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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I've unsubscribed like 50,000 times but Doctor Paul keeps sending me emails, the latest including a chance to win a customized AR-15 with Ron Paul's signature engraved on it. SO TO WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE: GG, YOU WIN.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ron paul 2016 or whatever

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
It was me I did it.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm the guy that the OP is referencing.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I signed you up for that thing you said.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I'm the guy that the OP is referencing.
Yes, I was referring to this poster.

Drfishback
Nov 5, 2009

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
its a sign, lowtax. you need to make a sequel to your last ron paul video

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Hello sir, have you ever thought about investing in GOLD?

GOLD prices are at RECORD HIGHS and have nowhere to go but UP!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
still waitin on my gold doubloons, 'tax

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
no one actually did, ron is emailing you to talk because he is lonely

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
A ron paul engraved AR-15 would be the ultimate SASS or "white elephant" gift.

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

a chance to win a customized AR-15 with Ron Paul's signature engraved on it.
Holy poo poo that's boss I hope you win.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Stoic Commie posted:

no one actually did, ron is emailing you to talk because he is lonely
I'm lonely but you don't see me offering to giveaway customized AR-15s with my signature engraved on them.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

It would be a major coup for Ron Paul to get Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka as a supporter.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

change your name to Paul Ron and run against him imo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Lowtax posted:

I'm lonely but you don't see me offering to giveaway customized AR-15s with my signature engraved on them.

maybe you should???

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

The Mad Archivist posted:

maybe you should???

I'm broke

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

They signed you up for Ron Paul? What the h*ck? Who would think of that? That's messed up but pretty funny :xd:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

If only you had thought to make a lot of jokes about Ron Paul already six or seven years ago!

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Should I sign you up for Nancy Pelosi's mailing list so you have a fair and balanced deluge of hysterical emails?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Maybe someone could buy Ron an account? :ohdear:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

spooky girlfriend posted:

Should I sign you up for Nancy Pelosi's mailing list so you have a fair and balanced deluge of hysterical emails?
Somebody else signed me up for Harry Reid's

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
buy gold

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You might even say that prank was... comedy gold! :xd:

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Lowtax posted:

I'm broke

ban every user to make quick cash

Rickycat fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Dec 1, 2014

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

You might even say that prank was... comedy gold! :xd:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
invite the honorable Mr Paul to guest spot on your LPs

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




your name is lowtax ron paul probably hand picked you for honorary ron paul pioneer level fundraising.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Actually I kinda want the AR-15 that sounds pretty rad

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Does Dr. Ron Paul sign his letters like Dr. Ron Paul, OBGYN or does he just use Ron or something?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Lowtax posted:

I'm broke

lowtax... more like low socioeconomic status, i mean lol!

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Rating this thread 5 gold stars because Dr. Paul wouldn't have it any other way.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lowtax posted:

Somebody else signed me up for Harry Reid's

Maybe you're just going insane and imagining that people of importance communicate with you!

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
Lowtax you have a rocket launcher you don't need an AR15.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
I think Mr.Paul send them to you personally. He just wants to get on that dilz.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
What's going on in..?
Oh god.
Oh god no.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

What's going on in..?
Oh god.
Oh god no.

i think we have a suspect

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Lowtax posted:

I've unsubscribed like 50,000 times but Doctor Paul keeps sending me emails, the latest including a chance to win a customized AR-15 with Ron Paul's signature engraved on it. SO TO WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE: GG, YOU WIN.

Ever consider he's just a fan desperate to get your attention?

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Play your cards right and he'll show you his fanfiction.

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