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gently caress POGs. Double gently caress chaplains.
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Zeris posted:Lets take the stryker platoon to the Euphrates for a baptism today, said captain rear end in a top hat I don't recognize the chaplain, but that's my brigade. Based on the lack of RWS on the strykers these guys are either engineers or an HQ element. We sent one of our line companies down there and a marine unit was in charge of them so they did whatever the gently caress they wanted. Doesn't surprise me that this silly poo poo went down. One of the top related clips on that video is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63DORtkeIjQ uploaded by user Idr037. Their other uploads are a bunch of marine poo poo, and a suspiciously androgynous person practicing Tom Cruise cocktail maneuvers. Coincidence? RichieHimself fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Dec 5, 2014 |
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Dec 5, 2014 15:18
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poo poo, you're right. That must have been right before my company got out there to Rawah, according to the date on the video. I don't recognize them either. I never heard of this happening when we got there. loving weirdos.
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Dec 5, 2014 16:11
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zombie303 posted:gently caress POGs. Double gently caress chaplains. I have made it one of my goals to irritate the gently caress out of every Chaplain I meet. I get to do this a lot since JAG is lumped into "Special Staff" with them and Medical. Unlike Chaplains though, JAG and Medical are actually useful. Part of my inprocessing this week at Bragg was to meet with the Command chaplain. He made (like they all do) some weak-rear end joke about how due to my chosen profession he didn't know if he could ever help me. I "joked" that I'd be making sure he gave equal time and attention to our Satanist Soldiers.
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Dec 6, 2014 02:11
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Chaplains remind me of a mixture between camp counselors and jesters. They play annoying music, act at the BC's behest, and are constantly inviting people to lame group events.
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Dec 6, 2014 03:04
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psydude posted:Chaplains remind me of a mixture between PT failures and pedophiles. I have helped you to see the light.
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Dec 6, 2014 15:02
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Good drill today. Only one kid flipped his car on the way there and only 12 unexpected unexcused absences. 19 more months as commander. edit: drink count for today is 1 coffee with Bailey's and 1 Buffalo Trace on the rocks so far.
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Dec 7, 2014 00:14
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calmasahinducow posted:Good drill today. Only one kid flipped his car on the way there and only 12 unexpected unexcused absences. 19 more months as commander. Buffalo Trace is the poo poo.
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Dec 7, 2014 00:34
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I love this new trend of making 1LTs COs so that it doesn't count for their major board.
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Dec 7, 2014 01:53
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 if you're staying in the reserves for major.
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Dec 7, 2014 02:08
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psydude posted:Chaplains remind me of a mixture between camp counselors and jesters. They play annoying music, act at the BC's behest, and are constantly inviting people to lame group events. We had a Chaplain in Houston that invited us all for a prayer in front of the flagpole one day. Dude had done a tour in Hawaii and had a ukulele. Fucker played the ukulele and then had everyone pray. I couldn't stop laughing watching them out of the window.
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Dec 7, 2014 02:46
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nwin posted:We had a Chaplain in Houston that invited us all for a prayer in front of the flagpole one day. Dude had done a tour in Hawaii and had a ukulele. Fucker played the ukulele and then had everyone pray. I couldn't stop laughing watching them out of the window. Is it no longer appropriate to whip empty beer and whiskey bottles at people like this?
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Dec 7, 2014 02:48
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psydude posted:I love this new trend of making 1LTs COs so that it doesn't count for their major board. Why would that not count? Wait no I got it, because Army.
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Dec 7, 2014 03:07
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psydude posted:I love this new trend of making 1LTs COs so that it doesn't count for their major board. So it's basically like making a SPC into a CPL so he doesn't get sent to the board or get promoted to E-5?
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Dec 7, 2014 05:43
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nwin posted:We had a Chaplain in Houston that invited us all for a prayer in front of the flagpole one day. Dude had done a tour in Hawaii and had a ukulele. Fucker played the ukulele and then had everyone pray. I couldn't stop laughing watching them out of the window. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoRpWEE-E0Q
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Dec 7, 2014 06:13
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I love that man.
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Dec 7, 2014 06:30
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For some reason the army made me an NCO and people will have to rely on me. My poor future soldiers.
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Dec 7, 2014 11:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BaKOluofCA
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Dec 7, 2014 14:38
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White Chocolate posted:Why would that not count? Wait no I got it, because Army. All OERs before your promotion to O3 are masked when you go before the board for major. I believe they can see that you held the position, but it's kind of a moot point if they can't see your evaluations. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:
Yeah I mean I don't really care too much, but it's going to gently caress over anyone who is trying to stay in.
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Dec 7, 2014 16:29
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psydude posted:All OERs before your promotion to O3 are masked when you go before the board for major. I believe they can see that you held the position, but it's kind of a moot point if they can't see your evaluations. The Army Reserve is so short on O3-O4s that OERs don't matter that much for promotion. As long as all the blocks are checked and you don't have any referred OERs, DUIs, etc.. you are good to go.
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Dec 7, 2014 19:16
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calmasahinducow posted:The Army Reserve is so short on O3-O4s that OERs don't matter that much for promotion. As long as all the blocks are checked and you don't have any referred OERs, DUIs, etc.. you are good to go. Tell me more about my unlimited growth potential... 1 year and 4 months to O3. Also: got (maybe) offered BN S-4 at the CA BN I want to join instead of company command/XO because they have too many NDMOS-Q O2/O3 guys in CA slots. Thoughts?
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Dec 7, 2014 21:32
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50 Foot Ant posted:So it's basically like making a SPC into a CPL so he doesn't get sent to the board or get promoted to E-5? Need someone who isn't chaining appointments to be a TC! And you can pull CQ runner or NCO depending on what they need  I've been a CPL for a year now in an MOS that requires 39 points for promotion to E5, letting my higher command have a whiff of me not re-enlisting was the one gently caress up in my 3 years in. 59 days to freedom! loving 13F's stupid low promotion points at almost all levels until E8 allows so many people to slip through the promotion chain, it's how you end up with E5-7 who only know skill level 1 and some poo poo they forgot from SLC in charge of new soldiers. At least my company and PLT level leadership let me do what ever I want, and not having soldiers under me do to being in a 3 man FSE is great.
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Dec 8, 2014 07:07
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TPSDude posted:Need someone who isn't chaining appointments to be a TC! And you can pull CQ runner or NCO depending on what they need there is way too much caring in this post for someone getting out in 2 months.
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Dec 8, 2014 17:16
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tuluk posted:there is way too much caring in this post for someone that isn't a lifer.
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Dec 8, 2014 18:22
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psydude posted:I love this new trend of making 1LTs COs so that it doesn't count for their major board. I think I've been acting commander for more drills than my commander has been present for.
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Dec 9, 2014 03:46
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http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/12/army-military-working-dogs/
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Dec 9, 2014 12:34
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I feel like I'm writing a complaint on Facebook, but this report they're about to release is going to have some serious consequences. If anything, a huge chilling effect on people who put their lives on the line for the US. I can't wait!
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Dec 10, 2014 01:48
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iceslice posted:I feel like I'm writing a complaint on Facebook, but this report they're about to release is going to have some serious consequences. If anything, a huge chilling effect on people who put their lives on the line for the US. I can't wait! What report?
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Dec 10, 2014 01:49
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You mean the one that was already released? Big PDF: http://www.intelligence.senate.gov/study2014/sscistudy1.pdf
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Dec 10, 2014 01:53
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Spicy Guacamole posted:You mean the one that was already released? The news article I read was from this morning and stated "released later today." That's the one.
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Dec 10, 2014 01:58
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iceslice posted:I feel like I'm writing a complaint on Facebook, but this report they're about to release is going to have some serious consequences. If anything, a huge chilling effect on people who put their lives on the line for the US. I can't wait! insightful
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Dec 10, 2014 06:20
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iceslice posted:I feel like I'm writing a complaint on Facebook, but this report they're about to release is going to have some serious consequences. If anything, a huge chilling effect on people who put their lives on the line for the US. I can't wait! i dont feel like reading it, can you elaborate on why its bad or shocking or wahtever
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Dec 10, 2014 10:46
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White Chocolate posted:Tell me more about my unlimited growth potential... 1 year and 4 months to O3. Which CA Battalion? I am at USACAPOC HQ so I can try to find out more about the climate for you if you PM me.
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Dec 10, 2014 13:10
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Defleshed posted:Which CA Battalion? I am at USACAPOC HQ so I can try to find out more about the climate for you if you PM me. 404th cause he wants to wear flair on his uniform. 
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Dec 10, 2014 15:36
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11b1p posted:404th cause he wants to wear flair on his uniform. Well it was the 404th now I am looking at the 411th since they can't triple slot their S-4 position. I will pm you thanks.
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Dec 10, 2014 15:58
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11b1p posted:404th cause he wants to wear flair on his uniform. Hey guys check out this sick tat I got after jumping out of an airplane five times.
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Dec 10, 2014 15:59
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Hey guys check out this sick tramp stamp I got after jumping out of an airplane five times.
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Dec 10, 2014 16:15
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Hey guys check out this sick tat I got after getting airborne in my contract but getting my orders changed to a regular unit.
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Dec 10, 2014 17:25
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There has to be some female with that as a tramp stamp.
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Probably one of the many 88M's that went to Benning for airborne school, and then slutted it up at Columbus hotel rooms with just graduated infantry guys.
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