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klapman posted:i dont care if its disgusting for me to want this, i really want it It comes with little holes in the top so you can rip off the crust and then spread the ranch dressing onto the pizza.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:It comes with little holes in the top so you can rip off the crust and then spread the ranch dressing onto the pizza. he meant literally kneading hidden valley ranch/msg powder into the dough/yeast mixture itself before sheeting, freezing, and shipping. i forgot the :: tag for page 3 second gunman
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klapman posted:i dont care if its disgusting for me to want this, i really want it we all do..........
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Izumi Konata posted:he meant literally kneading hidden valley ranch/msg powder into the dough/yeast mixture itself before sheeting, freezing, and shipping. actually it will be crust that has the ranch on the inside of it... liquid. the dough will have a tube of ranch rolled inside of it, frozen of course, so that when 'za is cooked.... the ranch heats up. and of course crust part under the toppings area is catacombed with a labrynth of ranch passageways... so when dat ranch melt... it flow up under there. irrigating your za with ranch
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a starwar betamax posted:actually it will be crust that has the ranch on the inside of it... liquid. the dough will have a tube of ranch rolled inside of it, frozen of course, so that when 'za is cooked.... the ranch heats up. this would mess up the way the dough rises - it would be better if it were inserted after cooking with a caulking gun. surely u jest
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pizza hut dough is shipped prefrozen, like hitler's army (coming soon - q4 2015)
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a starwar betamax posted:JAN 1: new twitter goes live im scared
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such power.... i cannot compete *gives u my hat*
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Apr 20th: BYOB Reggae goes triple platinum
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a starwar betamax posted:TO CLARIFY: finally.. someone took the lessons Geology ttried to teach us all.. to heart...
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Applewhite posted:June 15: you use the bathroom and when you go to wash your hands the sink sprays on you so you look like you peed yourself. Your anxiety kicks in so bad that you poo poo yourself. this happen to me today
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a starwar betamax posted:TO CLARIFY: I expect this heart stopping idea would make lots of money if it were implemented.
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September 12th - First reported death by Ranch crust explosion, 8yo Billy Jimowitz has his face melted off by freak Ranch dressing explosion October 4th - 100th Ranch related death, crust remains available due to overwhelming public support
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Aug 31: apple introduces a new telephone! It can also take pictures
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Nov 7; last poor person on earth is crushed under the wheels of a party bus
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Ranch supervolcano rumored to be building under the Pizza HUt corporate office in Dallas, Texas, will explode within the next 10,000 yrs Megacaldera
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a starwar betamax posted:Nov 7; last poor person on earth is crushed under the wheels of a party bus at this point in our history, all men have been graced by god with apple phones, an refrigerator, and nothing else
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Feb 14: a starwar betamax and spanish manlove finally wrestle. everyone in a 10 mile radius turns gay
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everyones birthday moved to christmas for double presents
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a starwar betamax posted:Nov 7; last poor person on earth is crushed under the wheels of a party bus Finally, the nightmare will end
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March 3rd-9th: indecision clouds your movements. you wonder whether to reconnect with an old flame, or to try and retain a modicum of dignity in your situation. you will elect the latter, but dignity will elude you regardless
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January 3, 2015: The End Day. Jesus comes down from heaven and raptures exactly three people: the Dalai Lama, an unborn baby and the corpse of Hitler. All others are publicly damned. Widespread panic ensues. April 22, 2015: The New KKK Militia and ISIS cease fire and join in a temporary alliance to combat the forces of Juarez, an enigmatic leader seeking to annex Texas using the combined might of the Mexican cartels. The deathtoll among civilians is staggering. The police have resorted to despotism, though some are powerful and benign protectors. The US military is embattled trying to win Europe back from the enemies of the western way of life and, stretched too thin across multiple fronts in multiple wars, succumbs. There is little in the way of home to retreat to. August 17, 2015: A red light comes on in a long forgotten missile bunker. Somewhere, a klaxon sounds. Later, there is a bright light. November 8, 2015: A vote is cast. It is the first in a long while. Many more follow. December 25, 2015: Jesus' Birthday.
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Applewhite posted:Mar 1: Spanish Manlove and partner begin attending marriage counseling. April 1st: His sacrifice is worth it when Lowtax releases "Weekend at Bernie's Doomhouse", starring A Starwars Betamax's corpse. The forums goes wild. April 22nd: The first goon discovers the DVD extra Easter Egg that caused Spanish Manlove's partner to demand marriage counseling. The forums goes doublewild.
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March 30: Grateful Dead reunion tour!!
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OCT 2nd: new time of buisness card revealed..... "the butt-hole insert"
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spooky girlfriend posted:April 1st: His sacrifice is worth it when Lowtax releases "Weekend at Bernie's Doomhouse", starring A Starwars Betamax's corpse. The forums goes wild. May 5th: Spanish Manlove sleeps on the couch for his 5th consecutive night. May 6th: Spanish Manlove moves his toothbrush to the downstairs bathroom.
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November 17th is made illegal.
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Sept 10th: Mole people finally surface in down town LA and join hipster kickball league
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Eggn0g posted:Feb 14: a starwar betamax and spanish manlove finally wrestle. everyone in a 10 mile radius turns gay my body is ready
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May 4: The state of New York legalizes all forms of Cannabis in any amount. May 6: Reconstruction begins on the smoking ruin of New York City.
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a starwar betamax posted:FEB 2nd: 
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Aug 15: New Federal regulations require that all cars be equipped with a minimum of 10 airbags and 1 set of Trucknutz. The South, predictably, erupts in violence over Government interference in their private lives.
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a starwar betamax posted:FEB 2nd: May 15th: this, but with honey mustard
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Doctor J Off posted:May 15th: this, but with honey mustard May 15th: 
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