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so my old next door neighbor who i was really close with (mostly his brother though) is a WR in the NFL now. He was like 3-4 years younger but I totally owned him in baseball/basketball/football. owned him so much he will not send me any of that phat cash but, c'mon i feel like i deserve a little something for training him at such a young age. I had at least a .01% in his development.
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you deserve to kill yourself for becoming a failure as you obviously were surrounded by the tools and resources to become a success
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Dec 3, 2014 19:16
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hit him up on facebook and maybe he'll hire you to manage his money for 100k
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Dec 3, 2014 19:20
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uG posted:you deserve to kill yourself for becoming a failure as you obviously were surrounded by the tools and resources to become a success I am sorry you didnt have a backyard and/or the drive to drop the nintendo controller and get off your lazy butt when you were younger lol 1gnoirents posted:hit him up on facebook and maybe he'll hire you to manage his money for 100k thinking about it, but might of missed the boat on that, didnt realize he was a NFL talent til it was too late. Maybe i could be apart of his entourage? he was always a quiet dude so i doubt he has one, hmmmmmm.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:23
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I am sorry you didnt have a backyard and/or the drive to drop the nintendo controller and get off your lazy butt when you were younger lol so how old is he? is he like the nfls only 60 year old WR?
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Dec 3, 2014 19:26
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my dad works at nintendo
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Dec 3, 2014 19:31
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TOILETLORD posted:so how old is he? is he like the nfls only 60 year old WR? Like 23-25 years old. I forget his actual birthdate. And nah if he was 60 years old then he'd been like 43 when I was throwing around the ol' pigskin in the back yard and would have definitely been able to school me instead.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:33
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oh was that a joke? ha. nice.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:33
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I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1. I have 2 state rings and a national championship ring AMA
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Dec 3, 2014 19:36
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Waroduce posted:I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1. if you didn't make to the nfl you are still a failure like those people winning bronze at the olympics
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Dec 3, 2014 19:37
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At least you're not an NFL Mandingo, OP
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Dec 3, 2014 19:38
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what's his name
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Dec 3, 2014 19:40
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Waroduce posted:I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1. Was one of those AP?
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Dec 3, 2014 19:41
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tell him to open a restaurant it's a great investment for rookies
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Dec 3, 2014 19:49
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whoflungpoop posted:tell him to open a restaurant it's a great investment for rookies sell him knee insurance.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:52
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Wow..when you were a kid you were better at sports than another kid who was 3-4 years younger? I'm amazed.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:52
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also please tell him i would like to play catch with him sometime but we have to use a youth size football cause i can't get my hand around a real one 
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Dec 3, 2014 19:54
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Waltzing Along posted:Wow..when you were a kid you were better at sports than another kid who was 3-4 years younger? I'm amazed. you obviously didn't understand my posts, he obviously learned from my skills and strived to be better which some could argue he has. I need mah props and some cash for my hard work yeah I went to HS with other pro people too but not someone who I personally help mold into a world class athlete
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Dec 3, 2014 19:56
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Smash it Smash hit posted:you obviously didn't understand my posts, he obviously learned from my skills and strived to be better which some could argue he has. I need mah props and some cash for my hard work this wouldn't be an issue if you just blew out his ACL a few years ago.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:you obviously didn't understand my posts, he obviously learned from my skills and strived to be better which some could argue he has. I need mah props and some cash for my hard work Sounds more like you want to suck his cock.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:57
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whoflungpoop posted:also please tell him i would like to play catch with him sometime but we have to use a youth size football cause i can't get my hand around a real one I'll try and that youth sized football will bring back memories off glory days of putting a wicked spin move on a future nfl starting wide receiver. but you'll prob need to get cancer or something first hth
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Dec 3, 2014 19:57
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In elementary school there was this guy held back two grades so he was taller, faster and stronger than the rest of us for a few years. Once we got to middle school he quit growing and ended up being 5'5" or so, I wonder if he sits around reminiscing about how he beat us all at sports, etc.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:59
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TOILETLORD posted:this wouldn't be an issue if you just blew out his ACL a few years ago. some people were afraid to go past two hand touch 
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Dec 3, 2014 19:59
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Kuato posted:In elementary school there was this guy held back two grades so he was taller, faster and stronger than the rest of us for a few years. Once we got to middle school he quit growing and ended up being 5'5" or so, I wonder if he sits around reminiscing about how he beat us all at sports, etc. did any of y'all end up being athletic gods adored by millions of fans? no? well idc then
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Dec 3, 2014 20:01
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Kuato posted:In elementary school there was this guy held back two grades so he was taller, faster and stronger than the rest of us for a few years. Once we got to middle school he quit growing and ended up being 5'5" or so, I wonder if he sits around reminiscing about how he beat us all at sports, etc. I played center in 6th grade I played forward in 7th grade I played guard in 8th grade after that i basically just stuck to tennis. turns out I was done growing after my first year of middle school.
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Dec 3, 2014 20:02
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I'll try and that youth sized football will bring back memories off glory days of putting a wicked spin move on a future nfl starting wide receiver. i'll send him pix if it would help  also if any children result he is not allowed to brutalize theme: no children will result if he's practice squad
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Dec 3, 2014 20:03
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One if the guys I went to middle school with won the genetic lottery and has a NBA championship ring now. He was a huge baby bitch on the court in high school and everyone hated playing with him.
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Dec 3, 2014 20:19
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whoflungpoop posted:i'll send him pix if it would help he is on the starting line up so go start working out your ovaries or whatever
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Dec 3, 2014 21:09
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Gorman Thomas posted:One if the guys I went to middle school with won the genetic lottery and has a NBA championship ring now. He was a huge baby bitch on the court in high school and everyone hated playing with him. yeah but this dude has always been quiet and cool didn't get into organized football til late so he's not even particularly jocular
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Dec 3, 2014 21:10
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Waroduce posted:I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1. why are you so gay
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Dec 3, 2014 21:18
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The NFL is literally modern day chattel slavery
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Dec 3, 2014 21:21
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Waroduce posted:I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1.
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Dec 3, 2014 21:27
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Waroduce posted:I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1. who was supplying the steroids?
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Dec 3, 2014 21:37
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Waroduce posted:I went to a HS who sent 7 kids to the nfl the four years I was there and my junior year we sent 23 kids division 1. How do you feel about greek yogurt vs. regular yogurt?
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Dec 3, 2014 21:49
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Meet up with him for a catch-up beer then break his legs enough to retire him permanently then tell the media you did it because you played tag with him when you were 10 and so owes you a living.
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I grew up with Anthony Sherman who is like the main blocker for Jamaal Charles. He wasn't an rear end in a top hat growing up even though his body took on gargantuan form and he's still a nice guy today. Go Chiefs! (and Patriots) I also have plenty of successful friends. Walk your own path and don't be jealous of others. Race Hate Kramer posted:The NFL is literally modern day chattel slavery Except they're paid huge sums of money and can leave at their own discretion idgi. Your post is literally retarded. synftw fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Race Hate Kramer posted:The NFL is literally modern day chattel slavery Where do i sign up?
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I hope he brakes his bones
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Smash it Smash hit posted:he is on the starting line up so go start working out your ovaries or whatever laying towers of eggs as we speak
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My two best friends growing up were Tom Brady and Peyton Manning and our sports coach was Bobby Orr but sometimes Larry Bird. Anyways, we'd play sports all day, everyday. Just sports and more sports until we were too tired to sport so we would just talk about sports and hang out in a hot tub slapping each other's asses with towels and poo poo.
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