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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
U ain't even a man if you haven't had a silver spoonful of subzero Coolwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhip tucked up your arse. Imbues a refreshing relevancy to the "whipped cream wiggle."

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

smoobles posted:

Some people put Cool Whip in the freezer. This is not okay, Cool Whip is meant to be fluffy and soft. Putting in the freezer is a loving stupid idea, only idiotbrains would do that. Frozen Cool Whip should be called Uncool Whip, for example, that's how bad it is.

Funny, they call me Uncle Whip at the club.

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