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i have family members where if they die i get a lot of money. im thinking about murdering them maybe? how should i do it. (dear FBI, NSA, etc: this is a joke im not really going to kill anybody please don't arrest me)
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Dec 4, 2014 17:19
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pill your famil
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Dec 4, 2014 17:19
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poison their wine
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Dec 4, 2014 17:20
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with kindness
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Dec 4, 2014 17:20
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drown them in a vat of boiling cum
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Dec 4, 2014 17:21
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logical phalluses posted:i have family members where if they die i get a lot of money. im thinking about murdering them maybe? how should i do it. I say that second thing after every joke I make and, would you believe it, the jokes still deliver
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Dec 4, 2014 17:21
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Aesop Poprock posted:I say that second thing after every joke I make and, would you believe it, the jokes still deliver same
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Dec 4, 2014 17:22
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weed overdose
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Dec 4, 2014 17:22
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show them your post history, suicide will do the rest
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Dec 4, 2014 17:22
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Aesop Poprock posted:I say that second thing after every joke I make and, would you believe it, the jokes still deliver i'm really wishing your mom didn't deliver
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Dec 4, 2014 17:22
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poison them with datura flowers or some other crazy evil hallucinogenic drug/poison. record the ensuing blood orgy
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Dec 4, 2014 17:23
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buckshot
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Dec 4, 2014 17:23
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resentment
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Dec 4, 2014 17:24
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kick them to death
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Dec 4, 2014 17:25
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Spanish Manlove posted:buckshot this is very nonspecific like should i shoot it at them or put it in their wine like other ppl have suggested or what?
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Dec 4, 2014 17:25
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logical phalluses posted:this is very nonspecific like should i shoot it at them or put it in their wine like other ppl have suggested or what? just pretend they're going after your puckins
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Dec 4, 2014 17:26
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satanic splash-back posted:i'm really wishing your mom didn't deliver kind of a hosed up thing to say
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Dec 4, 2014 17:27
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Spanish Manlove posted:buckshot dear nsa this forums user i am quoting downloads pirated media including justin bieber's latest song released two years ago
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Dec 4, 2014 17:27
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Turn the gas on and let it fill the house then light it up 
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Dec 4, 2014 17:28
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Spanish Manlove posted:just pretend they're going after your puckins i feel like buckshot is maybe overkill? would birdshot work?
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Dec 4, 2014 17:28
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give them a bunch of immodium ad
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Dec 4, 2014 17:29
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Bake some brownies , spray LSD all over them give brownies to your family take lsd as well and have a good time together
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Dec 4, 2014 17:29
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While everyone is sleeping and without closing the oven door, set the oven to bake at 450, and leave the house Op. Come back next morning to either one of two things, entire family dead from gas poisoning, or giant crater where your house should be. The second ones my favorite.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:30
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satanic splash-back posted:i'm really wishing your mom didn't deliver Aesop Poprock posted:kind of a hosed up thing to say yeah honestly i dont want this kind of talk in my thread.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:30
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a lot of these seem like actual murder suggestions and not jokes. actually all of them, weird
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Dec 4, 2014 17:32
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logical phalluses posted:yeah honestly i dont want this kind of talk in my thread. you will die alone and in terrible pain nig nog
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Dec 4, 2014 17:32
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PixieDreamGirl posted:While everyone is sleeping and without closing the oven door, set the oven to bake at 450, and leave the house Op. Come back next morning to either one of two things, entire family dead from gas poisoning, or giant crater where your house should be. The second ones my favorite. :agreeb:
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Dec 4, 2014 17:33
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Stoic Commie posted:you will die alone and in terrible pain nig nog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3TjRxntQk
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Dec 4, 2014 17:33
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convince them to go see a movie with you, then when they are all in the car drive head-on into an oncoming semi at 60mph
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Dec 4, 2014 17:33
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personally, I would say not to kill your parents. but if you do, do it in a kind and thoughtful way
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Dec 4, 2014 17:34
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Aesop Poprock posted:personally, I would say not to kill your parents. but if you do, do it in a kind and thoughtful way hosed up if true
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Dec 4, 2014 17:34
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Zippy the Bummer posted:convince them to go see a movie with you, then when they are all in the car drive head-on into an oncoming semi at 60mph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRm_X3BLPU
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Dec 4, 2014 17:34
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Aesop Poprock posted:personally, I would say not to kill your parents. but if you do, do it in a kind and thoughtful way nobody said anything about my parents. please don't talk about my parents.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:35
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Wait few months now. You idiot.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:36
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logical phalluses posted:nobody said anything about my parents. please don't talk about my parents. yikes backing away slowly..
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Dec 4, 2014 17:36
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Its poison, though, time and place.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:37
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take a traffic cone and use it to funnel hot tar into your rear end in a top hat. this will kill your family, through osmosis
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Dec 4, 2014 17:37
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Just fake their deaths somehow (sacrifices will need to be made, such as all of their teeth), then you can all feast on delicious gold guilt free.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:37
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I don't know why anyone would want to murder they're famil
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Dec 4, 2014 17:38
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remined them theyre related to you and they'll likely do it theselves out of shame
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