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Christoff posted:Amazon only uses UPS and FedEx right? Depends. They use FedEx rarely, only for overnight poo poo for things on a special rush delivery. UPS for 2nd day, and USPS if you're close enough for Priority Mail to be 2nd day
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 23:03 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:40 |
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It would be easier buying out a courier than starting one from scratch.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 23:20 |
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I get a lot of stuff from third party sellers so that usually comes USPS and is actually pretty fast.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 23:20 |
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My stuff was delivered via unmarked courier. I figured they were either Amazon branded or some third party affiliate.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 23:39 |
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Just got an Amazon package from a truck labeled LASERSHIP
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 23:41 |
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Jesus Christ, one of my kids is going to see the recruiter today. I might have to smother her in her sleep first.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:32 |
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GiP is about to come full-circle. Isn't the cycle of life beautiful?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:34 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Jesus Christ, one of my kids is going to see the recruiter today. I know you have to have told some of the same stories you tell here to the kid. Where did they go so wrong?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:35 |
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her? lol Hope it's the USMC
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:36 |
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From what I can recall Amazon, UPS, and FedEx got caught with their pants down last Christmas. Weren't prepared for the volume of stuff they ended up shipping, and took a lot of flack for it. That's probably why they're working with USPS and couriers this year.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:37 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:I know you have to have told some of the same stories you tell here to the kid. Where did they go so wrong? That's the first thing I asked: "Holy poo poo, your mother and I got busted the gently caress up and spit out, every family member you know is crazy or crippled, what are you thinking?" "I got a plan!" She plans on signing the 8 year, doing 4 years active, 4 years NG, or 8 years NG, whichever gives her the better deal. And she wants to be a loving X-Ray tech. Jesus Christ on a Stupidity Powered Go-Kart.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:37 |
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Plans are great and all but I love when people have these 10 year plans "going to join do 4 years enlisted yup get my degree and commission and do 6!"
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:39 |
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Did her mother drink while she was pregnant?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:39 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Did her mother drink while she was pregnant? Worse. She was in First Cav. GODDAMN YOU FORT HOOD!
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:47 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:she wants to be a loving X-Ray tech. hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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50 Foot Ant posted:That's the first thing I asked: "Holy poo poo, your mother and I got busted the gently caress up and spit out, every family member you know is crazy or crippled, what are you thinking?" add a page to her baby book 1st army STD
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:51 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha poo poo, that's better than being a Whiskey. Might at least be able to work as something more than a $8/hr glorified bus driver when she runs screaming away from the military.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:54 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:55 |
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Better than being what I was, or a medic like her momma. Got out, and those translated directly to jack and poo poo. What's X-Ray tech like nowadays? If she's got her Daddy's luck (real lovely) is she going to find herself attached to a loving EOD unit X-Raying poo poo? Or is she just gonna be a hospital drunk making sure nobody gets good medical care?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:56 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:That's the first thing I asked: "Holy poo poo, your mother and I got busted the gently caress up and spit out, every family member you know is crazy or crippled, what are you thinking?" buy her an account
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:58 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Better than being what I was, or a medic like her momma. shes gonna be in a csh doing stupid bullshit like nonstop inventory while irradiating herself with military-grade x-ray machines that haven't been properly serviced in years she'll be glow-in-the-dark by the time she gets to phase 2 of her life plan
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:58 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:she'll be pregnant & divorced by the time she gets to phase 2 of her life plan Just saying
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:00 |
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Pregnant and divorced, whatever. She's already got one kid. Since right now she's a 22 year old woman working at Wal-Mart with a 2 year old kid, the Army "Can't be any worse than what's going on now." So, basically it'll be the same thing her Momma did when she wasn't deployed, complete with Drawdown Bullshit and egomanicial supervisors who sexually assault her? So, like working at Wal-Mart?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:19 |
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The chances of her dating someone like Cole shoot up dramatically. Please stop her from enlisting.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:26 |
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Jesus
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:27 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:43 |
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Oh I tried to stop her. Offered to drill into her frontal lobe with a drill and then kick her dead in the rear end to give her the whole 4 years in one blinding moment of clarity, but she's figuring it's better than what's going on for her now. Her mother told her that it's gonna suck the whole way. Get used to getting groped, everyone treats medical personnel like whores, get told she isn't worth a poo poo because she's a girl, all that good poo poo. I reminded her that both her mother and I got busted the gently caress up in peace-time, never mind DS/S. But, she's 22 and she's as stubborn as her momma.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:47 |
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I look forward to the day when your daughter becomes the new SMA.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:48 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:So, like working at Wal-Mart? Kinda, except she'll just get lovely healthcare instead of zero.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:50 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:53 |
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Heading back to school in January. So while I was getting registered and everything I dropped by the vet center to register with them since I was told it was a good idea. They actually seemed like normal people which surprised me. I never visited the vet center at my last school because I feared the worst for the kind of people who'd involve themselves with it, and half the veterans I met while attending were douchebags. Didn't see anything I didn't like for the 45 minutes I was there, still probably not going to hang out in there but it's a relief regardless.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:56 |
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That's like every persons background that enlists no?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:05 |
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re: USPS chat: USPS actually works great typically and is also usually cheaper than other courier services by an extremely wide margin. The only time FedEx or UPS should be necessary is if you need signature tracking, which even USPS offers these days. Their financial woes are mostly the fault of congress repeatedly attempting to torpedo USPS over and over again.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:07 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Because the Post-Office isn't nearly as tax-funded as it is funded by the sales of stamps.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:08 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Better than being what I was, or a medic like her momma. My career was mostly at an AFB with over 80,000 personnel. Our clinic didn't have an xray machine or any other imaging equipment after about 2009. Soo... Edit: If she doesn't want an account here, at least force her to keep a journal of her career and post it every six months so we can see the optimism and bullheadedness drift into anguish, disgust, regret, and shame. Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Dec 9, 2014 |
# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:10 |
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Friends dad did 4 years AF and then went to USPS and just retired at like 58. He made pretty good cash and his pention is great too The "techs" at the RAS where I was at had some 1 month certification. Didn't mean poo poo but they could do literally all the same stuff I mean if she can get guaranteed x-ray that's a pretty good gig. I think the Army has specific MOS's for specific medical jobs but idk
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:26 |
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Christoff posted:The "techs" at the RAS where I was at had some 1 month certification. Didn't mean poo poo but they could do literally all the same stuff Army medical has a fuckload of specific MOSs. Pharmacist, X-Ray, Physical Therapy, Nutritionalist, Medic, etc
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:34 |
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The recruiter acted all weird. No criminal record. 3.8 HS grad. Good work ethic. 22. Excellent health. Only surgery was an uneventful C-Section. She took a practice ASVAB and scored 96. No drugs. Support network. Can run a mile in 10 minutes, do 25 pushups, and 50 situps. I figure he's expecting her to be filled with alien brain eating parasites or an illegal alien or a sting operation. LOL The three guys in the office were tattooed and pierced up and were wondering if their criminal records were gonna matter and really interested in the piss test. He told her to come back tomorrow and went back to dealing with the three tattooed beat messiahs. Of course, could be her father was standing there and the first words out of her mouth were: "My whole family is military, so don't bother singing and dancing for me."
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:44 |
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Step 1: Learn to play an instrument. Step 2: Join the Army band. http://www.usarmyband.com/vacancies/current-openings.html "Members of the band are given the Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) of 42S (forty-two sierra), “Special Band Musician”. Personnel are promoted to the grade of Staff Sergeant (E-6) upon completion of four-months of active-duty service..." That sounds like bullshit but whatever, army band beats combat arms. Or be a paralegal MOS, or a chaplain's assistant, or any of the medical MOS, or public affairs. There's a lot of options for a single mother with a kid.
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50 Foot Ant posted:The recruiter acted all weird. is she hot?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:55 |