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mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
Its hard to call this team the worst ever when teams like the early 90s Sens and Sharks exist, but Holy poo poo they are loving Terrible.

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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

mindofme posted:

Its hard to call this team the worst ever when teams like the early 90s Sens and Sharks exist, but Holy poo poo they are loving Terrible.

Those teams at least had an excuse. The Oilers don't.



Well, besides the terrible, horrible no-good management.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
former oiler tobias reider with two shorties

can we have him back for the german connection kale kessy sucks

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE

mindofme posted:

Its hard to call this team the worst ever when teams like the early 90s Sens and Sharks exist, but Holy poo poo they are loving Terrible.

I assume you're talking about Oilers. They shouldn't be allowed any more draft picks until they stop ruining all their young players.

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

mindofme posted:

Its hard to call this team the worst ever when teams like the early 90s Sens and Sharks exist, but Holy poo poo they are loving Terrible.

It's not fair to count expansion teams because they'll always be the worst, but the fact you're making this comparison in the first place is pretty damming.

Speaking of which... :siren:

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
The best part of Tobias Rieder killing the Oilers is how that trade being a disaster for Edmonton was so predictable. They traded a guy with a solid track record of production in the OHL as a top scorer for a face puncher who will probably never make it higher than the AHL.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Oilers defence ladies and gentlemen.

Goaltending looking good this year too!

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
How long until Vasth fakes another groin injury to get out of playing behind that team?


Also, over/under on jerseys thrown tonight in Edmonton?

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




grack posted:

How long until Vasth fakes another groin injury to get out of playing behind that team?


Also, over/under on jerseys thrown tonight in Edmonton?

No jerseys, economy's gonna crash in 2015. They can't afford it.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

grack posted:

How long until Vasth fakes another groin injury to get out of playing behind that team?


Also, over/under on jerseys thrown tonight in Edmonton?

Well it didn't happen in the 7-1 loss to Chicago that I can remember.

But yeah after that 2nd shorthanded goal it was just dead silent in the arena. I think the Oilers fans are beaten down by this and you won't be getting many signs of life out of them from now on.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Screw throwing jerseys. The fans should throw dirty jockstraps at the oilers. Win or you get pelted. Motivation.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Starsfan posted:

Well it didn't happen in the 7-1 loss to Chicago that I can remember.

The fans saved their ire for the walk of shame to the locker room.

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
Ok new theory. Oilers Management as a whole are actually performance artist and they're creating an epic 12 year spanning masterpiece entitled "Despair".

It will be reviled and praised by art critics centuries from now as mold-breaking and genre-definitive at the same time.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

mindofme posted:

Ok new theory. Oilers Management as a whole are actually performance artist and they're creating an epic 12 year spanning masterpiece entitled "Despair".

It will be reviled and praised by art critics centuries from now as mold-breaking and genre-definitive at the same time.

oilers fans get depressed, persribed drugs from rexall pharmacies

im on to you katz :argh:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Ference is still an rear end in a top hat

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
How the gently caress did Mike Smith do that

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

grack posted:

Ference is still an rear end in a top hat

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

fits posted:

this is the night. I can feel it

The night for what, exactly?

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!
It's kind of confusing and really a shame that the Oilers suck so much, because they really do have some highly talented players.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

darkwolf220 posted:

The night for what, exactly?

10 in a row baby

what number does connor wear? no reason

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!

darkwolf220 posted:

The night for what, exactly?

The night the spirits of gretzky, messier and coffey inhabit their new corporeal bodies.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Goddamn 4th line couldn't score in a whore house

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks

Fateo McMurray posted:

Goddamn 4th line couldn't score in a whore house

this but the habs

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Lumius posted:

this but the habs

who gives a gently caress about the habs

gently caress the habs

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Fateo McMurray posted:

who gives a gently caress about the habs

gently caress the habs

nah, the habs are cool

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Rene Bork posted:

nah, the habs are cool

I'll never forgive them for this

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
classic paille

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Hey at least Paille got it on net that time

Bergeron you had that harghh

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Fateo McMurray posted:

I'll love them forever for this


Aw, me too buddy. :hfive:

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE
Bruins spend more time in the attacking zone while on the PK than what they usually do on the PP.
Number of surprised Bruins fans : zero.

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

Fateo McMurray posted:

Goddamn 4th line couldn't score in a whore house

I think that's what makes them the 4th line.

Shoulda scooped up Weise when he was on the market. :smug:

Shorthanded scoring chance. Classic Rando Plex :cool:

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
Jesus, I turned off the Oilers game when it was 1-0 to go give my kid a bath. I come back less than halfway through the second and it's 3-1. What the poo poo?

Starsfan posted:

Well it didn't happen in the 7-1 loss to Chicago that I can remember.
I was at that game. There was a jersey tossed during the three stars, but it wasn't reported because that's no longer news in Edmonton.



gently caress it, I got Canada's Worst Driver on the PVR.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

that was a cool sequence, despite the fact it lead to nothing.

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks

MononcQc posted:

that was a cool sequence, despite the fact it lead to nothing.

larry + sekac forever

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!

fancy stats
Sep 9, 2009

A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

MononcQc posted:

that was a cool sequence, despite the fact it lead to nothing.

That Eller/Sekac line is so good at puck possession.

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!
^^^^^^^

gently caress size, gimme puck possession

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
If the Oilers management / arena staff don't have a barrier or curtain up between that bar area and the walk back to the dressing room they are insane.

**Imagine having to make that walk 2 or 3 times a night during the intermissions and after the game. I think it would get to the point where players are faking injuries.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

:siren:

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
nose for the net :siren:

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