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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
finaly we find the kid all those nurses and school teachers have been talking about

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

a starwar betamax posted:

finaly we find the kid all those nurses and school teachers have been talking about

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Pit bull owners are really weird.

"Hey, I know everyone thinks this breed of dog is all crazy murder dogs, so I'm gonna get three and spend the rest of my life explaining that they only attack people because poor people own them, and get really offended when someone tells me to get my dogs away from their baby, and when they snap at people say they're just playing, and compare people who don't like pitbulls to racists"

Get a different kind of dog, for christ's sake.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

fyodor posted:

pit bull is friend of the family of the world -yoko ono

heh heh, yo dawg, iss pipple, heh heh. don't be callin' me no n-word dawg, heh heh

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
"My little babies would never hurt anyone, pitbulls only attack people when they've been abused or mistreated"

five seconds later

"Of course I didn't get them from a breeder, they're rescues. There are so many abused and mistreated pitbulls who need a good home!"

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
"im a huge retarded bitch boy"
- boom boom boom

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I never said that.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
here is me giving my service dot a kiss on the snout

if you don't let me see santa your racism

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

boom boom boom posted:

I never said that.

oh ,sorry

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Nothing will be done about that retarded breed of dogs until one attacks a white woman.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

theperminator posted:

Nothing will be done about that retarded breed of dogs until one attacks a wealthy white woman.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

proof of concept posted:

here is me giving my service dot a kiss on the snout

if you don't let me see santa your racism

hyenas are closer to cats than dogs bitch

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

THE PENETRATOR posted:

"im a huge retarded bitch boy"
- boom boom boom

Buskas
Aug 31, 2004
?
BUY ME A KOMMONDOR

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

THE PENETRATOR posted:

"im a huge retarded bitch boy"
- boom boom boom

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Buskas posted:

BUY ME A KOMMONDOR

64?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

420DD Butts posted:

hyenas are closer to cats than dogs bitch

hyenas are dogs.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
Pit bulls got a bad rap because people like Micheal Vic raised them to be mean.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Pit bull people are super defensive

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

proof of concept posted:

hyenas are dogs.

dumb and wrong

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

420DD Butts posted:

dumb and wrong

they're dogs, sorry pal

naem
May 29, 2011

Hyenas are big giant weasels theyre related to mongoose (mongeese??)

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
here is a hyena exhibiting the behavior of a classic dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qeN9IqmZpM
they are dogs
Q.E.D.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
Pit bulls should be used for dog fighting and not as pets since that's what they're for


But the dog in the op is actually not a pit bull, it is an American bully and it's owners are just stupid by calling it a pit bull like when they called their autist child abcde

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

naem posted:

Hyenas are big giant weasels theyre related to mongoose (mongeese??)

its true

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

boom boom boom posted:

Pit bull owners are really weird.

"Hey, I know everyone thinks this breed of dog is all crazy murder dogs, so I'm gonna get three and spend the rest of my life explaining that they only attack people because poor people own them, and get really offended when someone tells me to get my dogs away from their baby, and when they snap at people say they're just playing, and compare people who don't like pitbulls to racists"

Get a different kind of dog, for christ's sake.

Nah, people who are going to excuse unacceptable behaviour from their dog as "playing" are going to do it no matter what breed they own. I was reading a recent dog bite survey the other day (which I'll try to find again) and there were plenty of breeds which recorded more bites than pit bulls during the data collection period (collies recorded one of the highest rates, along with other working dogs). That doesn't mean pits aren't a problem. It means that dog owners in general don't do enough to socialise and train their dogs and that people are often terrible about assessing their dog's behaviour objectively when it comes to risk.

There are some dogs which would be unstable with the best owner in the world. There are some dogs which would be stable with the worst owner in the world. Most "bad dogs" fall somewhere in the middle, but the ultimate responsibility always rests with the owner because time and time again it turns out that these dogs who had been "fine" right up until the moment they seriously injured someone had, in fact, exhibited inappropriate behaviour towards people in the past.

I'm not greatly in favour of breed-specific legislation, but one thing it achieves is making life harder for backyard breeders. It doesn't totally stop fuckdrops getting their hands on whatever's currently regarded as the status symbol "mean" breed, but it does help a bit.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Dec 6, 2014

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

funkybottoms posted:

when i was walking to school in fifth grade a golden retriever ran thirty yards out of its way to attack me and bit me repeatedly as i ran away from it. so, you know, gently caress golden retrievers.

he had detect alignment up and knew you were chaotic evil

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

boom boom boom posted:

Pit bull people are super defensive

Pit bull people aren't people

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



bullmastiff has superior face wrinkles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iFjCKimZI8

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW
Besides pit bulls it seems like dog owners in general have problems tackling the concept of a "leash."

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE

Concerned Citizen posted:

it's really funny how everyone acknowledges that breeds have different temperaments and personalities. until it involves pit bulls, then it's totally impossible that some breeds might be more inclined to murder things.

I find it really funny how everyone acknowledges that different breeds of animals have different temperaments and personalities, and prefer one sort over another, but as soon as you apply that thinking to people... [bold]RACIST[/bold]

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Automatic Retard posted:

I find it really funny how everyone acknowledges that different breeds of animals have different temperaments and personalities, and prefer one sort over another, but as soon as you apply that thinking to people... [bold]RACIST[/bold]

That's because we don't breed humans like animals dummy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
differences between races and genders have had a noted tendency to diminish (and even reverse) over a rather short period of time indicating the differences had a very large environmental cause
human sexual maturity gestation and cost have precluded such breeding initiatives as produced the pit bull

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Waltzing Along posted:

Here's a nice Xmas list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

It starts to get really exciting in 2003.

Kill all pit bulls in shelters. Kill any pit bulls that show up in shelters. If people breed them properly, sure let a few wander around. But don't let any dumb rear end just walk in and get one because that is all that is available.

They're getting creative now

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Just buy a Westie. They look like old beardy dudes and are chill as gently caress.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

my neighbor has this chill as gently caress pit bull who i dogsit sometimes and its just a good doggie who likes getting tummy rubs and does scooby doo noises when you pet him

gggiiimmmppp posted:

so now whenever those hosed up bloodlines reproduce you're rolling the dice on which set of conflicting instincts are going to win out especially when combined with bad training, bad environment, stress etc

I won the lottery so you will too!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

boom boom boom posted:

Pit bull owners are really weird.

"Hey, I know everyone thinks this breed of dog is all crazy murder dogs, so I'm gonna get three and spend the rest of my life explaining that they only attack people because poor people own them, and get really offended when someone tells me to get my dogs away from their baby, and when they snap at people say they're just playing, and compare people who don't like pitbulls to racists"

Get a different kind of dog, for christ's sake.

white people have a persecution fetish

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Luvcow posted:

Huh. Might move Corgis to Neutral Evil. Anyone have a dog to put at Neutral Good? Beagles maybe?

beagles are clealry lawful

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
i'm fine with letting random assholes own pit bulls as long as when the dog decides to maul someone, the owner is treated as if they were the ones who did it and punished accordingly.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Hello I'm a half-wit that enjoys menacing people and taking umbrage. What breed of dog would you recommend for me?

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