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Princey
Mar 22, 2013

Epic Doctor Fetus posted:

Santa Jorji - :santajorji:


Santa Jorji,
Let up on that secu-urity, for me,
I've been an awful good girl,
Santa Jorji,
So let me cross the border tonight!

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SecretSquirrel
Jun 3, 2003

Masticator


:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:

Ah winter, a wonderful time of year especially in Battleblock Theater where a blanket of snow hides the corpses of inmates provides a picturesque scene for the performers to play in.

Oh look, it's one of the Cat Guards wearing his favorite ugly Christmas sweater!:



Isn't he dapper? Here's our friend the DuckShark getting ready for a friendly game of hockey:



And even the raccoon is in the spirit:



Don't let that innocent look and hanging mistletoe fool you, those teeth are still sharp!

Maybe you'll get one of these emoticons in your stocking if you collect all the gems and get to the exit without dying!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/forgland
3rd Prize: Saint's Row 4

SecretSquirrel fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Dec 16, 2014

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Thanks to everybody who took part in my little contest. I really liked all the efforts. I realized that people weren't really digging the Siberia prize so I changed it into something new and cool.

:siren: Anyway, here are the winners - please give me your Steam IDs :siren::
  • westborn wins Distance for his crazy Black Lodge effort.
  • Gromit wins Last Inua because the idea is hilarious and its execution is really great.
  • Rupert Buttermilk wins bit Dungeon II because the story is cool and nicely written.
Thanks a lot to everybody who participated, I still have a crazy amount of work to do before Christmas but at least I'm a bit entertained :v:. See you next year, same place same time!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

:toot: Thanks, Palpek! My Steam id is in the post, but it's also right here!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/robot_cousin

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

seorin posted:

Contest #3 winners:

1st: westborn

We had a tie for third place, so we decided that you both win. westborn should get in contact with Epic Doctor Fetus

How neat is that?
That's pretty neat!

Palpek posted:

:siren: Anyway, here are the winners - please give me your Steam IDs :siren::
westborn wins Distance for his crazy Black Lodge effort.

That's neat, too!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/westborn/

Bert of the Forest
Apr 27, 2013

Shucks folks, I'm speechless. Hawf Hawf Hawf!
:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:



This holiday season, Mount Massive Asylum will turn your fears into holiday cheers! Outlast's new festive DLC is guaranteed to turn that surgically-altered frown upside down with minimum tissue damage.









http://steamcommunity.com/id/bredgentleman/

3rd place prize pick: Saints Row 4

Bert of the Forest fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Dec 18, 2014

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I will never see Outlast in the same light again.

Downs Duck
Nov 19, 2005
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free do to anything"

Jamfrost posted:

I will never see Outlast in the same light again.

Same. Those are some great contributions though. Makes my ugly Baby's First Gif stand out like a sore thumb.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Yeah I was going to try for the achievement / card contest, but nooooo way now. Good job!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Palpek posted:

[*]Gromit wins Last Inua because the idea is hilarious and its execution is really great.

Cheers mate! Last Inua looks like a really unique story so I'm looking forward to giving it a go.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gromit2096


e: ...and got it. Thanks again!

Gromit fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Dec 16, 2014

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah I was going to try for the achievement / card contest, but nooooo way now. Good job!

Still submit something! You don't need crazy skills - a fun idea can rule them all.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

astral posted:

:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:


Is there a new fake achievement creator out there, or did you do this yourself? If the latter, impressive!

EZgrease
Oct 21, 2004


:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:

Wish I knew more about Magic to make better puns but this is the best I can do at 1 in the morning.



http://steamcommunity.com/id/ssblink/
Shadowrun Dragon Fall for third.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:

I really do wish that Skyrim had more achievements. I think these would fit in well with the sandbox rear end in a top hat simulator:







Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

:toot:

I know what game I'll be making bad long-term decisions that may lead to follower death in next!

Out of curiousity, did the judges try and make all the entries :D

Kuule hain nussivan fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 16, 2014

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:

Yesterday, 15 december, :darksouls: was updated on steam and no longer uses GFWL. :toot:
To my surprise From Software seems to have added new achievements that are obtainable in the "Artorias of the Abyss" content.
I however did not expect them to be this festive:


My SteamID is here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ZeddNL/
My preferd choice should I win third place would be either Shadowrun Dragonfall or Lara Croft, I heard good stuff about both.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I was working on a (inferior, text-only) version of that! :argh:

EDIT: All I had was "Dark Coals: Get on the naughty list by brutally murdering every NPC, good and bad."

Downs Duck
Nov 19, 2005
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free do to anything"
:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:

Went for the ultimate game of them all - the meta game of Steam Sale itself:







Edit 2, update with extra, terrible content:
After some advice from Ragequit vvv I stole borrowed (hope you don't mind :ohdear: ) his The Grinch card and used it as a template. I don't have Photoshop installed on my craptop which I'm using during the Holidays, so I tried out some online photo editor, pxlr or something. Also, I need some sleep, so it's a horrible and messy rush job of the 4 ideas I had for the cards, with the Skyrim poo poo still intact, should have said "Steam Sales", and the words for Steam X, Y, Z messed up as well.

Anyway, gently caress it - for the laughs, if any, here it is:

First one I made:


Second one I made, remove the tech and replace it with God:


Third, replace tech and God with Wildcard:


Fourth and final one, replace tech, God, and Wildcard with Pawn:



http://steamcommunity.com/id/ghost_of_bukowski

If I win 3rd: Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris or Shadowrun Dragonfall, please.

Edit:

Ragequit posted:

:mario: #5: Holiday Unlocked :mario:

I really do wish that Skyrim had more achievements. I think these would fit in well with the sandbox rear end in a top hat simulator:

If you don't mind me asking, where can I find the (online?) tool/template to make fake trading cards? Had some ideas to up the effort, but couldn't find a creator/generator.

Downs Duck fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Dec 17, 2014

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Mana Scrooged, you son of a gun. Me gusta.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Downs Duck posted:

If you don't mind me asking, where can I find the (online?) tool/template to make fake trading cards? Had some ideas to up the effort, but couldn't find a creator/generator.

I just looked at a Skyrim card from the marketplace, saved the image, opened it in Photoshop, and removed the middle picture. I put that layer over whatever picture I wanted in the middle. Takes a couple of minutes to do in Photoshop. There is no card generator as far as I know.

Same goes for the achievements. I just matched up fonts the best I could in both.

Downs Duck
Nov 19, 2005
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free do to anything"

Ragequit posted:

I just looked at a Skyrim card from the marketplace, saved the image, opened it in Photoshop, and removed the middle picture. I put that layer over whatever picture I wanted in the middle. Takes a couple of minutes to do in Photoshop. There is no card generator as far as I know.

Same goes for the achievements. I just matched up fonts the best I could in both.

Thanks a lot, I'm travelling early tomorrow and really need to sleep, but will see what I can do.

Edit:
After some advice from Ragequit I stole borrowed (hope you don't mind :ohdear: ) his The Grinch card and used it as a template. I don't have Photoshop installed on my craptop which I'm using during the Holidays, so I tried out some online photo editor, pxlr or something. Also, I need some sleep, so it's a horrible and messy rush job of the 4 ideas I had for the cards, with the Skyrim poo poo still intact, should have said "Steam Sales", and the words for Steam X, Y, Z messed up as well.

Anyway, gently caress it - for the laughs, if any, here it is:

First one I made:


Second one I made, remove the tech and replace it with God:


Third, replace tech and God with Wildcard:


Fourth and final one, replace tech, God, and Wildcard with Pawn:


Enjoy, and don't throw all your rotten eggs and tomatoes at once, please. Good night!

Downs Duck fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Dec 17, 2014

westborn
Feb 25, 2010
:mario: #4: Silent Knight :mario:



http://steamcommunity.com/id/westborn/
3rd prize: Saints Row 4

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

westborn posted:

:mario: #4: Silent Knight :mario:



http://steamcommunity.com/id/westborn/
3rd prize: Saints Row 4

I've always loved your drawing skills, but you have outdone yourself here.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

westborn posted:

:mario: #4: Silent Knight :mario:



http://steamcommunity.com/id/westborn/
3rd prize: Saints Row 4

3 on the shirt
3 limbs on the teddy
3 candles
3 marks on the back of the axe
3 teeth
3 toes on each foot
3 consoles (and a handheld) destroyed

Half-Life 3 confirmed?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

westborn posted:

:mario: #4: Silent Knight :mario:



http://steamcommunity.com/id/westborn/
3rd prize: Saints Row 4

If this was Imp Zone, I'd emptyquote it, but it's not, so I have to say something nice and that's that I can no longer enter this contest because this is too good.

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009
^^^^ westborn is cleaning house in these contests.

seorin posted:

Contest #3 winners:

1st: westborn
2nd: Brother Buer
3rd: Kuule hain nussivan
Also 3rd: saucerman

We had a tie for third place, so we decided that you both win. westborn should get in contact with Epic Doctor Fetus, Brother Buer with Dementropy, and I'll be sending saucerman a copy of Shadowgate. Kuule, your prize of The Banner Saga was donated by Sandweed, but he gave us the keys to distribute, so I'll send that to you as well. Congratulations everyone!

Thank you for Shadowgate!

Downs Duck
Nov 19, 2005
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free do to anything"
Back again, now from London at my sis. Dammit westborn, putting other contributions to shame.

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

Thread seems to have quieted down quite a bit, so here's some very low-skill content!


Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Yeah, I was wondering about that.

seorin
May 23, 2005

2 Sun's Dusk (Day 78)
Of the Seven Visions of Seven Trials of the Incarnate, I have now fulfilled the Fifth Trial.
This one should be easier than the last. ...I hope. :ohdear:

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

:gifttank: For anyone interested, we have a Christmas Gift Train going on now, over in it's own thread! Come join in!

EZgrease
Oct 21, 2004


Kuule hain nussivan posted:

Thread seems to have quieted down quite a bit, so here's some very low-skill content!




25 (?) years later and that room still owns.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

seorin posted:

This one should be easier than the last. ...I hope. :ohdear:



You're nuts.

Okay I now have all of the letters solved if we're going by first name only.

It still makes no sense.

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Dec 19, 2014

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Those heavy bearded fellows are from The Banner Saga.

http://stoicstudio.com/characters/
http://bannersaga.gamepedia.com/Characters

Row 2 Picture 11 is Rook
Row 4 Picture 5 is Hakon
Row 5 Picture 2 is Ekkill
Row 6 Picture 10 is Vognir
Row 8 Picture 7 is Iver

Portal
Row 2 Picture 3 is GLaDOS.
Row 5 Picture 11 is Wheatley.

Kerbal Space Program
Row 2 Picture 6 is Bob Kerman
Row 8 Picture 8 is Jebediah Kerman.

Jamfrost fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Dec 19, 2014

Princey
Mar 22, 2013
What I've got so far (incorporating the above Banner Saga characters):

code:
- - P R M - H G - G -
R - G - - B - - - - R
- - - - S - W - S Z -
S - - Z H - - - Z - -
- E S - - - - - - - W
M - - - - - - - S V -
- S - - - L - C - M I
- - - S - - I J - S -
- - - - C - - E - - -
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Peashooter (Plants vs. Zombies)
Rusk (Bastion)
Meat Boy (Super Meat Boy)
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Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
Gandhi (Civilization V)
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Gomez (Fez)
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Raz/Razputin (Psychonauts)
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GlaDOS (Portal)
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Bob Kerman (Kerbal Space Program)
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Rook (The Banner Saga)

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Sasha Nein (Psychonauts)
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Wall-Nut (Plants vs. Zombies)
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Scout (Team Fortress 2)
Zia (Bastion)
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Spy (Team Fortress 2)
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Zombie (Plants vs. Zombies)
Hakon (The Banner Saga)
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Zulf (Bastion)
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Ekkill (The Banner Saga)
Sulik (Fallout 2)
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Wheatley (Portal 2)

Montezuma (Civilization V)
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Sunflower (Plants vs. Zombies)
Vognir (The Banner Saga)
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Squash (Plants vs. Zombies)
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Lili (Psychonauts)
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Catherine the Great (Civilization V)
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Medic (Team Fortress 2)
Isaac (The Binding of Isaac)

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Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
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Iver (The Banner Saga)
Jebadiah Kerman (Kerbal Space Program)
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Squirt (Bastion)
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Chomper (Plants vs. Zombies)
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Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
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Edit: Added the Kermans, I knew they were from Kerbal Space Program, but I couldn't tell them apart.

Princey fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Dec 19, 2014

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



I'll just be the first one to admit I recognize these. :v:
1-2 Is Jaina Proudmore (World of Warcraft)
4-10 is Sylvanas Windrunner (World of Warcraft)
5-1 is Phrophet Velen (World of Warcraft)
6-5 is either Lor'themar Theron or Keal'Thas Sunstrider (World of Warcraft)
7-9 Is Vol'Jin (World of Warcraft)
9-4 is Bolvar Fordragon (World of Warcraft)

In addition to that:
1-6 is Mike Thorton (Alpha Protocol)
3-4 is the Princess, I don't know her name. (Braid)
4-11 is Sie (Alpha Protocol)
8-1 might be a Hoodlum from Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havok
8-9 is Yancy Westridge (Alpha Protocol)
9-2 is Conrad Marburg (Alpha Protocol)

Otherwise I don't really know any new ones.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

5-7 is Stephen Heck from Alpha Protocol.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
For the Costume Quest ones

9-9 is Dorsilla
5-5 is Wren
1-1 is Reynold
6-11 is Lucy
7-3 is Everett

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Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
2-9 Drools (Wasteland)
6-8 Myron (Fallout)
7-4 Harold (Fallout)
9-7 Marcus (Fallout 2)

Fart of Presto fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Dec 19, 2014

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