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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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yes

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Vorik posted:

likely hood of all that being made up: 100%

this is wrong bc the masturbation story is obviously real, it can't be more clear that diogenes was a homeless public masturbator, ie the kind of dude you can see nine of in one nyc perambulation

nomadologique
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Kilmers Elbow posted:

He had dodgy knees.

cuz he down on them all the time sin that d!

nah im just kiddin man i get ya

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Cnut the Great posted:

"a fake thing that everyone thinks happened is exactly the same as a real thing that nobody knows about"


--diogenes the dawg

no actually theyre a lot different

nomadologique
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The Dennis System posted:

The master allows all things to come and go, effortlessly, without desire. Things arise and he lets them come. Things disappear and he lets them go.

shut up you hater

nomadologique
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Applewhite posted:

lol where do you even get a ceramic jar that big? Dude was hilarious.

from a winery, cuz you wnadered in there a nd took a dump in it and they said "gently caress, gently caress just have it"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i always try to use that "meaner receptable" thing to say why we should do buttsex but it only sometimes works

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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ur brother is a loser who lives at home and smokes too much weed

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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is this like those poker playin dogs?

nomadologique
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huskarl_marx posted:

he came from a rich family, if any other person just showed up to athens and was like "im gonna live in this pot k" someone would probably grab them and put them on the slavers' block

according to the trustworthy accounts of his life, he was sold as a slave at some point

nomadologique
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Uglycat posted:

What's kinda cool is the etymology; Diogenes the Cynic. The word for Cynic was also the root word for Canine. So dogs are /named after diogenes. So are the Canary Islands, named after the dogs that live there. So are Canary birds, named for the island they're from. And, of course, your canine teeth are also named after Diogenes the Cynic.

i think it goes the other way. diogenes was called "the cynic" because he was doglike.

nomadologique
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i have the oddest feeling i've been had.

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after thinking on it further, i feel certain: gentlemen, i've been had.

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