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Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Seriously, look at his teeth. What the gently caress? Did he have them filed? WHY??

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Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

benitocereno
Apr 14, 2005


Doctor Rope


bleep bloop

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Kaddish posted:

Seriously, look at his teeth. What the gently caress? Did he have them filed? WHY??



worst part of the star wras trailer imo

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
he's british op

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

its weird how the world's smartest man looks like a retard, i wonder if the biggest retard looks rly smart

benitocereno
Apr 14, 2005


Doctor Rope
Did you hear he wants to be a Bond villain, I think that would be pretty cool

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002




INTEL

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

benitocereno posted:

Did you hear he wants to be a Bond villain, I think that would be pretty cool

haha that would be awesome, actually

Korthal
May 26, 2011

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

benitocereno posted:

Did you hear he wants to be a Bond villain, I think that would be pretty cool

He'd win in the first 5 minutes of the film and then do a nice leisurely circle around the body, then a quick spin and exit stage left as it fades to black.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp


edit: /\/\/\ yeah that too

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

haha

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

Came in to post this

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Can we stop being RACIST and talk about why this dudes teeth are JACKED. thanks

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
his teeth? i'm more curious about his penis. does it move, or is it paralyzed like the rest of him neck down?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Haven't seen this guy since There's Something About Mary, think he was in some weird mouse infestation movie at one point.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


another year atop the list of cosmologists i could effortlessly batista bomb. congratulations u lil' scientce bitch

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Tom Gorman posted:

another year atop the list of cosmologists i could effortlessly batista bomb. congratulations u lil' scientce bitch

you're angry about Stephen Hawking? :confused:

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
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"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
I bet I could take Stephen Hawking in a fight

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


gnarlyhotep posted:

you're angry about Stephen Hawking? :confused:

string theroy just makes me really mad ok its the only way i know how to deal with this

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Tom Gorman posted:

string theroy just makes me really mad ok its the only way i know how to deal with this

well then this is the right forum to do it in

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Well you see hes paralyzed as hell

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
Nah whoever said it first actually got it right british people p much look like that, also they talk like retards so his text to speech thing def. is an improvement

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
just kidding i love british people im tolerant of all the minorities

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
If you think about it he's hella paralyzed that means someone has to help him pee and they have to touch his weird wiener when they do that. Just think about it.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
He probably considers himself lucky to still have teeth seeing as he's 72 and British.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

his teeth? i'm more curious about his penis. does it move, or is it paralyzed like the rest of him neck down?

According to the movie it works fine.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Hawking would loving rule as a Bond villain

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

The more important question is how did he manage to seduce his nurse from that talking wheelchair?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Well you see hes paralyzed as hell

he should get that checked out

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
could be something serious

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
it literally doesnt matter. if the only thing you can think about when seeing dr. hawking is his teeth, you are the lowest grade of puerile dirt and need to be taught of the transcendence of the mind by being lobotomized.

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.

Borden posted:

The more important question is how did he manage to seduce his nurse from that talking wheelchair?
Maybe she has a robot fetish

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Nathilus posted:

it literally doesnt matter. if the only thing you can think about when seeing dr. hawking is his teeth, you are the lowest grade of puerile dirt and need to be taught of the transcendence of the mind by being lobotomized.

he should get strung up to a big robot puppet master that jauntily flails him around in my opinion and also he should get someone to fix his weird bulldog mouth thing he's got going on cause I'm sure he has the money

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

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Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008


He looks like a goon from nowadays only his gf would be much fatter and slovenly.

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