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What isse should Saved by the Bell have addressed?
School Shootings
Screech is trans
Rape
Lisa gets called the N word
drugs again
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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

snorting meth at school then having a threeway in the bathroom

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fingerbanging esp getting cuts in your vagina from being fingerbanged too hard

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

surprising your friends and relatives by putting shrooms in their food

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
sweet tea these themes are alittle "adult" for the intended audience of saved by the bell

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
more appropriate for the pornographic parody "craved by the bell" maybe

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mr belding's pornography addiction. it's fat chicks

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
cyber bullying

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
irritable bowel syndrome

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
plugging research chemicals

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Volume posted:

A racisim episode would have been pretty cool. I mean Boy Meets World had that one episode where Cory called Shaun a wop to prove a point, why can't Lisa get called a friend of the family?

Family matters did it. true story. First time I can remember hearing the word

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Lisa finds screech's piss jug under the bleachers.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Obligatory Nazi-Themed Alternate Dimension Episode

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

AC Slater becoming part of a pyramid scheme and bankrupting the entire cast with it

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

the new pleb posted:

Lisa finds screech's piss jug under the bleachers.

Is Screech butt hashing or is he just hiding piss because he's a weirdo?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
screech's circumcised cock

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
principal belding was a rapist

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
he raped screech

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
belding did not rape screech

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the fact that sitting on a chair backwards can give you back trouble later in life

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

screech exposing himself to different women around town and going to prison as a sex offender

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
mario lopez and the white guy do things to screech that are not appropriate

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
Screech boils his own piss and semen and uses it as pheromone cologne to attract Lisa. It works.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

zack arrested for sexting a 17 year old. decides he's sticking to his old non-camera phone from now on, then they decide to let him go

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
on the subject of boiling semen screech accidentally boils the jar of cum he put a my little pony doll into

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ShaqDiesel posted:

Is Screech butt hashing or is he just hiding piss because he's a weirdo?

The latter. He manages to pass it off as an artistic protest, "Screech's bleacher feature" before inciting a riot. Later, mr. Belding is beaten to death by hammers in the ensuing revolution.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Leroy Dennui posted:

The feminist girl starring in Showgirls.

This one.

Also they need to make another Showgirls. Pretty sure Elizabeth Berkeley is still hot.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Insider trading

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Kim Kardashian's Secret Weapon: The Bodysuit


Scarlett Johansson Got Hitched in a Secret Ceremony


Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger Went on a Romantic Date

We tried a Microfiber Hair Towel, Here’s the Low Down:
Showers will never be the same again.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Traumatic masturbation.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Lisa needs braces.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

funny how many of these involve screech being raped or killed. seeing as he was the nerd of the show im gonna guess goons are just projecting

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

fracking for oil underneath the school

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

the new pleb posted:

Maybe have it explain away ms bliss leaving bayside.

Maybe do an episode on gilfs and get a toofer.

Miss Bliss was never in Bayside fool, everyone used to be in Indiana for some reason. In the same building.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

babypolis posted:

funny how many of these involve screech being raped or killed. seeing as he was the nerd of the show im gonna guess goons are just projecting

I saw Dustin Diamond do stand-up once and I can understand where they are coming from.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
The rape of Nanking

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

babypolis posted:

funny how many of these involve screech being raped or killed. seeing as he was the nerd of the show im gonna guess goons are just projecting

i think it's more that he turned into a total d-bag irl and actually gave a girl a dirty sanchez on video in his 'porn' or whatever it was

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Guancho posted:

i think it's more that he turned into a total d-bag irl and actually gave a girl a dirty sanchez on video in his 'porn' or whatever it was

:stare:

At least Elizabeth Berkeley went on to do great things...






























... like Showgirls.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Please add "the dangers of trading commodities on margin" to the OP. Zach and company wound up costing their teacher a new sports car because...

Wait, now that I think about it why would she bail them out?

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
Slater's rep is ruined when Zach and Kelly see him eating ham and pineapple pizza. Slater then hangs himself.

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Girls in video games not being ugly enough

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