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http://www.ocregister.com/articles/santa-643909-family-miller.html It's about some dumb parents who named their retarded child Abcde and let her play with pit bulls. Finally Santa Claus had enough and said "I'm not dealing with this poo poo!"
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hosed up if true
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Dec 3, 2014 19:32
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Santa is a dick v heh Over There fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Dec 3, 2014 19:36
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parents confused birth certificate with their own school work...
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Dec 3, 2014 19:37
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Parallax Scroll posted:hosed up if true If anything is hosed up its that this still gets me to laugh when properly placed
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Dec 3, 2014 19:44
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quote:Abcde Santos, who pronounces her first name "ab-suh-dee," Yeahhhh that's going to gently caress her life up a lot more than the fact that a mall Santa refused to listen to her Christmas list.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:47
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good thing you didn't post in PYF you would of gotten banned for racism.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:48
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don't mock the pit bull they're cute dogs and the reindeer pit bull looks adorable and also miserable I mean look at that poor dog 
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Here's a nice Xmas list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States It starts to get really exciting in 2003. Kill all pit bulls in shelters. Kill any pit bulls that show up in shelters. If people breed them properly, sure let a few wander around. But don't let any dumb rear end just walk in and get one because that is all that is available.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:49
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Cowman posted:don't mock the pit bull they're cute dogs and the reindeer pit bull looks adorable and also miserable Yer a loving idiot.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:50
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quote:Abcde Santos, who pronounces her first name "ab-suh-dee," ab-suh-dee? really? 
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Dec 3, 2014 19:50
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14 Banned Baby Names That Kind Of Crack Us Up
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Dec 3, 2014 19:52
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lol at first i was like "heh, good luck getting a job with a name like abcde" then I saw she was autistic and now im sad. too soon. to close to home. to real.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:53
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i see fat, crippled, and even retarded fucks with service dogs sometimes and they are just dragging the dog around while it skitters on tile and looks miserable, what service does a service dog provide fat crippled and retarded fucks?
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Stoic Commie posted:i see fat, crippled, and even retarded fucks with service dogs sometimes and they are just dragging the dog around while it skitters on tile and looks miserable, what service does a service dog provide fat crippled and retarded fucks? emergency rations
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Dec 3, 2014 19:54
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There are also kids being named "La-a". La-dash-ah
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Dec 3, 2014 19:54
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Waltzing Along posted:Here's a nice Xmas list: This is like a dog whistle to PI I bet.
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Waltzing Along posted:Yer a loving idiot. gently caress you and die there's nothing loving inherently evil about a dog breed
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Dec 3, 2014 19:58
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darkwing cuck posted:gently caress you and die there's nothing loving inherently evil about a dog breed Who said anything about evil dogs? I'm talking about stupid people owning dangerous dogs.
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darkwing cuck posted:gently caress you and die there's nothing loving inherently evil about a dog breed Uh, what about the Voldemort Retriever? 
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Dec 3, 2014 20:01
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darkwing cuck posted:gently caress you and die there's nothing loving inherently evil about a dog breed No but there are plenty of things inherently hosed up and retarded about many dog breeds.
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thank gently caress i finally have a place to talk about the morality of dogs
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Robo Reagan posted:thank gently caress i finally have a place to talk about the morality of dogs they all go to heaven so no reason for them to behave.
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Dec 3, 2014 20:04
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They should give her a little baby brother named Fghij (FUH-gidge)
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Pup-cake is a pro name for a dog though imo
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tada.wav posted:Pup-cake is a pro name for a dog though imo They named ther dog better than their autistic baby
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"Pit bulls" are really good with kids, though
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quote:“We do not condone the behavior displayed by Santa and have worked with our partners at Noerr, the company that hires our Santas, to replace this Santa with one that is more compassionate to our guests’ needs,” i hope the girl finds this out. little girl, we fired this santa, but we'll hire a brand new one! oh but theres just one santa though
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Dec 3, 2014 21:01
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Waltzing Along posted:Who said anything about evil dogs? I'm talking about stupid people owning dangerous dogs. any dog is dangerous if it's trained to be that way though like, there's nothing wrong with pit bulls, it's just that dumb fucks get a pit bull and are like 'haha i'm so hard' and train their dog to be mean and then pit bulls get a bad rap and then it self-perpetuates it would happen with any breed of dog that is not a tiny dog
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I think the world needs more vicious St Bernards to go Cujo on unsuspecting people
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Moridin920 posted:any dog is dangerous if it's trained to be that way though dogs suck and are the worst pets
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Dec 3, 2014 21:07
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darkwing cuck posted:gently caress you and die there's nothing loving inherently evil about a dog breed dogs were bred for different things some dogs were bred to herd animals some dogs were bred to help hunt and some dogs were bred to maul other animals to pieces. it's really cute when herding dogs play with children and try to herd them together. it's not so cute when murder dogs try to murder things. so yes it's an extremely aggressive breed and even calm/well-trained pit bulls have been known on occasion to murder other animals or attack people unexpectedly.
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Dec 3, 2014 21:07
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Hector Beerlioz posted:There are also kids being named "La-a". La-dash-ah It's spelled, "La-a," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
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Dec 3, 2014 21:09
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it's really funny how everyone acknowledges that breeds have different temperaments and personalities. until it involves pit bulls, then it's totally impossible that some breeds might be more inclined to murder things.
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's really funny how everyone acknowledges that breeds have different temperaments and personalities. until it involves pit bulls, then it's totally impossible that some breeds might be more inclined to murder things. because pitbulls have never hurt anybody unless they were provoked or badly trained
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Cowman posted:because pitbulls have never hurt anybody unless they were provoked or badly trained quote:Animal shelter experts around the U.S., called for comment, remembered the 1996 attempt by the San Francisco SPCA to re-invent pit bulls by calling them “St. Francis terriers.” it can be very difficult to train out inherent characteristics of dogs. sometimes you think you succeed but it turns out you did not. and given the difficulty of training pit bulls, even by experts, it makes no sense for this breed to be available to the drooling public.
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Cowman posted:because pitbulls have never hurt anybody unless they were provoked i agree, maybe if the children crossed the street or wore less revealing clothing, the pitbulls wouldn't be launched into their feral bloodlust
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pitbulls are like turtles. they're really cool and good animals but the vast majority of people who own them as pets should not be allowed to
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the only dog that is fundamentally lovely is the dalmation, those cross eyed inbred unhealthy dogs with the temperament of a retarded dachsund. pits are the tits, cute and sweet and smart.
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