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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




uk also spent millions trying to block websites without understanding that it was impossible to do it successfully

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I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
the ultimate bondage. the more they're denying me the more i'm spurtin'

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
You would think euros would learn considering their governments puts them in jail for twitter comments they don't like. But they just threaten the US with terrors instead

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

krampster2 posted:

Get me a job on the board that has to watch all the porn and decide if it's okay or not.

would you really want porn to be work

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whats the status on cakefarts, allowed or no?

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Honestly this is feminism run amok, all the more reason the creation of sexbots need to move up on the priority list.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
brits are retarded, news at 11

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

chaosbreather posted:

would you really want porn to be work

only if i get to watch it in a room by myself and i get to take in an onahole, lube and a sock

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



It's really sexist that cucking isn't on the list.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all crime is committed by the living, btw

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

quakster posted:

all crime is committed by the living, btw

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Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

Nice clickbait thread title, like the UK government has any say at all on what you can see on the internet. They can't even ban the pirate bay what the gently caress they gonna do about a billion constantly changing porn sites???

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Al Cowens posted:

Any porn involving British women is inherently deviant and obscene since they're so universally unattractive.

i bought way too many lad's mags in my teenage years to know this is bullshit

feld
Feb 11, 2008

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

The UK is really "knuckling under" from pressure to protect the childrens

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Baker Street Robbery Article posted:

Robert Rowlands was a ham radio operator who lived on a fifth floor flat on Wimpole Street.[3] He overheard conversations between the robbers and their rooftop lookout at 11:15 pm.[3] He contacted local police, who did not take him seriously and tape recorded the conversations while the robbery was in progress, but there was insufficient information to identify which bank was being robbed.

goons are forever

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

How is urination dangerous

Like do people drown every year making watersports stuff and the porn industry just covers it up?

Good on you England, fighting the good fight against Big Porn

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Good.

Porn sucks. The real threat is still anime, though.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




suffocated by a muff

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

hemale in pain posted:

suffocated by a muff

It'd be worth it to have that on your death certificate.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Urine is better than 90% of british food. Sorry but it's just kind of ironic.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Roy posted:

Urine is better than 90% of british food. Sorry but it's just kind of ironic.

Which brings up a good question: What food fetishes?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
honest question, what happens if youre loving a girl in england and she ejaculates... but you were recording it on your phone?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

honest question, what happens if youre loving a girl in england and she ejaculates... but you were recording it on your phone?

mi5 will bust down your door, and drag you into the street and shoot you.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
good assassination plot imo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
but ugly british women sitting on ugly british faces is my fetish????

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Roy posted:

Urine is better than 90% of british food. Sorry but it's just kind of ironic.
i tried some chinese noodles that tasted like urine. are british chinese noodles better?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
and so britain slides ever closer to its inevitable dystopian future

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
dis nigga

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
every visiting british male professor i've had in uni has been a neurotic weirdo weakling with bottle bottom glasses who probably gets a good paddling from his voluptous wife every evening after tea. so sad that those profs don't have access to domestically produced bdsm smut anymore back home!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




can someone find me a single porn which has all the banned things in, i mean all of them, so i can break the law while rubbing my dick

the list:

quote:

Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning, and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence;" activities that can be classed as "life-endangering," such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation
.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

TOILETLORD posted:

mi5 will bust down your door, and drag you into the street and shoot you.

Who Dares Wins

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

hemale in pain posted:

can someone find me a single porn which has all the banned things in, i mean all of them, so i can break the law while rubbing my dick

the list:
.

I found one for you, in an ironic twist of fate it's from the UK and is offline cruella.com leading to https://www.rh-media.com/message.html

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
fisting is only allowed if done by cameron.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
btw. the uk's many,many attempts to censor the internet is just too much.

how embarrassing.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
joke's on you i've already started transcribing the porn

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


hemale in pain posted:

suffocated by a muff

muffocated, come on man.

no wait don't, that might be illegal.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Baba Ganoush posted:

I found one for you, in an ironic twist of fate it's from the UK and is offline cruella.com leading to https://www.rh-media.com/message.html

quote:

Our websites are being redeveloped from the ground up. This includes new servers, hardware and software upgrades.

This restructure and testing is likely to take several weeks to complete. Keep checking back for latest updates on progress.

wtf

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Hey Cameron, I'm fisting myself with all my knuckles and choking myself too. And what, like?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

DrPossum posted:

i wish they had done this before Scotland's vote of independence so we could maybe keep a few redheads ejaculating on each other after fisting with all knuckles

Let's take a moment to consider the stupidity of the Scottish race, and acknowledge that they deserve everything that happens to them now.

Al Cowens posted:

Any porn involving British women is inherently deviant and obscene since they're so universally unattractive.

I thought you liked fat women?

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Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Will I be arrested if someone tricks me into looking at goatse, again?

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