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July 4th - Breyers Ice Cream stuns the world by releasing new harlequin flavors 'Chup, Mustard and BBQ.
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October 19th - I chuckle especially hard at Garfield.
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Probably Magic posted:October 19th - I chuckle especially hard at Garfield. October 20th - You realize the meds have finally begun working.
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October 21st - You realize it wasn't garfield, it was Heathcliffe
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58 year old John Titor returns to our worldline in order to get a bag of cappuccino flavored Doritos to avert the end of the world in 2059.
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january 7 - each calendar month is extended to 100 days after astronomers notice a long overlooked math mistake about earths orbit april 51st - ilikedirt is assassinated, sparking world war 4
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make it so that if you post in the hellthread, you can only post in the hellthread
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ilikedirt posted:january 7 - each calendar month is extended to 100 days after astronomers notice a long overlooked math mistake about earths orbit is this true
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this is pertinent and also it owns pretty hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
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whoa i haven't posted in a while when did i get that av
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devin2 posted:whoa i haven't posted in a while when did i get that av i just bought it for you
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btw thats for posting in my thread!
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Dec 19th: You ask someone to pull your finger but you can't follow it up with a juicy fart so you don't get the promotion and your partner leaves you.
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devin2 posted:thank.... you... ?.. Ur welcome!
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i just read some other threads you kidder you  but thanks for making me feel welcome ed: you don't deserve your reputation at all a gay lion named Tangiers fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Dec 5, 2014 |
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12th of december, 17:32:06 It starts...
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Wearsyourgodnow posted:January 2015: God's not dead
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Apr 6th: Egypt gives up on democracy and goes back to having a Pharaoh. Apr 7th: Construction on new pyramids begins.
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November, 9th 2015 - 9/11 2.0
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in 2015 ralp is still a fag
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April 4. That stuff in that bowl in that one guy's fridge will achieve self-awareness and attempt to conquer the shelf above.
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Joust posted:Dec 19th: You ask someone to pull your finger but you can't follow it up with a juicy fart so you don't get the promotion and your partner leaves you. You're stressing me out.
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Feb 24: it is midwinter, in the dark of the seemingly eternal night. Another day of saint valentine has passed, and you are still alone. Your eyes are tired, yearning for rest, but still you remain awake in the inviting warmth of the computer glow. You think of masturbating, of losing the present in the idealism of fantasy, but you can't even imagine a situation in which a woman is attracted to you. It occurs to you to pretend to be someone else, but you lack the energy. You fall asleep upright thinking of all the chances you missed, chances you didn't even recognize until those who could connect you were as estranged as your family.
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a starwar betamax posted:is this true ya its true june 43rd - dracula rises from his tomb after a 500 year slumber and reveals himself to be supreme galactic emperor obamas father septembruary 56th - emperor obama invades mexico and enters the lost golden city february 2nd - february and september are combined in rememberence of all the black ppl who have been raptured to heaven february 1 - all black ppl on earth are raptured to heaven leaving a cursed earth inhabited only by devils and monsters, a literal hell on earth. when ppl question why he was not raptured, president obama reveals himself to be a white person by dramatically whiping off his spray on tan and putting on a cowboy hat during a press conference
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please heed my grim warn.ing of the futurre . i hope u been doomday prepping
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ilikedirt posted:february 1 - all black ppl on earth are raptured to heaven leaving a cursed earth inhabited only by devils and monsters, a literal hell on earth. so present day Wisconsin
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ilikedirt posted:ya its true The remaining white devils rename February to "Black Mystery month" because no one can understand why all the black people got raptured and they didn't.
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genesplicer posted:April 4. That stuff in that bowl in that one guy's fridge will achieve self-awareness and attempt to conquer the shelf above. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QadhPRU0Dn8
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Saalkin posted:the hover car still not a thing We will officially be in the future once we get those. Until then, we are firmly in the present. Xcept for those who still like the 90's music. They are stuck in the past and should be left there
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a starwar betamax posted:TO CLARIFY: This. It must happen. Lets fund this.
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June 27th: The F-35 will see its first actual combat when it is used to fire a Hellfire missile at an old man riding a donkey. This successful mission will prove the fighter's value and the Pentagon will request funding for 300 more, once it has established the need for a highly advanced fighter to counter the threat of old men with donkeys.
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May 8th: world adopts mayonnaise as its signature condiment. June 22nd: no living being in the universe is able to take a poo poo despite the constant urge
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April 15: I pay my taxes in raisins, WILL IT WORK? April 25: getting stigmata becomes the new craze, women can now have a "tramp stamp" and "slut slots" July 4: I finally get roman candles can I please get roman candles
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