December Veteran Thread For Satan

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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

i enjoyed fury

hell, i though Shia Labeouf was actually good in it. for that alone it's a good movie.

ending was kinda bullshit though. you know that ss officer would've dusted the gently caress out of him when he peeped him under the tank

pretty sure that was just another kid who looked under the tank, and that's why he didn't shoot him

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 06:06

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:35

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I hope he also picked up a dip habit, started saying "y'all," and discussed his pubes with his tank crew.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 08:33

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Victor Vermis posted:

What does this mean? Like milking time off before you throw it?

I was by no means an "individual" with "pride" or "self-respect" while I was in but I definitely wouldn't participate in that nonsense.

Yes, letting the spoon fly and holding it before tossing it. It'd be one thing if I was doing it myself, but I don't want to be around when PV2 Fucknuts is on the line. :stare:

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 00:26

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I've only ever heard the term "cooking" used in reference to that action, not "cooking off."

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 01:12

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vasudus posted:

what the gently caress cleveland

edit:

ahahahahaha

# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 01:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

GiP is about to come full-circle.

Isn't the cycle of life beautiful? :allears:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 00:34

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 01:43

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

Are we telling him to post pictures of his daughter or to drink beer with her?

Both, I think.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 07:48

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

That's what ammo crates are for.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 08:10

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Every day there's a new term coined by some ~*~special snowflake~*~ who just isn't like everyone else.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 18:25

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot hambeast.

Dr. Alan Grant: A hambeast, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in Berkeley. You get your first look at this "six foot hambeast" as you enter a clearing. Xe moves like an elephant, lumbering, wheezing, mopping xer head. And you keep still because you think that maybe xis visual acuity is based on movement like cishets - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Polysexor. You stare at xer, and xe just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,

[makes 'whoshing' sound]

Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two polysexers you didn't even know were there. Because polysexer's a pack hunter, you see, xe uses coordinated attack patterns and xe is out in force today. And xe assaults your common sense with this...
[he produces a smartphone from his pocket]

Dr. Alan Grant: A blog of "indefatigable arguments" and illogical hate, like nails on a chalkboard, in xer sweaty paw. He doesn't bother to debate you like a civilized person, say... no no. He shrieks at you here, or here...

[he lightly tongues the boy's ear, and twists his natural sexual organs]

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, Alan...

Dr. Alan Grant: Or maybe you fight back and the group starts screaming rape as a trump card. The point is, you are alive when they doxx you, your lose your job, and the police finally come. So you know, try to show a little respect.

Volunteer Boy: OK.

e: vvv made a couple changes

And that's a wrap. We're done here, folks.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 23:14

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Bought a new shotgun on Black Friday, finally took it out today. I've missed that smell. Smells like... victory.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 20:21

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

pkells posted:

Just finished my senior design presentation, which means after 11 years split between school, military, then school again, I'll finally be graduating college this Monday.

And I was just offered a civil engineering job I was hoping for in Charleston, SC starting in January, which means I get to relax and do nothing for the next month or so besides make a trip up to Boston for the holidays.

Being a vet rules.

Congrats, duder, that's awesome!

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 02:41

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

That stupid loving registry has been up for months, and I still can't loving register because it's a broke-rear end shitshow. Holy gently caress, VA.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 19:55

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Re-posting because this gives me a chub every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSyK-YTEGMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUEiz2m84K8

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 21:14

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

But do you have carpal tunnel from playing WoW obsessively and an aggressive foot fungus from never showering? Were you later able somehow blame both on military service?

As much as I like the "FYGM" attitude, anybody who does this needs to be taken out back and shot.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 23:47

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

One and a half papers and one not-too-long program to go. gently caress literature classes forever. At least I got exempted from one final because my grade is already through the roof.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 07:48

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

only one of those is worth watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_VdSCMJhx0

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 08:43

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Right on, dude, that's fantastic. Congrats!

# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 05:06

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

My last Christmas in the Army was spent babysitting the shitheads who were getting chaptered out on Rear D.

This Christmas I got called Santa. gently caress yeah.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 05:09

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Painsaw posted:

My family, and extended family, is annoyingly drama-free. So I gotta go out and search for that poo poo. Who the gently caress is Fire, aside from some whacko twitterererer.

A looney troon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kwXNVCaxY

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 06:42

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Can we just get rid of organized religions and their mouth-breathing worshipers, already? Fuckin' a, they are the worst.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 07:49

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Merry Christmas, cocksuckers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 17:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

So, we meet again, New York State DMV...

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 20:07

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:35

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

What the gently caress, this is the second time in as many semesters that classes have been magically bumped from my course load right before the semester starts without notifying me, and once again, one of them is now full. Both times, these are classes that I can't afford to not be taking right now. Some fuckhead in the registrar's office is gonna get the rear end chewing of a lifetime tomorrow because this poo poo is loving ridiculous. Happy loving new year, assholes.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 06:09

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