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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Post your confessions and/or regrets.




some basic rules.

1 - No pony stuff, even if you're a reformed brony.
2 - No Star Trek.
3 - No 'gamergate' (about the time you ignored the ethics in video game journalism), unless your hair is purple.

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Youa Jerka

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

remove the gum please *points to bin in corner of the room*, then try to speak.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

bon appateite

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I went on a long bike trip once and pooped on the side of the road. It wasn't an emergency or anything. Just was on my todo list.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I regret that you made this thread.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





being an awkward nerd with no social skills or understanding

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

brizna posted:

I went on a long bike trip once and pooped on the side of the road. It wasn't an emergency or anything. Just was on my todo list.

i bet you fond it strangely arrousing.

you should join a fetlife group for your kind.

it's fine as long as you don't poop on someone who doesn't want to be pooped on.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Cowman posted:

being an awkward nerd with no social skills or understanding

this is what paid for schmorky's toilet paper for all these years. i guess?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
why would i confess to anything on here? it will later be used against me

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014
I used to be a very unapologetic troll. Now I just don't care.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Space Whale posted:

I used to be a very unapologetic troll. Now I just don't care.

i guess you realized that neither did anyone else.

soon you'll post cat pictures like the rest of us.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Gaunab posted:

why would i confess to anything on here? it will later be used against me

this is not true.

honest to good. we all want to know you a bit better.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Rambling Robot posted:

i bet you fond it strangely arrousing.

you should join a fetlife group for your kind.

it's fine as long as you don't poop on someone who doesn't want to be pooped on.

what

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

sa and weekend web (rip???) has tought me this much, there is a place for everyone and everything.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I am never oging to pick up the fuking lingo of this site

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

color me surprised!

and the sky is blue!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I am never oging to pick up the fuking lingo of this site

it's quite easy.


"im gay" = i disagree
"im gay" = i agree
"im gay" = ... whatever...



it's very easy once you get a hold of it.


btw. im gay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I laughed at Jarjar when I was younger.

I used to have a really bad drinking problem.

I own a Benji lunchbox.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Rambling Robot posted:

it's quite easy.


"im gay" = i disagree
"im gay" = i agree
"im gay" = ... whatever...



it's very easy once you get a hold of it.


btw. im gay
Euhhh *compares post with cheat sheet* OK, uh,.... I Am Gay.

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Rambling Robot posted:

i guess you realized that neither did anyone else.

soon you'll post cat pictures like the rest of us.

Oh the people who got mad did. And I guess I did. Then it got too easy. It's like "oh $personType is angered by $obviouslyOffensiveThing."

Then you try to talk like a grown up and actually thinking critically makes people mad, and I didn't want that to make them mad! That's loving depressing as poo poo, but sometimes the emotional stupid madness that comes from "Stop making me think!" makes up for it when complete shitheads leave your life over it.

Besides that, the only bit that's funny anymore is if you go "hey I'm gonna say something that's obviously trollbait to troll you" and you do it and they explode. It's as dumb as kids going around trying to pick fights by saying "I dare you to not say $thing."

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Rambling Robot posted:

it's quite easy.


"im gay" = i disagree
"im gay" = i agree
"im gay" = ... whatever...



it's very easy once you get a hold of it.


btw. im gay

also "-fag" is a suffix. This way people know your commitment to being gay!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Space Whale posted:

Oh the people who got mad did. And I guess I did. Then it got too easy. It's like "oh $personType is angered by $obviouslyOffensiveThing."

Then you try to talk like a grown up and actually thinking critically makes people mad, and I didn't want that to make them mad! That's loving depressing as poo poo, but sometimes the emotional stupid madness that comes from "Stop making me think!" makes up for it when complete shitheads leave your life over it.

Besides that, the only bit that's funny anymore is if you go "hey I'm gonna say something that's obviously trollbait to troll you" and you do it and they explode. It's as dumb as kids going around trying to pick fights by saying "I dare you to not say $thing."

sa in 2014 - an internet paradox

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

psyopmonkey posted:

I laughed at Jarjar when I was younger.

I used to have a really bad drinking problem.

I own a Benji lunchbox.

jarjar, thanks for reminding me.

"used to" is a good word when it comes to addiction. keep up the good work.

lunchboxes are great. lunchboxes means healthier food than the average goon diet.





me: i haven't eaten at mcdonalds in 10 years. I walk by one every other day. the food is expensive and disgusting.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Euhhh *compares post with cheat sheet* OK, uh,.... I Am Gay.

there you go.

'im gay' posts are keeping sa alive.


here's another one: im gay.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The place I work at is printing these:



I'm gonna steal me one.

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Rambling Robot posted:

sa in 2014 - an internet paradox

We're all now old enough we like stability. :bahgawd:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

exspurt analcyst posted:

The place I work at is printing these:



I'm gonna steal me one.

something living the bum life on the streets is a better option...

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Space Whale posted:

We're all now old enough. :bahgawd:

soon enough, 5 more internet years and sa is ancient.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I regret for being a general lazy piece of poo poo.

I also regret seeing Space Whale using Camel Case to denote variables, rather than the superior Delimiter case.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

nullEntityRNG posted:

I regret for being a general lazy piece of poo poo.

same, this is why i reply to most (or all) posts in this very thread.

annoying isn't it? i regret that also.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
OP, I want to gently caress you in the rear end until i come inside it then i want to watch as you fart my cum out of your rear end and it dribbles down your tender fuckhole.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Top City Homo posted:

OP, I want to gently caress you in the rear end until i come inside it then i want to watch as you fart my cum out of your rear end and it dribbles down your tender fuckhole.

that's one creative "im gay", i'll give you that.

A+. well done.

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

nullEntityRNG posted:

I regret for being a general lazy piece of poo poo.

I also regret seeing Space Whale using Camel Case to denote variables, rather than the superior Delimiter case.

camelCase is not PascalCase :q:

wtf is Delimiter case

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I killed a guy in Tempe, AZ!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I took three days off of work, pretending to be sick.

I could've done something productive with the time, but I mainly sat around playing Far Cry 4, eating gummy-worms, and getting drunk. Oh well.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
i half regret reporting someone for 'being a human being', the probation wasn't totally worth it. though in my defense, what's the point of having a report button if you can't use it?

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Hmmm.. there's this thing, a certain something. The whole thing is a tornado that won’t hold still long enough for me to see what’s useful and what isn’t. A couple of times I’ve brooded and brooded about it all 'til my brooder was sore. Maybe the answer is simply that to do what I want to do would take more effort than I am willing to put in. Which would be a bleak reality indeed, if that’s all it is.

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nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

Space Whale posted:

camelCase is not PascalCase :q:

wtf is Delimiter case

Oh poo poo. gently caress. Right.
Case like like: person_one and obviously_thing. I know there's a more common way to call it but I am having an obvious brain lockdown.

There Rambling Robot. I also regret being stupid.

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