Worst goon meet of all time?

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Think Thin!: Sep 17, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

Ban al cowens and really anyone who posts in hellthread

:snype:

# ? Dec 3, 2014 22:25

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# ? May 11, 2024 00:55

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

OldSenileGuy posted:

I hosted a giant goon meet at my parents house in the summer of 2001 when I was like 17 and it was pretty awesome. Goons flew in from a few different places around the country to attend. Only a few of them are still around.

One of the things I remember most about that party is two goons whose name I don't remember that I had spoken to about coming, but they never showed up. One of them I told him I'd pick him up at the train station and gave him my phone number. Never got a call. Turns out he took the train up from nyc to the station (a ~1.5 hour ride), no one was there waiting for him, so he got back on the train and went home.

The other one either wrote down my address wrong or I accidentally gave it to him wrong. It wasn't totally off, but the address was 127 main St and he had 129 main St. He showed up to 129 main St, knocked on the door, they told him there was no party there. He then looked at the house across the street with a ton of cars in the driveway, music blaring from the house, and people obviously partying in the backyard....and proceeded to get back in his car and go home.

Lots of goons are cool, but lots of goons are loving weird, too.

This is the same poo poo as people who say "why isn't anyone making any effort to talk to me?" Don't be a lazy socially awkward retard.

Also, lol

# ? Dec 3, 2014 22:41

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

I went to a couple of meets back in 05-06 in Philly, hosted by some guy who looked like Dave Attell. They weren't too bad, about 15 people each time

# ? Dec 3, 2014 23:20

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

its this thread, isnt it

this one right here

# ? Dec 3, 2014 23:29

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

let's have a goon meet itt

# ? Dec 3, 2014 23:31

jerk1000: Dec 3, 2014

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmCjdKio8NE

# ? Dec 3, 2014 23:34

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

jerk1000 posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmCjdKio8NE

its weird these guys look a whole lot nerdier than the people who did the gbs video chat thing in general

# ? Dec 3, 2014 23:36

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON GOONCON

WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON GOONCON

WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON GOONCON

# ? Dec 3, 2014 23:38

Syd Midnight: Sep 23, 2005

Neurosis posted:

who was the guy who stole doorknobs at the first goonmeet he went to before upgrading to stealing women's underwear at later meets

Nightmarez. He then upgraded to sexually assaulting women, and then (according to fyad) transitioned to female. So whether thats true or not, theres some great stories there from anyone who remembers

# ? Dec 4, 2014 00:07

owl milk: Jun 28, 2011

seems like us second generation guys arent as hosed up as past goons so a goon meet might be fun imo

# ? Dec 4, 2014 00:26

Serious Party Gods: Apr 2, 2009

Syd Midnight posted:

Nightmarez. He then upgraded to sexually assaulting women, and then (according to fyad) transitioned to female. So whether thats true or not, theres some great stories there from anyone who remembers

I remember him licking some grody redhead's boob in front of a bunch of people... This was the same girl that Geckolio famously flips off. Was this Vegas?

E: '01

# ? Dec 4, 2014 01:15

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

OldSenileGuy posted:

I hosted a giant goon meet at my parents house in the summer of 2001 when I was like 17 and it was pretty awesome. Goons flew in from a few different places around the country to attend. Only a few of them are still around.

One of the things I remember most about that party is two goons whose name I don't remember that I had spoken to about coming, but they never showed up. One of them I told him I'd pick him up at the train station and gave him my phone number. Never got a call. Turns out he took the train up from nyc to the station (a ~1.5 hour ride), no one was there waiting for him, so he got back on the train and went home.

The other one either wrote down my address wrong or I accidentally gave it to him wrong. It wasn't totally off, but the address was 127 main St and he had 129 main St. He showed up to 129 main St, knocked on the door, they told him there was no party there. He then looked at the house across the street with a ton of cars in the driveway, music blaring from the house, and people obviously partying in the backyard....and proceeded to get back in his car and go home.

Lots of goons are cool, but lots of goons are loving weird, too.

Hahaha. I remember once back around 2001-2002 when I was still in college and invited a couple of the other goons on campus over to hang out and drink since I had some folks over for my birthday. The next day I got a PM from somebody telling me that he had apparently driven to the campus from like half an hour out, and rather than ring the doorbell for my suite, instead opted to walk around outside yelling "SA GOONS WHERE ARE YOU" for a few minutes before giving up and going home.

raditts fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Dec 4, 2014

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:29

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

raditts posted:

Hahaha. I remember once back around 2001-2002 when I was still in college and invited a couple of the other goons on campus over to hang out and drink since I had some folks over for my birthday. The next day I got a PM from somebody telling me that he had apparently driven to the campus from like half an hour out, and rather than ring the doorbell for my suite, instead opted to walk around outside yelling "SA GOONS WHERE ARE YOU" for a few minutes before giving up and going home.

hhahahaha

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:31

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Haam posted:

seems like us second generation guys arent as hosed up as past goons so a goon meet might be fun imo

SA at this point is a bunch of programmer nerds in their 20s or 30s do you really want to meet that kind of person in real life

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:31

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

shyduck posted:

I went to a couple of meets back in 05-06 in Philly, hosted by some guy who looked like Dave Attell. They weren't too bad, about 15 people each time

I think that was Leland Gaunt. He was a cool guy and a good host, haven't seen him post around here in years.

Heavy Petting posted:

I remember him licking some grody redhead's boob in front of a bunch of people... This was the same girl that Geckolio famously flips off. Was this Vegas?

E: '01

I think the first Vegas gooncon was '02. The redhead you're thinking of was RabidHamster.

Why do I remember these things. Why do I know these things.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:33

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

That guy who hosted the Tokyo goon meets who was really angry and adamant that everybody follow a very rigid set of rules and etiquette including wives and girlfriends being banned and punished rule breakers by making a lot of noise with an air horn

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:33

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Al Cowens posted:

That guy who hosted the Tokyo goon meets who was really angry and adamant that everybody follow a very rigid set of rules and etiquette including wives and girlfriends being banned and punished rule breakers by making a lot of noise with an air horn

the way of the goonurai may seem odd to outsiders, but they actually have a very rich culture

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:34

owl milk: Jun 28, 2011

eh prob not im way cooler than most all goons ive seen tbh

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:36

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Robo Reagan posted:

the way of the goonurai may seem odd to outsiders, but they actually have a very rich culture

It wasn't super passive honorific Japanese yamato etiquette it was "cater to my idiosyncratic anxieties and autism and OCD" etiquette

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:37

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

realtalk if someone hosted a goonmeet around Dallas, I would totally show. I think meeting up with posting pals in real life is an experience worth attending, no matter what horrible autistic poo poo will happen. Morbid goonmeets seem like the only kind of goonmeets.

y'all scared

# ? Dec 4, 2014 06:30

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

Al Cowens posted:

It wasn't super passive honorific Japanese yamato etiquette it was "cater to my idiosyncratic anxieties and autism and OCD" etiquette

yeah that dude wasn't running the three i went to because they were chill as gently caress

# ? Dec 4, 2014 07:26

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

Lol Al Cowens lurks meet threads he doesn't go to.

And gets super mad about them.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 07:37

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

If you keep typing and thinking "mad" over and over wishing and hoping I guess it might happen through magic psychokinesis powers.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 07:53

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch: Aug 8, 2005; Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

I stopped reading at page 3. Who the gently caress is Sabel?

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:20

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

I stopped reading at page 3. Who the gently caress is Sabel?

Oh you don't know? You better ask somebody! (I don't know)

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:25

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

I stopped reading at page 3. Who the gently caress is Sabel?

Sabel is generally a cool dude and I once watched him put his bra on his head at my command. However, right now he is not being very chill. Sad!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:26

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

I stopped reading at page 3. Who the gently caress is Sabel?

Sheng-ji Yang

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:26

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

i'm saleb

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:27

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Who the gently caress still has an Al-Aqsa tag in an account registered in 2014

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:30

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

"My gift to industry is the genetically engineered worker, or Genejack. Specially designed for labor, the Genejack's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to perform his duties. Tyranny, you say? How can you tyrannize someone who cannot feel pain?"

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:32

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Al Cowens posted:

Who the gently caress still has an Al-Aqsa tag in an account registered in 2014

Hahahaha, I had no idea what the gently caress you were talking about for a second, and then it updated.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:33

Egoist: Aug 19, 2010; Love myself today
Let you go today; Lipstick Apathy

I went to a few goon meets. Hung out with Ornery Bean/labyrinth once.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 09:33

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch: Aug 8, 2005; Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

I went to a local small scale goon meet once. it was Ok.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 09:34

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

October Revolution posted:

I went to a few goon meets. Hung out with Ornery Bean/labyrinth once.

Wish I could chill with the OB, and hear more about her disgusting weird threesomes with her boyfriend and other goons and the time she was naked and tripped and somehow her dog got all up in it and how each one of these stories was like 2 chapters of a goosebumps book long and structured similarly despite how they were presented as light humous anecdotes

# ? Dec 4, 2014 10:28

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Wish I could chill with the OB, and hear more about her disgusting weird threesomes with her boyfriend and other goons and the time she was naked and tripped and somehow her dog got all up in it and how each one of these stories was like 2 chapters of a goosebumps book long and structured similarly despite how they were presented as light humous anecdotes

...What

# ? Dec 4, 2014 13:58

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

tripped, fell, landed on pet's penis

# ? Dec 4, 2014 21:00

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

Wish I could chill with the OB, and hear more about her disgusting weird threesomes with her boyfriend and other goons and the time she was naked and tripped and somehow her dog got all up in it and how each one of these stories was like 2 chapters of a goosebumps book long and structured similarly despite how they were presented as light humous anecdotes

I never ever want to meet any of you people.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 21:07

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

BONGHITZ posted:

tripped, fell, landed on pet's penis

Most falls involving bestiality occur in the home.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 21:10

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Keep misreading title as 'Worst goon of all time' and thinking someone made another thread about me :anttony:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 22:26

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BeepBoopBatman: Apr 21, 2008

CaptainScraps posted:

Oh man one or two more.

So in 2010 there was a halloween party in Dallas. We proceeded to get insanely drunk and I picked up a deviled egg from a food tray and hucked it at Jerry_Rudd, who no longer posts. Jerry_Rudd started throwing flour back and hit another goon whose forum name I forget. That dude is drunk and he reaches into the barbecue pit and starts throwing lit loving coals at people.

And then they burn down the host's above-ground pool.

And then the army vets get on the roof and start lighting fireworks and throwing them at people, so the party hosts calls the cops. And the vets proceed to throw lit fireworks at them.

That was a good party. There was also one where slay (RIP) more or less passed out curled around the toilet and just waved at people and told them to poop around him.

There was the original awful shots, wherein you would make the worst shots for other people and they would drink them. This is a game that evolved throughout the years, culminating in a blender and things that aren't meant to be drank, like mudslide mix, gin and an entire smoked fish. The only time someone puked was when we mixed everything red in the fridge together.

God goonmeets were fun as hell.

I remember the Dallas goonmeet that was also supposed to double as goon thanksgiving and someone brought an entire boiled pig head.

Then there was the BBQ one where some creepy drunk goon kept following this chick upstairs and then fell down the stairs after passing out.

Then there was the one where Kumo caught the tarantula.

And the one where everyone showed up and put Battlestar Galactica or Dr. Who or some poo poo on a big projector screen and half the people just turned around and left.

Those were the days.

BeepBoopBatman fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Dec 5, 2014

# ? Dec 5, 2014 06:27

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