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Is lightsaber code for storm trooper.
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california roll posted:thats a fail I'm just so tired of these star wars.
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The new high-quality standards of GBS everybody-- an achingly lazy joke about a grognard obsession that was predicted and over pretty much the instant it arrived.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:08
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why dont you california ROLL right out of this forum
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Dec 3, 2014 04:08
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the sergeant's going to throw a loving fit when he sees the mods he put on his weapon
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Dec 3, 2014 04:09
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it's spelled lightsaver op
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Harald posted:hi let me tell you how lightsabers should work The magic lasers can stop at random intervals vertically but not horizontally, hello. e - I quoted faster than you edited but I don't have the energy to make this right
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people making fun of his LS design is probably what pushed him to the dark side.
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looks like a classic case of star wars, op
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because it saves light
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i wish he had shoes where if he stomps the heel of their shoe on the ground a small light saber pops out of the toes.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:12
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a light saver where it can shoot out and hit someone at a distance
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Dec 3, 2014 04:14
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Harald posted:a light saver where it can shoot out and hit someone at a distance a light disk like tron.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:18
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cry about it nerd
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Dec 3, 2014 04:20
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what if like one of the guys busts out a tube and youre like oh cool thats gonna be a cool and big lightsaber, but then instead he proceeds to stick his dick in the artificial weird galaxy alien sex parts it contained
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Dec 3, 2014 04:21
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what kind of ram do they use in lightsabers
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Dec 3, 2014 04:22
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mind the walrus posted:The new high-quality standards of GBS everybody-- an achingly lazy joke about a grognard obsession that was predicted and over pretty much the instant it arrived.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:22
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my lightsaber bends a little bit, is that normal?
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Dec 3, 2014 04:22
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we need a sith lord like the dude from the necroscope books who uses a hollow metal tube to make gently caress holes in dead women. thanks brian lumley.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:22
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lightsabers magically dont use power when theyre just on and there was a guy in one of the books who put like 4 crystals in his to make a lightsaber 4 times longer and the segments were different colors for some reason everybody doesnt try to have lightsabers 4 times longer than usual even though it wont make it heavier or harder to swing or use any more power gay stuff
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Dec 3, 2014 04:23
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gary oldmans diary posted:lightsabers magically dont use power when theyre just on miyamoto musashi owned the poo poo out of a dude like this and after it happened nobody else made their swords longer so i think only one person at a time is allowed to have a really long weapon
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Dec 3, 2014 04:24
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what about a bad guy with a light hula hoop and he just hoola hoops around killin' fools
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Dec 3, 2014 04:24
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Robo Reagan posted:miyamoto musashi owned the poo poo out of a dude like this and after it happened nobody else made their swords longer so i think only one person at a time is allowed to have a really long weapon people just made too many you must have a small dick joke. Also the dude he beat had a longer than normal sword that wasn't a katana it had a thicker tip too to make it slice better with some added heft. forget what it was called but it was made for killing people with a katana.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:26
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Where is my lightdagger. My Light Gun. I want a gun that shoots lightsaber bullets. YEAH.
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nullEntityRNG posted:Where is my lightdagger. My Light Gun. I want a gun that shoots lightsaber bullets. this post fails because it doesn't have a photo shop of the punisher shooting his knife gun with the knives changed to light sabers.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:28
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gary oldmans diary posted:lightsabers magically dont use power when theyre just on I'm starting to think star wars is mindless entertainment for children
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Dec 3, 2014 04:29
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TOILETLORD posted:people just made too many you must have a small dick joke. Also the dude he beat had a longer than normal sword that wasn't a katana it had a thicker tip too to make it slice better with some added heft. forget what it was called but it was made for killing people with a katana. yeah but the end result was Musashi loving killed the guy with a long stick he carved the night before and it's probably a good thing he died because how do you live with yourself after an owning like that
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Dec 3, 2014 04:30
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah but the end result was Musashi loving killed the guy with a long stick he carved the night before and it's probably a good thing he died because how do you live with yourself after an owning like that go back home and continue to be a rich dude with infinite women, instead of a stinky hobo with a stick?
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Beef Turret posted:I'm starting to think star wars is mindless entertainment for children 
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Dec 3, 2014 04:31
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that giant worm that lived in an asteroid and almost ate the Millenium falcom - how could a 1000 foot long worm live on an asteroid what would it even eat?
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Dec 3, 2014 04:31
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to be fair musashi died in a cave so i guess he technically wasn't homeless plus he wrote a book that was like 50 pages long so there's that
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Robo Reagan posted:to be fair musashi died in a cave so i guess he technically wasn't homeless plus he wrote a novella that was like 50 pages long so there's that get your literature terms right gawd dammit son.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:32
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gary oldmans diary posted:every star wars fan has secretly or not secretly tried to use the force l;oll if you haven't tried using wizard/matrix/jedi magic at one point in your life just to see if you could
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Dec 3, 2014 04:32
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Shooting activated lightsabers with a bow. Using a baseball bad to hit lightsabers towards people. Dropping handfulls of light sabers on your enemies from one of those little mini-copters from The Road Warrior. Lightsabers left on the ground so enemies step on them. They wouldn't turn on, but they'd roll a bit and the person would trip and could hurt themselves pretty bad. Lightsaber on the end of a long stick. Lightsabers on a long stuck, but the lightsaber is actually a piece of flint (a.k.a. "Ewok style") Gun.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:35
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What kind of soulless childhood did you have where you didn't check to see if you had telekinesis
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i hope they make a new villain that is task master in star wars as a sith lord and he murders everyone.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:37
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Robo Reagan posted:l;oll if you haven't tried using wizard/matrix/jedi magic at one point in your life just to see if you could but one time i was just thinking about a conversation i had with a girl i liked but wasnt really the least bit involved with and for no reason i got a boner that was so overly swollen it was sore next day we had sex so psychic penis
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Dec 3, 2014 04:39
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gary oldmans diary posted:nah you are the one. your dick magic will save the universe, so don't gently caress it up
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TOILETLORD posted:i hope they make a new villain that is task master in star wars as a sith lord and he murders everyone. Bold new creative direction for the Disney corporation. I like it.
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