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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

really bad opinions in this thread

goddam

this is one

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Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Spent a good couple of days thinking about this - and it breaks down into two essential categories:

Movies my grandmother took me to at my request, but were evidently too bawdy for a grandson/grandmother to sit through:
Naked Gun (1988)
Book of Love (1990)

Bored:
Mom and Dad Save the World
1492: Conquest of Paradise
Exotica
In & Out
Inception

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
this piece of poo poo

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146496/

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
My friend and I walked out on Enemy of the State but I don't know if it was because it was actually bad or because we used to do a lot of coke at the time, and doing a few rails and then trying to sit in one place & stay quiet for a few hours was a pretty bad idea.

Heavy Petting posted:

Movies my grandmother took me to at my request, but were evidently too bawdy for a grandson/grandmother to sit through:
Naked Gun (1988)
Book of Love (1990)

Mine was White Men Can't Jump

Wintermutant fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Dec 3, 2014

Wertjoe
May 10, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

i will fight you

You can't fight me. My mom with a southern accent just died and its real sad.

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

The first Transformers movie. Worst advertisement I ever paid for.

majestic12
Sep 2, 2003

Pete likes coffee
a couple years ago I saw a movie visiting w/ family New Year's Eve at the IFC theater in NY


it was Tiny Furniture

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Rollerball

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

wait, is this the awesome 70's roller blade movie or the remake?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
I fell asleep watching The Cell in the theater

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

Regrettable posted:

Also walked out of Machete because it was terrible. It wasn't funny bad. Just bad.

the sequel has cuba gooding jr., charlie sheen and mel gibson plus the regular cast and still manages to be uninteresting. Rodriquez hasn't made a good movie since.. uh...

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
Hey guys, I'm the Internet. I walked out of that really popular movie most normal people like. Boy, that poo poo was bad. :smuggo:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

A Winner is Jew posted:



My wife and I just found out that she was infertile so to cheer her up I thought I would take her to a Pixar movie.

Worst loving mistake of my life.

if this is real then holy loving poo poo that sucks

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

ZombieParts posted:

Hey guys, I'm the Internet. I walked out of that really popular movie most normal people like. Boy, that poo poo was bad. :smuggo:

Stay mad :D

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

ZombieParts posted:

Hey guys, I'm the Internet. I walked out of that really popular movie most normal people like. Boy, that poo poo was bad. :smuggo:

the most common mentions here seem to be stuff like The Happening and Dinner for Schmucks, but ok

random thought: Guardians of the Galaxy was fun but I feel burnt out by Disney's generic Marvel formula they have going on. All the Marvel movies are essentially the same.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is the only movie I've ever walked out of in 40-whatever years of moviegoing.

I loved the show and so did my date but it was so painful we bailed after about 30 minutes. I came close to walking out on Lawnmower Man.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I am usually really hard on movies, but I though Dinner for Schmucks was funny as hell. Especially the blonde ex. Whats wrong with me?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

The Dregs posted:

I am usually really hard on movies, but I though Dinner for Schmucks was funny as hell. Especially the blonde ex. Whats wrong with me?

cancer

StdNormDist
May 2, 2010
The adventures of Pluto Nash for me. My gf at the time was working at a theater so I got in for $1 but when they started break dancing I was like "this poo poo isn't worth my time."

Bruce Boxliker
Mar 24, 2010
Last year I went to a drive in double feature stoned out of my mind. Saw superman (which was ok) but then that lovely after earth movie with will smith and his kid came on and it was so bad I drove off about 20 minutes in

Fell asleep during midnight premiere if pirates 3. Woke up to see two boats in a whirlpool shooting at each other and decided to go back to sleep

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
ive never walked out on a movie, nor fell asleep during one. i've only seen people walk out of a movie (as far as i could tell of course) during bruno, after the talking penis shot. like 5 black women left for some reason (not all in one group)

BiggestOrangeTree
May 19, 2008
Never walked out. I sat through The Covenant, The Spirit, AvP 2 and Man of Steel. The only lessons I learned was to go to the theater less often, and also depression.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I've never walked out of a theater, but I've quit watching dozens of movies partway through while at home. There's always something better to do at home, and most movies are so boring.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I walked out on Final Destination, because it was really disgusting.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Can't remember the name, was about some guy who's supposedly in college but looks way too old getting crushed on by some twink homo and inadvertently makes a girl kill herself by not liking her and then tries to commit suicide but pisses himself.

Rat Flavoured Rats
Oct 24, 2005
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-rat_flavoured_rats.gif"><br><font size=+2 color=#2266bc>I'm a little fairy girl<font size=+0> <b>^_^</b></font>
The Hunger Games because I was bored.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



star wars episode 2 is the only movie i ever walked out of.

when i finally watched it again years later i still couldn't make it through the whole thing in one sitting.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ZombieParts posted:

Hey guys, I'm the Internet. I walked out of that really popular movie most normal people like. Boy, that poo poo was bad. :smuggo:

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
When I was in college the local theater had a deal where students could see 2 movies per week completely free. So between 2003 and 2007 I saw every single movie that came out. This included Taxi with Jimmy Fallon.

I made a lot of bad decisions in college, but that was the worst.

It was packed at the beginning because of all the college kids there, and by the end of the movie there was only about 20 people left.

Saint Freak fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Dec 3, 2014

Nobby
Sep 10, 2006

Everyone cries when they're stabbed. There's no shame in that.
It was a movie where Jason Lee and someone who was supposed to be funny were trying to steal money so that Jason Lee's niece could go to Harvard? It had Harvard in the title, I think. Walked out a half hour in and took up smoking to kill time until it finished.

Am I doing this right?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Nobby posted:

It was a movie where Jason Lee and someone who was supposed to be funny were trying to steal money so that Jason Lee's niece could go to Harvard? It had Harvard in the title, I think. Walked out a half hour in and took up smoking to kill time until it finished.

Am I doing this right?

that had tom green in it right that was the movie where they went to the toy store and spray painted toy guns black on the ground in front of the staff.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
If the Lotr movies were closer to the books they'd just be those travel videos for old people where a camera slowly pans over pretty locations with no dialogue/elevator music and every once in a while a hippie comes out from behind a tree to recite a poem about birds

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Aesop Poprock posted:

If the Lotr movies were closer to the books they'd just be those travel videos for old people where a camera slowly pans over pretty locations with no dialogue/elevator music and every once in a while a hippie comes out from behind a tree to recite a poem about birds

sounds chill like something fun to watch while stoned.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TOILETLORD posted:

sounds chill like something fun to watch while stoned.

If you took one of those early 70s nature documentary filmstrips where a beardy man almost cries while talking about beech trees over the sound of a flute and you patch in some larp footage and home videos of children singing songs with made up words you'd apparently have what a few people in this thread wish The Lord of the rings movies were

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
I've never walked out of a theater mid-movie, probably due to being a loving scrooge, but some movies i have never been able to watch to the end at home.

The Men who Stare at Goats was mentioned above, what a piece of poo poo. Also despite trying at least twice, I just can't finish Blade Runner. What a snooze.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Catpain Slack posted:

I've never walked out of a theater mid-movie, probably due to being a loving scrooge, but some movies i have never been able to watch to the end at home.

The Men who Stare at Goats was mentioned above, what a piece of poo poo. Also despite trying at least twice, I just can't finish Blade Runner. What a snooze.

i liked blade runner mostly for starring at the set pieces and props.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



TOILETLORD posted:

i liked blade runner mostly for starring at the set pieces and props.

same

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Fear.com

"promise me..you won't visit that website."

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Lackey Man Ren posted:

I wish I had the stones to have walked out on the first Silent Hill movie. I dragged along a bunch of my friends. The director and writer were both competent, so I was incredibly excited. I got the chills when little Cheryl got tackled to the ground and started screaming the town's name over and over. Not the good, spooked chills you expect from a carefully crafted horror movie though; these chills were my subconscious whispering to me "you have made a mistake, you have convinced your friends to make this mistake with you, and the torture you have happily thrown yourself into will last for the rest of the night you stupid, naive bastard". Then came the pointless police chase into the wilderness. By the time the immolation scene and the barb wire rape scene came along, I was openly imploring the movie to stop. There was a lot of gorgeous-looking movie in there, but the stupid never ceased.



my girlfriend walked out of the silent hill movie because it was too scary.


in retrospect she had better taste in movies than dumb high school me.

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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

spiderman 3 cause it was real bad and i dont like bad movies

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