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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what was your wifes take on it

on the mom? she says she'd be down.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Now we can at last combine the microwaves mom and cuck memes

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what was your wifes take on it

she asked why goons have been passing her pic around for the past decade

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what was your wifes take on it

dont bother him hes obviously filling out divorce paperwork. or burying a body.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

on the mom? she says she'd be down.

nm cool wife obvs

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

gary oldmans diary posted:

you couldnt understand if youve never made the pilgrimage



:chanpop:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gary oldmans diary posted:

you couldnt understand if youve never made the pilgrimage



:golfclap:

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

The Rage posted:

i think the end result was him being like "you act really crazy around me, we should gently caress" and she was like "oh, no"

lol really?

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
salami nips? i am a fan

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
wanna have a threesome with the hot moms posted in this thread. hmu ladies :mrgw:

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
that last one makes me wistful... sending some positive energy to microwave's mom

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gary oldmans diary posted:

you couldnt understand if youve never made the pilgrimage



:wow: Didn't we have a microwave mom photoshop thread too?

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

gary oldmans diary posted:

you couldnt understand if youve never made the pilgrimage



Lollllll

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Michael
(Michael)

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Sound posted:

who in the gently caress holds a beer like that



1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i wonder if shes still got it going on

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

1gnoirents posted:

i wonder if shes still got it going on

If you were microwave, would you post an updated picture and ruin your internet legacy? I think not.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

1gnoirents posted:

i wonder if shes still got it going on

you should ask the guys who already made that joke in this thread then

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Booties posted:

you should ask the guys who already made that joke in this thread then

i fully admit i didnt completely read the 79th microwave's mom thread, but i assure you it wasnt a joke

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I've seen lots of pics of microwave's mom but never one of microwave...makes me think

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Aw gently caress I like Bruno mars. I'm truley a white perosn.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Wanna meet that mom

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

gnarlyhotep posted:

I've seen lots of pics of microwave's mom but never one of microwave...makes me think

microwave is a keen photographer

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I would go to a bruno mars concert with microwaves mom. I'd sneak in a joint and we'd smoke it together. We'd groove in that goofy sort of way that white people do, and then after the concert we'd look into each others eyes longingly and she;d bite her lip. And we would make love and Im not ashamed of that.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Soiled Meat
i got a weeks probation once for posting microwave's mom pic in a microwave cyoa thread and then he autobanned himself

welp thats my story

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i got a weeks probation once for posting microwave's mom pic in a microwave cyoa thread and then he autobanned himself

welp thats my story

you did good

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Micromom

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Sound posted:

who in the gently caress holds a beer like that



I think it's just sitting on his fat stomach

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

The Rage posted:

i think the end result was him being like "you act really crazy around me, we should gently caress" and she was like "oh, no"

Whoa hold up when did this happen lol

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Bum the Sad posted:

Most of you people talking about this loving registered after Microwave ever posted. Who are all these failed reregs?

The legend of Microwave's mom transcends time and space.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


Flash Your Hot Stepmom The Shocker

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








what's she doing in grover's house?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

scalded schlong posted:

Flash Your Hot Stepmom The Shocker

I always get an Austin Powers vibe off that pic.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
does microwave even post here anymore?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Drunkboxer posted:

does microwave even post here anymore?

No más

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
last post was in 2010

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=386158430

his avatar cracks me up

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

you couldnt understand if youve never made the pilgrimage



lol

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Here you go OP. Same earrings, same hair color, same eyebrows. I do not have the rest of the series so don't ask.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/t1iwbRU.jpg :nws:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



SpeedGem posted:

Here you go OP. Same earrings, same hair color, same eyebrows. I do not have the rest of the series so don't ask.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/t1iwbRU.jpg :nws:

asking anyway.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

SpeedGem posted:

Here you go OP. Same earrings, same hair color, same eyebrows. I do not have the rest of the series so don't ask.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/t1iwbRU.jpg :nws:
her cheeks are clearly different

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

katlington posted:

asking anyway.
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1328852/polish_angel.html :nws:

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