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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

quote:

As of today, the Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 comes into force, amending the 2003 Communications Act. All Video on Demand (VoD) services must now comply with this. Content is no longer permissible if it cannot be classified as an R18, according to guidelines laid out by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).

That means this: last Friday, the team only had to contend with the usual, run-of-the-mill nasty stuff—content that either incited hatred or could "impair" children (whatever that means). From today, however, they've got all kinds of evil to suppress; from now on, VoD porn—online porn you still pay for, essentially—must fall in line with what's available on DVD. That means that British pornography producers will no longer be able to offer content online that couldn't be bought in a sex shop.

quote:

Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning, and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence;" activities that can be classed as "life-endangering," such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation.

that's all the stuff i like, except for female ejaculation which is hosed up. so glad to be living in the united states of good porn instead of the united kindom of insane sexual repression.

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Drag all Tories from their homes and slit their throats. Their families too.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Tsinava posted:

Drag all Tories from their homes and slit their throats. Their families too.

can you explain this to me

they call it the english vice for a reason i know y'all are squirting vaginas in each other faces and whipping each other bloody like every night across the pond how does this poo poo even happen???

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i actually don't know anything about the U.K. or weird porn stuff. i just hate tories

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

fanged wang posted:

and female ejaculation

lmbo

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





female ejaculation is illegal in Britain now? Now you're just gonna be a nation full of unsatisfied women.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Cowman posted:

female ejaculation is illegal in Britain now? Now you're just gonna be a nation full of unsatisfied women.

they already are

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
pissing is illegal but making GBS threads is fine

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Cowman posted:

female ejaculation is illegal in Britain now? Now you're just gonna be a nation full of unsatisfied women.

im pretty sure in most squirting porn the girls are just pissing all over the place anyways. if pissing's illegal then i'm glad they're consistent

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Cowman posted:

female ejaculation is illegal in Britain now? Now you're just gonna be a nation full of unsatisfied women.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

and female ejaculation

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

fanged wang posted:

quote:

From today, however, they've got all kinds of evil to suppress; from now on, VoD porn—online porn you still pay for, essentially

heh.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




i read that too. who pays for porn?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
isnt facesitting also called "queening"

i thought brits love the queen

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

sucks to be you guys I guess

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

fanged wang posted:

that's all the stuff i like, except for female ejaculation which is hosed up. so glad to be living in the united states of good porn instead of the united kindom of insane sexual repression.

what is even the point

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

FordPRefectLL posted:

isnt facesitting also called "queening"

i thought brits love the queen

it's brits, when they say they love something they really mean that they don't and actually in fact hate the thing

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
satisfying as it is to blame the tories for this and everything else, I think every political party except for possibly the Liberals is solidly in favour of this loving imbecile nonsense

actually maybe ukip aren't either, lammo

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
But the penis itself is an object associated with violence, that doesn't leave a lot of porn left.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
those vod services do brisk business for niche stuff. finding siterips and tube sites that aren't just malware links is something i'm sure we're all extremely deft at but to a non digital native it's a minefield

you all know a guy who takes his computer to the shop to get the hard drive wiped like every six months because he can't figure out porn, usually people with outdoorsy hobbies

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This is my request to be on the board that decides what's good porn or not all week long. I might even put in ot. Tia

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
taking away a freedom of something you just dont like "for the children" is the most obvious lie

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
Betting this will just be a boon to the folks who distribute the really dark poo poo.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Boogaleeboo posted:

But the penis itself is an object associated with violence, that doesn't leave a lot of porn left.

I wonder if that'll make rear end-to-rear end illegal

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

gary oldmans diary posted:

taking away a freedom of something you just dont like "for the children" is the most obvious lie

mods, please ban this poster

for the children

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Reminder that Britain is the country that rear end hosed India so hard they still have aftershock gang rapes

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
please tell me at least one heroic and brave rep made a stirring defense of good porn

you brits act all high and mighty but i bet dennis kucinich or al franken would be like i beat my wife and it's fuckin hot and take a strong stand for their constituents

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i started choking laughing and crying when i got to "female ejaculation"

:lol: what crusty old loving british dude got cucked by a group of bbcs that made his wife gush like old faithful. that aint right

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Reminder that Britain is the country that rear end hosed India so hard they still have aftershock gang rapes

Churchill only did a 20% strength Holocaust, I don't know why everyone's complaining so much.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Good.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

fanged wang posted:

that's all the stuff i like, except for female ejaculation which is hosed up. so glad to be living in the united states of good porn instead of the united kindom of insane sexual repression.

porn is a disease on the mind

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im masturbating

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

lonesomedwarf posted:

im masturbating

I'm taking you to the jolly old jail mate!!!

dk2m
May 6, 2009
as a goon i feel like i am well qualified to be britains anti porn removal guy where do i apply

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
how long till their porn gets censored like japan.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



What kind of terrible human being doesn't love female ejaculation? (besides the OP)


EDIT: Does this at least mean Paige Turnah gets to live and work in the US forever now?

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Dec 2, 2014

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Tsinava posted:

Drag all Tories from their homes and slit their throats. Their families too.

I'm pretty sure they just made jerking off to it illegal, so I don't see the point.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Iamblikhos posted:

I'm pretty sure they just made jerking off to it illegal, so I don't see the point.

for them maybe :fap:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i bet the queens a squirter

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Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i bet the queens a squirter

Well, she is getting on in years...

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