

CSB is this how people turn gay? I like him more than my girlfriend.

If you're wanting to bend him over your lift and inspect his undercarriage more than your GF, welp.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CommieGIR posted:

Got those Hoosiers. Got Hoosiers bro.


On the TDI?


-awesome-

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CommieGIR posted:

I have a least three of those hanging around now, and tons of injectors.

If I ever decide to build a CIS based rally engine, I've got the spare parts for sure.

You can also rebuild em. :D



I'd go back to doing it if there was a market for it, but seeing as how people don't wanna spend poo poo on old cars anymore. :(

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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General_Failure posted:

So are Jeeps or Land Rovers currently winning numerically in AI?




jeeps.

ID and I scrapped our pieces of poo poo long ago.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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KozmoNaut posted:

Deep-seated hate for pod filters on carbed bikes

:catstare:

Goddamn. He's gone. :(

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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meatpimp posted:

Seriouspost -- that looks like a suicide comment. Get help. You don't need any more pain and AI doesn't need to lose any more posters.

Looks? is.


Dude. get help. go talk to someone. us even.

we are a pack of cats that take care of our own.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Bigger hammer.

:effort: version, wedge a wood block between the tire and metal, crank wheel till its outta the way. results may vary, use as directed.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Motronic posted:

Thanks everyone. I don't want to bring the thread down anymore than it already is. But gently caress.

Just hitting me pretty hard right now.

It will all work out. Honestly I'm now more worried about her husband (one of my best friends). If I can keep him sane then all is good. She was his moon and stars (for those of you who get the reference or otherwise).

I just need to keep my friend from running off and doing something stupid now.

Go blow up LP bottles in her honor.

big ones. like ones they connect to trailer houses.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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:catstare: peanutbutter crackers buddy. I'm hypoglycemic. Life saver every drat time. OJ as you've found is another awesome one.

I've made the habit of multiple small meals throughout the day and all is usually ok.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

My employer hates me and pays me comfortably. That's the hosed up part.

I've held so many jobs like that.

Even my shop. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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meatpimp posted:

Am I crazy for thinking that MDF exposed to the elements for nearly 5 years is going to be absolutely trashed and a breeding ground for mold and rot?


Raze it and start over. gently caress mold and rot.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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BrokenKnucklez posted:

That sounds terrible. I feel sorry for now owner of this place, its going to be a nightmare.

Yup. My spouse and I just moved out of a house that had us consistently sick for the time we lived there. After we signed the lease the neighbors informed us what had been living there before.

Sure it had a 3 car garage, but apparently the city dump had less things growing in it. and the slumlord agency just basically retiled/painted over everything to make it look new.

Always talk to the neighbors before signing a lease. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Rhyno posted:

Same loving thing happened to us. That house is currently condemned.

Yeah the fuckin' place would randomly float the common rail in some rooms causing all sorts of fun stuff.
One more week till our crap is out. I don't feel bad for the tenant.

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

CSB, angryhampster, terrible robot I got your pms and will mail out as time allows hopefully this week.

:buddy:
Drop your paypal to me please~

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Cakefool posted:

e: I'm married, so there's that.

So you never get laid? :v:


leica posted:

Well yeah if your self esteem is in the shitter good luck. Usually if you have any kind of self worth and a few pluses (in shape, sense of humor, decent looking, big dick) it's a gimmie. Women can usually overlook (some) physical drawbacks as long as you're pleasant to be around and not a total jerkoff.


My teeth arent perfect, I make chewbacca look twinkish, but I have other things to make up for it.



Cat Terrist posted:

Unless you are one - in which case, go get yiffed by an elephant.

I thought we agreed to not bring this up here.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Unless you're running a apple router and no longer have an iphone, then its a really cool looking jackstand.



*I may or may not have used ours as a jackstand to slide an arm under the washer to fix a leak.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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T1g4h posted:

It just shocks me that people who work in a field that is all about saving lives would be so hateful re: homosexuality. It's loving 2014, how is this still even a thing?

Because distractions sell.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Tusen Takk posted:

Michigan just passed a law where you have the legal right to refuse to help someone if it's against your religious rights, ie, you can refuse to help a gay dude because you think all gays should die



Michigan is like a third world country anyway, Might as well lob that fucker in with mississhitti and louisiana.


Even chrysler says it in their ads!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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mafoose posted:


(Hint: racism and homophobia)


I worked in a few shops with gray beards. I hate em with a god drat passion.


its also the best-thing-on-earth to come out as a dude-rear end-pounding-motherfucker and watch their little minds melt.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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T1g4h posted:

I need to bring you here and watch the entire town just riot and freak the gently caress out then :v:

I'm middle eastern on top of it. which is uh, apparently hated more than most other minorities for some little thing in new york, which makes us all bad people. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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T1g4h posted:

Holy poo poo, double whammy. Vote for Obama and you could get basically all of the South riled up :allears:

Dude I lived in birmingham, hell for 2.5 years. hahahahahahaha.


also: Gays should marry :everywhere: cause goddamn this shits miserable.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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"yep"

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Horse Divorce posted:

Date before last ended when the girl turned the conversation to politics and remarked that the world would be better off "without that friend of the family in the white house!"

This is our world, and these are the people we share it with.

:suicide:



I make jokes involving race, but goddamn people. This is the 21st loving century, can't we look beyond this poo poo already? We're all on this festering shitball hurdling through space together.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Mat_Drinks posted:

I know a lot of you guys aren't super into the holidays or what they stand for, but drat, I hope y'all have a heartwarming moment or two like that before the year ends.

Make it awesome. make it a level above all else. because for oh so many families, the holidays get loving ruined, and this time of year everybody becomes a crabby son of a bitch because of all the family bullshit.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Powershift posted:

Maybe the costco in vegas will have a shorter line.

NOPE

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Got my butt death sauce from The Royal Nonesuch.


IT IS AWESOME.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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Powershift posted:

Never look at the tires of any 10 year old vehicle in the mall parking lot. At least non-radials are dead and gone, so there's no worry of the guy next to you running that missmatched combo.


The best way to get rid of a foodie is to tell them you like your steak well done. They'll never talk to you again.

Even here people run tires that have HUGE loving CRACKS in them like nothing is wrong. Most of the 10+ year old shitheaps have damage from blow outs anyways.


Or tell em you like A1 steaksauce on it.that'll rid em loving quick.

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