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The_White_Crane posted:It looks like a facebook game for God's sake! But at least it doesn't look like a 1998 Newgrounds flash game.
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Dec 10, 2014 22:11
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Not sure if you're looking for critique or not, but I didn't see a single instance of jorts in that last video.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:26
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I wanna see Dogs Bower sumo the ever-loving poo poo out of Kirk Cameron. How can we make this happen?!
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Dec 10, 2014 23:50
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The_White_Crane posted:It looks like a facebook game for God's sake! Yeah but honestly for a 3DO that's kind of impressive. Also sorry we weren't miserable for this episode ya'll, but we managed to pick some intense garbage for the other intermissions so don't sweat it. I'd also like to take the moment of intermission to let you guys know that these are the matching shirts Oatmeal and I own and were wearing for the entire duration of this LP:  That is how deep our Hassy branded bond goes.
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Dec 11, 2014 00:46
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Panzer Skank posted:Yeah but honestly for a 3DO that's kind of impressive. where can i purchase one of these items and show my brand loyalty
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Dec 11, 2014 00:49
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Vicas posted:where can i purchase one of these items and show my brand loyalty I think it won some sort of contest to be sold here. They even come in customizable colors! I guess the shirt was popular because they seem to have some other Blue Stinger shirts
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Dec 11, 2014 00:54
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Kangra posted:The subtitles only appeared when the girl was talking, and only when she commented on Eliot. Word on the Wind posted:Also: Eliot -can- fight and swim at the same time. The Handgun functions underwater. DumbRodent posted:Not sure if you're looking for critique or not, but I didn't see a single instance of jorts in that last video. Mr. Sunabouzu posted:I like Blue Stinger because it had the two of you legitimately coming up with strats on how to most efficiently buy pasta plates and sushi.
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Dec 11, 2014 01:04
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The Horde actually came out on PC as well, I remember playing the demo of it back in the day when I was a teenager. The pre-rendered sprites were actually pretty drat impressive back in the day, might even have been pre-donkey kong country.
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Dec 11, 2014 04:29
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For 94 the Horde is pretty impressive. That was 20 years ago! I would actually gladly watch an LP of that game. It seemed a bit easy to generate money, but maybe that changes later on. As for Tower Defense. It's certainly one of the early proto-TD games. There were earlier games that had similar ideas though.
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Dec 11, 2014 05:11
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A game like The Horde that was like a little more involved Sim City then something like sort of like Fable for the combat would be rad as hell.
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Dec 11, 2014 05:42
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Holy poo poo, is that seriously the same Toys for Bob who made Skylanders? Never thought they came from FMV games to this. EDIT: Also, I'm kind of wondering if this was pre or post Growing Pains Kirk Cameron. He seems like the same either way. slycooper20 fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Dec 11, 2014 |
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Dec 11, 2014 07:10
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slycooper20 posted:Holy poo poo, is that seriously the same Toys for Bob who made Skylanders? Never thought they came from FMV games to this. Does he start babbling on about how excessive materialism in Christmas is perfectly fine because because the holiday is about God being made material?
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Dec 11, 2014 07:31
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David D. Davidson posted:Does he start babbling on about how excessive materialism in Christmas is perfectly fine because because the holiday is about God being made material? I mean, it's not like Jesus literally beat up a bunch of dudes for mixing commercialism and religion or anything.
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Dec 11, 2014 07:44
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Night10194 posted:I mean, it's not like Jesus literally beat up a bunch of dudes for mixing commercialism and religion or anything. If I understand it correctly a closer comparison would be having vending machines that play a jingle every minute and a half in your college classrooms.
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Dec 11, 2014 17:23
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Oh, I remember The Horde, mostly because I had the Saturn version and it had a hideous bug that would corrupt the Saturn's internal memory.
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Dec 11, 2014 18:16
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 December 11th: Let it 'Splode 
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Dec 11, 2014 19:56
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Dogs Dogs your shirt is on fire e: rip Dogs, you died as you lived on fire
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Dec 11, 2014 21:04
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Haha that was the most ridiculous part of the game yet. I wonder if that'll be outdone later.
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Dec 11, 2014 21:08
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Did they pull a dead to rights before dead to rights even existed?
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I feel like there's a certain kinship between games like this and games like DTR. Like, every console has these swaths of games that really don't have any sort of memorable features, and in the 3D era those games all seem to be "white guy with a gun" games
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Vicas posted:I feel like there's a certain kinship between games like this and games like DTR. Like, every console has these swaths of games that really don't have any sort of memorable features, and in the 3D era those games all seem to be "white guy with a gun" games Resident Evil did a lot of damage to b-games, I feel.
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Dec 11, 2014 22:46
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I hope Blue Stinger is like Clock Tower 3 where it makes less and less sense as time goes on
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Dec 11, 2014 22:55
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Elliotw2 posted:Oh, I remember The Horde, mostly because I had the Saturn version and it had a hideous bug that would corrupt the Saturn's internal memory. It's shocking how often the 3DO version of any given game is better than the Saturn version. The 3DO isn't strictly an awful console, it just never stood a chance because it cost seven hundred 1993 dollars and as much as the industry wanted you to think FMV games were the next hot thing, the market never actually cared for them too much. It's certainly no Virtual Boy or CDi. (speaking of, next time that retro games convention is in town I'm totally buying a CDi and making Panzer do some videos with me) Hey everyone, it's time for another contest!!  CONTEST NUMBER 2: The DeadpoolIt's no secret by this point that game over in Blue Stinger hits hard and fast. Panzer and I died a lot in this awful game. The question is, how many times exactly did we die? Well, how about you tell us! Guess how many times this game killed us and you could win a fabulous prize! We'll accept submissions for this contest until December 20th at 11:59PM Pacific time. CONTEST RULES
FABULOUS PRIZE!
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Dec 11, 2014 23:10
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I refuse to actually watch how many times you've died already so I can make a meaningful, educated guess. Instead: 42. Blue Stinger is the true meaning of life. I'm guessing your final life lost will be to the final boss, because there is no way the final boss of this game isn't going to be bullshit in some way.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:15
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I will go with 17 and there is no way you could have survived the final boss.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:28
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Gonna say you died 54 times and were killed last by the final boss.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:34
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I'll throw in a vote for 20 deaths, and the post final boss escape sequence will be the final death.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:34
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I'm going to go for holiday cheer! You die 25 times, and the final death is death by instant kill, particularly one you can't know is coming until after it has killed you once.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:46
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I'm gonna say 19 deaths, last death by final boss.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:53
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I shall guess 27, because. I suspect that you die at the last possible opportunity, at an escape sequence after the final boss. Right before the finish. edit: Also, holy poo poo that explosion! 
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Dec 12, 2014 00:03
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Let's celebrate the whole month: 31 times! Your final game over will be to the final boss.
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Dec 12, 2014 00:14
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Going to guess you die a total of 14 times, and your last death will be to a timer.
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Dec 12, 2014 00:44
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You're probably going to die around 23 times and I get the feeling you'll die to the enemy before the final boss last.
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I'm going for 23 deaths, the last of which is by teeth.
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Dec 12, 2014 00:49
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19 deaths, the last one by an enemy a cutscene spawned juuust out of view right behind you.
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Dec 12, 2014 01:49
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15 deaths, with your last one coming from a bat.
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Dec 12, 2014 01:52
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20 deaths and the last one will be to a hazard, such as that bullshit flame wall. Also, I love how Eliot tells Dogs not to give up so easily, and then devises a brilliant plan to cross the gorge by blowing up a thing, and riding the explosion across the canyon, like that's a normal, or even probable solution to the "can't cross a gorge" problem. Come on, Dogs. Why didn't you even try that before surrendering?
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Dec 12, 2014 04:17
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21 deaths and environmental hazard as the cause of death. I can totally see this ending with you drowning or catching on fire after you killed the final boss and escaped the inevitable self destruct sequence these games always end with.
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28 deaths, final death by obnoxious eating/drinking animation time vs final boss. I can't think of a more fitting end.
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