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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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snipe

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
a lot of youtube history cleaning tonight

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

I stopped watching at "I was going through tumblr and..."
Can someone give me the Cliff's Notes or should I just move on?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Al Cowens posted:

haha this is the most uncomfortable poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSip9XVwOCE

hahahahaha oh nooooooo

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
"gently caress it maybe if I just yell random numbers we can edit it in post like I got her phone"

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
lol she thinks shes one of the cute asians white guys go for

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
haha she thinks japanese women want some chankoro pig speaking for them

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008


Tables, dude!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Dec 2, 2014

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxpVB_ojfXk

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I can't stop looking at the protrusion of flesh hanging out between her legs.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVBsUX-zCM

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ArbitraryC posted:

I can't stop looking at the protrusion of flesh hanging out between her legs.

its called a george lucas

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

lulu

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i wanna have sex with asian girls. i am also a pedophile though.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

logical phalluses posted:

i wanna have sex with asian girls. i am also a pedophile though.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

logical phalluses posted:

i wanna have sex with asian girls. i am also a pedophile though.

but..you don't have an anime avatar :confused:

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

natetimm posted:

Call me crazy but I like it if the girl I'm dating can be a pain in the rear end at times.

Pegging is cool. For real.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Asian MILFs are awesome, as are MILFs of any ethnicity.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Excelzior posted:

but..you don't have an anime avatar :confused:

don't i?

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.


hosed dis bitch last tuesday

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
i like asian guys, but I always feel like i have to be vers with them to not be racist when, let's admit it, you mostly just want to gently caress a cute asian boyhole.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

now thats what im talking about

fat asian bitches

keep em coming

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Business Octopus posted:

i like asian guys, but I always feel like i have to be vers with them to not be racist when, let's admit it, you mostly just want to gently caress a cute asian boyhole.

fact: asians are androgynous

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Top City Homo posted:

now thats what im talking about

fat asian bitches

keep em coming
Look in the hell thread.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3664066&userid=61048

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

rip good thread

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

lowtax is watching muh nig

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Baba Ganoush posted:

lowtax is watching muh nig

look at this guy reminding me of my many failures so far in this thread.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I'm the guy in the back when that asian chick is talk to the white dude in the park.

Just looking from a far, thinking of pokemon.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I like it when she says "a pizza pie :d:"

Korthal
May 26, 2011


Isn't this the girl that tried to get colbert cancelled?

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

TOILETLORD posted:

look at this guy reminding me of my many failures so far in this thread.

I was just worried about the pedo comment (not protecting him)

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...
ugly
fat
has a man's voice

0/10 wouldn't even poke at with a 10 foot stick

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
So I tried this out and it worked! But the whole time the girl just kept moaning "Pika Pika!" during sex. Now I've played through every single pokemon game and raised all my pokemon to incredibly high levels! I went to the local Gamestop to talk to the purple haired girl behind the counter about it and she gave me a free pack of Pokemon cards with her number written on the back of them. I think she's gaslighting me.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Aferisan posted:



hosed dis bitch last tuesday

i'm too xenophobic to gently caress a bitch like dat

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
Most Asian lovers are not pedos, but a whole lot of pedo lovers go after Asians.

I lived in China for a while, and whenever I talk about it with a creepy white dude, they almost always ask me about how Asian women "really work" and how easy it is to have a young girlfriend there.

I guess lots of pedos are racists :shrug:

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX19-S4-V54

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Hey baby, when we go to an asian buffet, I take all I want, but I eat all I take. No food waster here. Your parents would be impressed.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
This woman is way to smart and mouthy to ever date. You can tell she's a biatch. Peekachu!

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ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
They say Asians make good "beginner girlfriends", but try as I might I can't seem to get any dates with them. Does anyone have advice on getting to that first step?

They are nicer to me than fat girls, in general (who also won't date me), so I know I'm headed in the right direction. Any help is appreciated.

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