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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ZWKn6JBxg

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Julien Blanc Must Die

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
hey baby i got a eggroll in my pocket.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Hey pretty moma san you ever tup tim?

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Hey there hot stuff. How bout I take you back to my place and you can go peepee in my coke all night long?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
lol

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'm three inches that's like 7 for you

i got a 401k

just loving order one with a credit card

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIvgSc3BEa0

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
There was this guy at work that I really didn't like for various reasons and he said he dates Asian girls pretty much exclusively. This is totally fine if thats what you're into but I didn't like this guy so I made up a story about how I read a study that found that white males attracted to Asian girls are more likely to be pedophiles.

Well he went ballistic and starts freaking out that I'm calling him a pedophile and that maybe I should keep these loving studies to myself and generally carrying on. I calmy told him that the numbers don't lie and to not hate me for simply presenting statistical data and he kept losing it and making a general scene in front of everyone.

Maybe they should conduct a study

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
lol that guy got owned.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

There was this guy at work that I really didn't like for various reasons and he said he dates Asian girls pretty much exclusively. This is totally fine if thats what you're into but I didn't like this guy so I made up a story about how I read a study that found that white males attracted to Asian girls are more likely to be pedophiles.

Well he went ballistic and starts freaking out that I'm calling him a pedophile and that maybe I should keep these loving studies to myself and generally carrying on. I calmy told him that the numbers don't lie and to not hate me for simply presenting statistical data and he kept losing it and making a general scene in front of everyone.

Maybe they should conduct a study

you marry em because if they aint american born they will out live you and take care of you to their own detriment. get a pillopeno wife.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Tsinava posted:

lol that guy got owned.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
My friend is married to a girl from Japan and I dated some of her friends. Other than not being fat and decent in the sack, I don't really see the long-term appeal. That whole submissive personality thing gets old and boring.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

natetimm posted:

My friend is married to a girl from Japan and I dated some of her friends. Other than not being fat and decent in the sack, I don't really see the long-term appeal. That whole submissive personality thing gets old and boring.

sound like a beta, need to date your mom so you feel dominated

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
what about white gay men hitting on asyums?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

TOILETLORD posted:

sound like a beta, need to date your mom so you feel dominated

Call me crazy but I like it if the girl I'm dating can be a pain in the rear end at times. It's more interesting than "constantly bowing arm candy".

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

watched on mute

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMJI1Dw83Hc

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

natetimm posted:

Call me crazy but I like it if the girl I'm dating can be a pain in the rear end at times. It's more interesting than "constantly bowing arm candy".

bowing for a plowing.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

bhpn will never stop being funny to me.

try to find the prostitute story if you can. that one's a laugh and half.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

asians own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz2p5nk-X-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk0abbYgXQ

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrqVfseKStc&t=224s

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
the only asian video worth watching is the one where the lady gets like 30 popsicles up her vagina.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Every Hard Gay video

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
dim sum banging titties babe

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
haha

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j_wQQZY-OE

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Frostwerks posted:

dim sum banging titties babe


Hey momma ready for me to wok your world?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

lol if you are white and even have to hit on an asian to get her to go out with you

unless you are disgusting then i guess your whiteness doesn't help

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I keep hitting on asylums.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
haha this is the most uncomfortable poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSip9XVwOCE

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Too boku

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax

Hexel posted:

Too boku

It ain't too god drat boku.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I want you to boku my pico

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006
of course she has cats

BeanBandit
Mar 15, 2001

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Al Cowens posted:

haha this is the most uncomfortable poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSip9XVwOCE

closed it as soon as i saw the title.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Bert Roberge posted:

I keep hitting on asylums.

They are good at making you feel at home :unsmith:

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006

Al Cowens posted:

haha this is the most uncomfortable poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSip9XVwOCE

yeah "hit on" girls who don't even understand what the gently caress you're saying

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
and are clearly uncomfortable and want nothing to do with you

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